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CHRISTOPHER BUCKTIN: Plane passenger caught hiding 2 turtles in bra as one dies

CHRISTOPHER BUCKTIN: Plane passenger caught hiding 2 turtles in bra as one dies

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In this week's round-up of the maddest news from across the Pond: shell-shocked stowaways, Trump denying the reality of phones, and rogue fish arson
Christopher Bucktin is an award-winning journalist with more than 25 years of experience, the majority of which he has spent at the Daily Mirror. A former Press Gazette Reporter of the Year, he has held senior roles including Head of Features, Head of Showbusiness, and Head of Content, before relocating to the United States in 2013 to become US Editor. Renowned for breaking agenda-setting exclusives, he has reported from the front lines of America's biggest news stories, led investigations into the Trump administration, and exposed key details in the Jeffrey Epstein case. His career highlights include securing the first interview with the Peru Two inside prison, becoming the first journalist to descend into drug lord El Chapo's escape tunnel, and spearheading coverage of Prince Andrew's ties to Epstein. He holds weekly columns in the Daily Mirror, Daily Star and Reach's regional titles.
Just hours after his company announced it was launching a Trump-branded smartphone, Donald Trump declared he "doesn't believe in telephones'.

That's right, the same man whose social media rants are powered by thumbs and fury apparently doesn't trust the ancient magic of voice calls.

While aboard Air Force One, he explained why he'd rather be in Washington.

"Not having to use telephones so much, because I don't believe in telephones," he said, with the conviction of a man who thinks Bluetooth is a conspiracy and voicemail is Deep State.
He doubled down, naturally: "Because people like you listen to them, you know. So being on the scene is much better."
It's unclear how the soon-to-be-released TrumpPhone will work if its namesake doesn't even trust the device to make a call. Perhaps it'll ship with a Sharpie, Fox News livestream, and a pre-installed Truth Social app - and no ability to dial out, just in case the FBI is listening.

***
North of the border, a solo camper in British Columbia accidentally triggered a full-blown search and rescue operation - by simply singing his heart out.
Volunteers from Central Okanagan Search and Rescue were wrapping up their weekly training when a 911 call came in.

Two concerned hikers near Kelowna's Boulderfields reported repeated cries echoing through the mountains.
Search crews, police, and even a drone team fanned out across the area, chasing what they believed was a distressed hiker.
After an intense search effort, the team found the source: a lone camper, mid-serenade, completely oblivious to the mountain-wide panic he'd caused.

*** A Florida woman was caught trying to smuggle two turtles through airport security by hiding them in her bra. Yes, really.
The woman, whose identity, like the reptiles, was kept under wraps, was stopped at a TSA checkpoint at Miami International Airport.

Agents discovered the shell-shocked stowaways wrapped in gauze and plastic wrap and tucked neatly into her bra because apparently pockets just weren't an option.
Tragically, one of the turtles didn't survive the journey. The other was turned over to the Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife, presumably for trauma counselling and a long nap.
*** A Minnesota woman who helpfully detailed her auto theft in her own journal has avoided jail, despite practically doing the police's job for them.

Vanessa Guerra, 31, admitted in April to receiving stolen property after swiping a $2,000 Ford van and flogging it for scrap.
Unfortunately for her, police didn't need to dig very far for clues: her mother handed over her handwritten confessions, lovingly documented in a journal.
According to the criminal complaint, staff at the scrapyard had no problem pointing to Guerra as the one who sold them the van.

Still, it was her own diary that sealed the deal.
*** Is this New York's next top model?
Meet Joe Macken: part artist, part architect, part madman with a glue stick. For the past 21 years, Joe has been building a jaw-droppingly detailed 3D replica of New York City entirely by hand. His materials? Balsa wood, glue, and a seemingly endless supply of patience. ***

A rogue fish caused a power outage and a wildfire near Ashcroft last week after an osprey dropped it onto a power line, sparking flames in the dry grass below.
The bizarre BBQ began when firefighters were called to a brush fire six kilometres south of town.
Crews from Ashcroft Fire, the local power company, and local ranch hands quickly joined forces to douse the flames with nearly 5,000 gallons of water.
The culprit? A fish, likely dropped by a weary osprey that either couldn't hold on or fancied a cooked lunch.
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Alaska summit: Europe allies urge Trump not to deal with Putin 'without Ukraine'
Alaska summit: Europe allies urge Trump not to deal with Putin 'without Ukraine'

