The real reason why academics write in gobbledygook
In an address to the Hay Festival this week, Professor Kehinde Andrews of Birmingham City University lamented how the work of so many of his peers is written in 'devastatingly bad', 'mind-deadening' and 'over-convoluted' prose. Taking one book as an example, he asked why it 'kept using the word 'quotidien'. What does 'quotidien' mean? 'Everyday'. Why not just say 'everyday'?'
While many will welcome this intervention by Professor Andrews, and many have for decades groaned at the tendency of academics to lurch into gobbledygook, this misses the point. Academics in the humanities today don't write in order to be understood by the public, or even by their students. They write the way they do primarily to signal fealty to an ideology.
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