15 Bizarre One-Night Stand Stories
"I had a friend who went to a bar and met a woman. They were both drunk and ended up in bed together at her home, and after hooking up, she passed out, and he needed to use the restroom #2. He didn't know where the bathroom was, and being extremely drunk, he found the kitchen trash can, did his 'business,' wiped with a dish towel, got dressed, and left."
"I hooked up with a guy on campus when I was 19 and in college. We had spent a couple of evenings hanging out before he came to my dorm room. There, we ended up hooking up after watching a movie. After we finished, the man CRIED. Like, literally bawling his eyes out. I couldn't believe it. So I told him to get up and move on."
"I met this woman at a bar and went home with her. We got busy, and I found myself behind her doing it doggie style. She then ripped the biggest fart ever. The stench immediately hit me in the throat. I laughed so hard I got dressed and left. Totally gross!!!"
"I was incredibly drunk, of course. Right in the middle of it, he kisses me, and I begin puking in his mouth. I finished losing my drink over the side of his mom's bed. That's not all, I was so polite I rolled back over and asked if he wanted to finish."
"I once went to a guy's place, and his choice of background ambiance was an episode of Hoarders. I tried my best not to get distracted or disgusted by what was being shown on the TV, including multiple dead cats in a freezer, while we were doing stuff. About halfway through, I noticed small bloodstains on the sheets. He apologized and explained they were from the guy he had over the night before. Back acne. I couldn't get out of there fast enough."
"I was going down on a guy who had just graduated from the Naval Academy, and was quite drunk from celebrating. After what felt like eternity, he finished, and I sneezed at the same time. ALL of it, combined, came out of my nose onto his groin."
"One time, this guy and I went to a hotel room to hook up. After we did, he started crying about how he missed his best friend and the dude she's dating is a major red flag and not right for her."
"At a beach party, I met a dark, beautiful, very drunk woman, and we hit it off just great. She remarked that there are no real men there; let's go back to her place. On the car ride, she was going down on me. When we got to her place, she opened the front door, and there was a guy sleeping on her couch. It's her 17-year-old son. She wakes him up, and he goes to his room. I noped outta there so fast."
"I went out with a friend, her husband, and a bunch of his friends. I ended up taking one of the guys home with me. A few of the people in our group got into a fight, and a bike cop pepper-sprayed them. I didn't realize the guy I brought home had gotten mildly sprayed on his face, which he also touched with his hands. He wasn't involved in the fight but was trying to pull people from our group out of the tussle. Needless to say, I ended up sitting him in my bathtub in cold water, and after I dropped him off back on the base the next morning, we never spoke again."
"I met a guy for a hook-up who was staying with his aunt. Not a big deal, we could be quiet. I get there, we have our sexy fun time, then he tells me he reports to prison tomorrow, and thanks me for a good send off."
"The girl I was dating was moving to a different city, so we broke up. I had a new Tinder date a few weeks after and ended up going back to her place. It was the same freaking apartment that my ex had moved out of! It freaked us both out, but we ended up laughing at it."
"I (21F) got on really well with a guy I met on Tinder. We ended up getting tipsy and sleeping together. I wasn't that drunk. He ended up falling out of bed in the middle of the night and projectile vomiting all over the floor. I helped him in the tub, took care of him, and cleaned up the floor."
"I (21F) went home with a guy off of hinge for the first time. We had been to a few bars, and I ended up pretty drunk. Right before we were about to hook up, I was standing near a window and lightly touched it to stabilize myself. The entire window shatters into a million pieces."
"My friend hooked up with someone and slept over. The person he slept with tried to exorcise him."
And finally, "I was partying at a friend's house. A friend of a friend was a stripper, so she was dancing on me. We went to a bedroom, did the nasty, and went our separate ways. Three days later, she showed up at my friend's door demanding I give her money because she was 'pregnant and needed money to terminate it.' Three days."
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