BBC News

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Alaska summit: Europe allies urge Trump not to deal with Putin 'without Ukraine'

European allies have rallied behind Ukraine in a renewed surge of support, insisting that any peace talks with Russia must include comes as Donald Trump prepares to hold talks with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Alaska on Friday."The path to peace in Ukraine cannot be decided without Ukraine," said a joint statement issued by the leaders of the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Poland, Finland and the European that Ukraine will not be invited to its own peace talks, President Volodymyr Zelensky said that any agreements without Kyiv would amount to "dead decisions". Late on Saturday, a White House official said that Trump would be willing to hold a trilateral meeting with both Putin and Zelensky - but for now, it remains just the two of them, as initially requested by the Russian has previously suggested that he could start by meeting only with Putin, telling reporters he planned to "start off with Russia." But the US president also said that he believed "we have a shot at" organising a trilateral meeting with both Putin and Putin would agree to this is unclear - the Russian and Ukrainian leaders have not met face-to-face since Putin launched a full-scale invasion of Ukraine more than three years on Friday, Trump also suggested that there "will be some swapping of territories" in order for Moscow and Kyiv to reach an agreement - to which Zelensky reacted strongly."We will not reward Russia for what it has perpetrated," he said on Telegram. "Any decisions against us, any decisions without Ukraine, are also decisions against peace.""The Russians... still impose the idea of 'exchanging' Ukrainian territory for Ukrainian territory, with consequences that guarantee nothing but more convenient positions for the Russians to resume the war," he added the BBC's US media partner, has reported that the White House is trying to sway European allies to accept an agreement that would include Russia taking the entire Donbas region in eastern Ukraine, and keeping the Crimean and European powers, on the other hand, presented their own blueprint for ending the war to Trump and his top officials, the Wall Street Journal has reported. It includes demands that any territory can be exchanged only in a reciprocal manner - so if Ukraine pulls out of some regions, Russia must withdraw from European leaders, in their statement released late on Saturday night, stressed that "international borders must not be changed by force". 'Not without Ukraine' "Ukraine has the freedom of choice over its own destiny," they said, stressing that their nations would continue to support Ukraine diplomatically, militarily and leaders also said that a "diplomatic solution" is critical, not just to protect Ukraine - but also Europe's not just Ukraine that is struggling to be part of the Alaska allies are also worried about their lack of influence over the outcome of any agreement that Trump could reach with Putin. In a post on X on Saturday, French President Emmanuel Macron raised concerns about Russia and the US excluding European involvement."Europeans will also necessarily be part of the solution, as their own security is at stake," he has taken a tough approach to Moscow - including imposing sanctions against Russian entities and providing military aid for said he told Macron in a phone call on Saturday that the key was to make sure "the Russians do not get to deceive anyone again"."We all need a genuine end to the war and reliable security foundations for Ukraine and other European nations," the Ukrainian leader diplomacy with Europe and Ukraine fell to Vice-President JD Vance on Saturday, when visited the UK and held talks with Foreign Secretary David Lammy as well as two of Zelensky's top Vance for the discussions, Andriy Yermak, the head of Zelensky's office, stressed the need for Ukraine to be included."A reliable, lasting peace is only possible with Ukraine at the negotiating table," he said. "A ceasefire is necessary - but the frontline is not a border."The summit in Alaska, the territory which Russia sold to the US in 1867, would be the first between sitting US and Russian presidents, since Joe Biden met Putin in Geneva in June 2021. Nine months later, Moscow sent troops into 2022, the Kremlin announced the annexation of four Ukrainian regions - Donetsk, Lugansk, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson - despite not having full control over has failed to achieve a decisive breakthrough in its full-scale invasion, but occupies large swathes of Ukraine's eastern territory. Ukrainian offensives, meanwhile, have not been able to push the Russian forces back.

David Pratt: Are Trump and Putin about to stitch up Ukraine?
David Pratt: Are Trump and Putin about to stitch up Ukraine?

The National

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David Pratt: Are Trump and Putin about to stitch up Ukraine?

