The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (June 28-July 3)
Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms, like X, Threads and Bluesky, to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.
The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn't come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 1, 2025
The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn't come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child
My kid just played a song for us called 'Chicken Banana' and I'm not gonna lie this song slaps so hard.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) July 2, 2025
My kid just played a song for us called 'Chicken Banana' and I'm not gonna lie this song slaps so hard.
My 3yo was racing with his sister and ran head first into a wall, literally bounced off of it and kept running.Folks, I pull my hamstring if I don't warm up before I sneeze.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) July 2, 2025
My 3yo was racing with his sister and ran head first into a wall, literally bounced off of it and kept running.Folks, I pull my hamstring if I don't warm up before I sneeze.
just yelled at my kid for having dirty clothes on the floor right next to his laundry basket, turned around and immediately tried to hide the fact that i too have dirty clothes on the floor next to my laundry basket
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) July 3, 2025
just yelled at my kid for having dirty clothes on the floor right next to his laundry basket, turned around and immediately tried to hide the fact that i too have dirty clothes on the floor next to my laundry basket
Just broke down 10 years of 'just in case' shoe boxes that were held onto for dioramas that were never assigned.
— Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38) June 30, 2025
Just broke down 10 years of 'just in case' shoe boxes that were held onto for dioramas that were never assigned.
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My 7yo keeps reminding me how old I am, so I'm sending him a cease and desist letter
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 2, 2025
My 7yo keeps reminding me how old I am, so I'm sending him a cease and desist letter
6yo: Mom, I'm drawing a picture of you but I'm including your gray hair. Me: My WHAT?
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) July 2, 2025
6yo: Mom, I'm drawing a picture of you but I'm including your gray hair. Me: My WHAT?
To be a great coach in youth sports the number one thing is to have a nice shady spot near the field for the parents.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) July 1, 2025
To be a great coach in youth sports the number one thing is to have a nice shady spot near the field for the parents.
My daughter's favorite saying right now is 'you're doing too much' so I'm going to do absolutely nothing today just to prove her wrong.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) June 29, 2025
My daughter's favorite saying right now is 'you're doing too much' so I'm going to do absolutely nothing today just to prove her wrong.
Finally a salad my kids will like pic.twitter.com/p2YGHiJqFo
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 2, 2025
Finally a salad my kids will like pic.twitter.com/p2YGHiJqFo
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