Donald Trump savaged by South Park after creators' land £1.19bn deal with Paramount
US President Donald Trump was depicted sleeping with Satan in the season premiere of South Park after the creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, signed a £1.19bn ($1.5 billion) deal with Paramount. The long-running series aired on July 23 after a two-year hiatus and referenced the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, POTUS' lawsuit against Paramount and Government censorship.
During the premiere episode, called Sermon on the Mount, convicted felon Trump was shown in bed with series regular character, Satan. The devil comments on the small size of his penis before comforting him over rumours that his name is on the 'Epstein List'. The episode had Cartman lash out after he found out his favourite show NPR (National Public Radio) was cancelled, before he was told that Trump was the one who cancelled it.
Cartman yells out: "The government can't cancel the show, I mean, what show are they going to cancel next?" He soon wears a T-shirt with the words, 'Woke is dead', emblazoned on it.
While South Park residents come together when the school principal brings Jesus to an assembly, Trump is seen in the White House being criticised for rising tariffs in Canada.
He tells his opponents to "relax" and later decorates the White House with nude portraits of himself. However, instead of being animated in classic South Park style, the creators used photos of Trump's face on an animated body.
And when South Park supporters turn on him, he sues the residents for $5 billion (£3.9 billion). Jesus begs the people of South Park to stop rioting against the president and settle the lawsuit.
They negotiated the lawsuit to $3.5billion (around £3 billion) but have to produce "pro-Trump messaging" in their public service announcements, as per the settlement deal.
The premiere episode then concludes with a number of x-rated deepfake advertisements of a naked Trump crawling his way through a desert.
It comes after South Park's creator landed a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount, with them producing a run of 50 new episodes over five years.
Meanwhile Paramount and CBS recently shocked fans when they announced the cancellation of Stephen Colbert's talk show, with many questioning the reason behind it.
Trump shared his delight over the cancellation, posting: "I absolutely love that Colbert' got fired. His talent was even less than his ratings. I hear Jimmy Kimmel is next. Has even less talent than Colbert!
"Greg Gutfield is better than all of them combined, including the Moron on NBC who ruined the once great Tonight Show." In a segment on Stephen's show, the host read out Trump's tweet while doing an impression of the President's voice.
The audience booed the tweet before Stephen confidently said: "How dare you, sir? Would an untalented man be able to compose the following satirical witticism?" before turning to a different camera and adding: "Go f**k yourself!"
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