The leader of that third-party nation then agrees to meet the leader of the aggressor nation to map out the terms of the ceasefire. This is then duly presented to the invaded nation's leader to sign and ratify. At no point is the leader of the invaded country invited to the initial negotiations. Does that sound like a fair deal to you? Would you imagine that any semblance of a sound and just peace would come of it? READ MORE: 'Absolutely crazy': Scottish jazz artist scores new film by Hollywood director Only the very naïve or those suffering from a bout of the most unrealistic optimism would think so. But that is precisely what US President Donald Trump appears to believe will be the outcome of his meeting with his Russian counterpart, Vladimir Putin, when the two men get together on Friday in Alaska to discuss an end to the conflict in Ukraine. The fact that Trump – even before the meeting takes place – has already said that Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskyy would need to cede territory for a deal to be reached only added insult to injury in the eyes of many Ukrainians given that their leader was frozen out of the Alaska talks. It perhaps came as no real surprise then that Zelenskyy unequivocally made it clear that Ukraine will not 'gift' land to Russia as part of a ceasefire deal. 'The answer to the Ukrainian territorial question already is in the Constitution of Ukraine,' Zelenskyy said in a social media post. 'No-one will deviate from this – and no-one will be able to. Ukrainians will not gift their land to the occupier,' he insisted. Zelenskyy also went on to stress that Ukraine is 'ready to work together with President Trump'. But he said that decisions made without Ukraine are 'unworkable.' The dramatic developments of the past few days coinciding as they did on Friday with Trump's deadline to Putin to stop the fighting or face tough new economic sanctions took many by surprise. They came too just when Ukraine and its European allies thought that Trump was coming round to their view of the war. Now, instead, say critics of the move, Trump has effectively handed Putin a diplomatic coup, while others also see dark historic parallels that subsequently went on to have profound implication for the world at the time in the past. 'It looks like Munich 1938, when great powers decide the fate of the victim of the aggression,' said Oleksandr Merezhko, chair of the foreign affairs committee of the Ukrainian parliament and an MP in Zelenskyy's ruling party. When the idea of a summit was initially suggested, Trump said it would only go ahead if Putin agreed to meet with Zelenskyy, something Kyiv has long called for but been resisted by Moscow. Then, last Thursday, with characteristic unpredictability, Trump announced that a Putin and Zelenskyy face-to-face was unnecessary, effectively sidelining the Ukrainian leader and making it a bilateral negotiation between Trump and Putin. Almost immediately the alarm bells went off in Kyiv and in the corridors of power of its European allies. 'The danger for Ukraine is actually quite grave,' said Jonathan Eyal, international director at the Royal United Services Institute (RUSI), the London-based think tank. 'There will be a sense of alarm in European capitals,' he added in an interview with American broadcaster NBC. 'Trump will be so pleased by what he perceives as the great achievement of getting Putin to the negotiating table, that he grabs any kind of offer that is made,' Eyal said. 'The danger of half-baked compromise, which Trump can claim as his main achievement, is very high.' READ MORE: Former Knesset speaker urges '1 million Jews' to file Israel war crimes complaint Also speaking to NBC, Yuriy Boyechko, CEO of the charity Hope for Ukraine, warned that even if there is no truce agreement, 'a meeting with Trump – no matter the outcome – would be a big diplomatic victory for Putin. 'Putin wants to break his diplomatic isolation' and such a meeting 'will stroke his ego', said Boyechko, adding that the 'meeting with Putin is a trap; President Trump must not fall for it'. But many observers are already predicting the scene when Trump, with Putin alongside, emerges from the Alaska negotiations and talks up their success. It's a scenario, say some commentators, that also helps fulfil Trump's craving for international prestige and his near obsession lately of being nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize he so evidently covets. The obvious danger too, note analysts, is that Trump would effectively be helping Putin's gambit of piling domestic pressure on Zelenskyy and his government. Many Ukrainians want the war to end but remain opposed to surrendering swathes of territory. Had Zelenskyy agreed to the ceding of territory, the risk involved was outlined by Merezhko, who told the Financial Times (FT) that it 'might cause a social explosion in Ukraine'. In the event, however, Zelenskyy was wise to Putin's ploy and wasted no time in dispelling any notion of ceding territory. Even as it stands, Putin's sweeping proposal would require that Ukraine hand over the eastern Ukrainian region of the Donbas, without Russia committing to anything more than to stop fighting. The offer, which Putin conveyed on Wednesday to US special envoy Steve Witkoff in Moscow, said the Russian leader would agree to a complete ceasefire if Ukraine agreed to withdraw forces from all of Ukraine's eastern Donetsk region. Russia would then control the Donetsk and Luhansk regions, as well as the Crimea Peninsula which it seized in 2014 and wants recognised as sovereign Russian territory. Currently Russia controls almost all of Luhansk region and a substantial swathe of Donetsk region but has struggled to capture critical Ukrainian strongholds in the latter despite its summer offensive. Reports also indicated that the southern Kherson and Zaporizhzhia regions where Russian forces have been stuck on the south-eastern side of the Dnipro river would also be up for discussion, as would small areas of Kharkiv and Sumy regions that are controlled by the Russian military. Moscow could withdraw forces from those regions. According to senior Ukrainian officials cited by the FT, Putin also demanded Nato membership for Ukraine be taken off the table, although EU membership would still be allowed. The officials also said Moscow insisted that Ukraine's military would be limited in size, and Russia would demand Western allies not provide Kyiv with long-range weapons. Against this backdrop of sweeping proposals that will feature in the Alaska talks this week, the war on the ground, meanwhile, grinds on. What began as a broad Russian push all along the 600-mile front in eastern and southern Ukraine now appears to be narrowing into three axes of attack – in the northeastern Sumy region and in the eastern Donetsk Oblast cities of Pokrovsk and Kostyantynivka, two important logistical hubs for Ukraine. There is growing alarm over Pokrovsk and Kostyantynivka, which are at risk of being surrounded in the coming months. Russia has been struggling to take Pokrovsk for more than a year, but recently has managed to advance on the city's flanks. This means Russian forces are increasingly threatening Ukraine's supply lines, in part by intensively targeting them with drones. Ukrainian soldiers say the Russian Army uses two main tactics to advance on the battlefield: pinning down Ukrainian troops with drones, shells and glide bombs before attacking enemy lines with relentless squad assaults on foot or by motorbike. READ MORE: Nicola Sturgeon 'felt like disappearing into North Sea after arrest', excerpt reveals 'In general, the basic tactics are relying even more on the manpower advantage and using those small infantry attacks in combination with heavy usage of firepower,' said Pasi Paroinen, an analyst at the Finland-based Black Bird Group that monitors conflict and intelligence analyses. 'They intensified their attacks pretty much almost all across the frontline around May and towards June,' Paroinen added, speaking to ABC News. Some analysts maintain, though, that Russia is not only seeking to win new territory in Ukraine. 'Its goal is to destroy Ukraine's military potential, its army,' Valery Shiryaev, an independent Russian military analyst, said in a recent interview with Redaktsiya, an independent Russian news channel. 'If there is no army – the state would be defenceless.' Away from the frontlines, Russia has been increasing the toll it inflicts on the Ukrainian population and economy at large by escalating attacks on the country with mass-produced exploding drones. According to Ukraine's military intelligence service and cited by the Economist magazine, Russia has improved both the quantity and quality of its drones. Since last summer, it has raised monthly production of the Geran-2 drone, Russia's version of the Iranian Shahed kamikaze drone, five-fold. Last month, on July 9, more than 700 drones – 60% of them carrying warheads and the rest cheap decoys – attacked Kyiv and other targets. Until March this year, only about 3% to 5% of the Gerans were getting through. Last month, that rose to some 15% – a significantly higher number. The Economist also pointed to the increasing supplies of Chinese dual-use components that have helped Russia's increase in production. Military analysts insist the most promising solution in tackling the rise in Geran and other drone attacks is cheap interceptor drones. According to data from The Economist, at least four Ukrainian firms, including Wild Hornets and Besomar, are producing different models. So are Tytan, a Germany company, and Frankenberg, an Estonian one. General Oleksandr Syrskyi, Ukraine's commander-in-chief, says that interceptor drones have a success rate of 70% against Gerans. But as the ground and air war continues to gruesomely play out, all eyes this week will be on that meeting between Trump and Putin in Alaska. Should the talks turn against Trump's hopes and he has to get tough with Putin then the sanctions and tariffs leverage might come into play. After imposing 50% tariffs on India for purchasing Russian oil, Trump could also resort to imposing additional sanctions on Russia's 'shadow fleet' of oil tankers. The term 'shadow fleet' refers to vessels whose ownership is hidden and which avoid using services from Western companies. Russia has used a shadow fleet of largely ageing tankers to ship oil around the world in an attempt to evade western restrictions imposed in the wake of Moscow's 2022 full-scale invasion of Ukraine. The substantial petrodollars from these help fill Putin's war chest. Most observers, however, believe it will not come to that and that the meeting will be far more convivial – much to the alarm of Kyiv and its European allies. Trump has long been a believer that the crux of foreign policy is two leaders in a room making historic deals, but without Zelenskyy at the table, it's not so much a long shot as nigh-on impossible, say analysts. Even among Russia's pro-war Z-bloggers, there seems to be limited expectation from the planned meeting. READ MORE: Pat Kane: We must get the ball rolling on how we deal with the microplastics crisis The hawkish Telegram channel Military Informant described it as 'likely the last attempt to buy time'. While the post predicted the meeting would be 'epochal', it warned against expecting any 'major breakthrough' on the war in Ukraine. 'So far, Zelenskyy's strategy of going along with every US idea has won the sympathy of the American president for Ukraine, so the upcoming Putin-Trump meeting may be the last chance to shift the situation,' the channel wrote. It's precisely such a shift, however, that both Ukraine and its European and other allies will be dreading. While one White House official said that planning for the meeting remains fluid and Zelenskyy could still be involved in some way, few are holding their breath. This Friday in Alaska could yet prove a significant moment indeed for both the outcome of the war and Ukraine's future.

Scottish Government warned to 'come clean' over £180k cash for Trump course contest
Scottish Government warned to 'come clean' over £180k cash for Trump course contest

Daily Record

timean hour ago

  • Daily Record

Scottish Government warned to 'come clean' over £180k cash for Trump course contest

The public funding was said to be supporting the delivery of the Nexo Championships but instead it was used to buy a giant advert on the US President's Aberdeen course. The Scottish Government has been accused of misleading the public over its decision to award £180,000 of taxpayers' cash to a golf competition on Donald Trump's course. ‌ The funding, announced on the second day of the US President's visit to Scotland last month, was said to be for supporting 'delivery of this year's' Nexo Championship. ‌ But the Sunday Mail can reveal the cash was actually spent on adverts including a giant VisitScotland sign, a 30-second online advert and some 'Scotland' billboards around the Trump International course in Aberdeen. ‌ The funding had no bearing on whether the competition would go ahead as the event had been announced in May. But Scottish Greens MSP Patrick Harvie said: 'The Scottish Government needs to come clean about what Scotland gets out of this public funding. ‌ "If it's simply for advertising, they should not have claimed it was about the delivery of the event. And if it's about delivery of the event, they need to explain why a billionaire's event hosted at a billionaire's resort needs any public money at all. "It appears this was simply done to curry favour with Donald Trump, and to massage his ego. Governments should not be treating him this way.' Tourism body VisitScotland said it made the decision to spend £180,000 on advertising days after it was confirmed Trump was coming to Scotland. ‌ The spending was publicly announced by the Scottish Government on July 26 – two days before Swinney was due to meet Trump for a luxury meal at his Menie golf course. VisitScotland officials had decided they'd give the contest £180,000 in advertising money weeks earlier. The tourism body said it held talks with tour organisers and agreed to spend the money between July 10 and 13. ‌ On July 9, Police Scotland confirmed it was preparing for a possible visit from Trump later in the month. ‌ Harvie said: " 'The Scottish Government absolutely should not be pandering to him or promoting him or his businesses. 'At heart it is a question of values. Donald Trump and his values should not be welcomed in Scotland, and the First Minister would be far better reflecting that than continuing to embarrass Scotland by cozying up to him.' The Nexo Championship, previously called the Scottish Championship, is sponsored by Nexo – a cryptocurrency asset management firm which had £135million revenue last year. The European tour which the Aberdeen contest is a part of is sponsored by DP World, which had a revenue of £15billion last year and is run by Dubai entrepreneur Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem, worth about £7billion. Swinney previously faced criticism for allowing public funds to be used on the contest given the wealth of its sponsors and its £2million prize pot. He was also accused of using the money to buy a 'five minute meet-and-greet' with the US President during his Scots visit. VisitScotland said DP World Tour made a 'proposal' for advertising 'and agreement in principle was discussed at the Genesis Scottish Open which took place 10-13 July.' A spokeswoman said: 'Our investment is for a host nation brand profile opportunity. On-course branding and advertising across live broadcast to a global audience enables … a platform for promoting Scotland and the north east, with the intention of inspiring visits.' Join the Daily Record WhatsApp community!

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