And here is your host … Trump casts himself for Kennedy Center honours

The Guardian

2 days ago

'There is a connection, hard to explain logically but easy to feel, between achievement in public life and progress in the arts,' are among the words inscribed in marble at the John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington. The age of Elizabeth was the age of Shakespeare, it says.
The age of Donald Trump is the age of Trump's ego. Trump the president, commander-in-chief and master builder. Trump the supremo of the upcoming Olympics, football World Cup and America's 250th birthday. Trump whose self-aggrandisement is the size of a planet: on Wednesday not even the Kennedy Center's cavernous Hall of Nations could contain it.
The president announced that he will host this year's Kennedy Center Honors – after all, he used to be on The Apprentice, so how hard can it be? He unveiled this year's honourees – screened by him to veto 'wokesters' – and grumbled that he had never been one. He reminded everyone that he has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Nearby, the giant bust of Kennedy may have shed a tear or two as Trump, wearing dark suit, white shirt and red tie, strode into the marble-walled, red-carpeted Hall of Nations to continue his hostile takeover of the nation's capital – and the country's cultural life.
The 100ft-high arts complex on the banks of the Potomac River and its annual arts awards might seem trivial in the scheme of Trump's authoritarian crusade. But there are few better measures of how his second term is proving more ambitious, intentional and effective than his first.
Trump 1.0 never set foot in the Kennedy Center. Each year the Honors took place without him, with recipients including his critics such as as Cher, Lin-Manuel Miranda and Sally Field. And there were diverse lineups: Gloria Estefan, LL Cool J, Lionel Richie, Debbie Allen, Berry Gordy, Gladys Knight and Queen Latifah.
Trump 2.0 has been a very different proposition in his targeted approach to immigration and crime, his vendettas against political opponents and his bullying of law firms, media companies and universities. Suddenly the Kennedy Center, like the Smithsonian Institution's museums, finds itself in the firing line of Trump's war on woke.
Like Shakespeare's Richard III, who feigns reluctance to take the throne as a tactic to appear more virtuous, Trump claimed he didn't really want to take on hosting responsibilities when his staff asked.
'I said: 'I'm the president of the United States! Are you fools, asking me to do that?' 'Sir, you'll get much higher ratings.' I said: 'I don't care, I'm president of the United States. I won't do it.''
But then, in his telling, his chief of staff Susie Wiles intervened. 'I said, OK, Susie, I'll do it. That's the power she's got. So I have agreed to… They're going to say: 'He insisted.' I did not insist but I think it will be quite successful actually. It's been a long time. I used to host The Apprentice finales and we did rather well with that.'
The Kennedy Center Honors were established in 1978 and recipients have included George Balanchine, Warren Beatty, Aretha Franklin, Tom Hanks, Arthur Miller, Stephen Sondheim and Barbra Streisand. Trump remarked: 'I wanted one. I was never able to get one.'
A group of Trump lackeys sitting stage left burst into laughter then realised he wasn't joking and fell silent. 'It's true, actually. I would have taken it if they would have called me. I waited and waited and waited and I said: 'To hell with it, I'll become chairman and I'll give myself an honour. Maybe next year we'll honour Trump, OK?'
All right, now that time he was joking. Wasn't he?
Trump announced a characteristically white male-heavy list for this year's honourees: actors Michael Crawford and Sylvester Stallone, singers and Gloria Gaynor, and members of the rock band Kiss. As he spoke of each, a curtain was pulled back on their photo in very retro, low-tech style.
Crawford, he noted, was born in England 1942 and made his Broadway debut in 1967. 'I was there. I shouldn't say that but I was there. It seems like a long time ago, and he became an international sensation in the 1980s for his original portrayal of the Phantom of the Opera – one of the greatest ever, ever, ever, ever.'
It was hardly surprising from a man whose cultural tastes refuse to acknowledge the existence of the 21st century, though there was no mention of the 70s British sitcom Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em in which Crawford played accident-prone Frank Spencer, known for the catchphrase 'Ooh Betty!'
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Stallone's characters Rambo and Rocky are more Trump's style: macho, muscular, primal, violent, taking no prisoners. The kind of great white hopes that he would now like to see policing the streets of Washington. The president mused: 'Rocky, Rambo – if you did one, you're good. You do two?
'I'll never forget I was a young guy and I went to see a thing called Rambo and it had just come out. I didn't know anything about it but I was in a movie theatre – like we used to go to movie theaters a lot- and I said: 'This movie is phenomenal! What the heck?' And that turned out to be a monster.'
Trump described Stallone as one of the biggest names on the Hollywood Walk of Fame but then remembered this is supposed to be all about him. 'In fact, the only one that's a bigger name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, they say, is a guy named Donald Trump. I'm on the Hollywood Walk of Fame too, if you can believe that one.'
Strait, Gaynor and Kiss met his approval too. Trump might have stopped five wars in the past six months, by his own estimate, but he still had time to handpick the Kennedy Center honourees and make sure no agitators, dissidents or subversives slipped through the net. The role of the artist is the worship of Trump.
'I would say I was about 98% involved,' he remarked. 'They all went through me … I turned down plenty. It went too woke. I turned I had a couple of wokesters. Now, we have great people. This is very different than it used to be. Very different.'
The Oscars, he said, now gets 'lousy ratings' because 'it's all woke' and 'all they do is talk about how much they hate Trump.'
Just as he is vowing making Washington DC beautiful again, Trump has big plans for the Kennedy Center, which at least one Republican in Congress has proposed renaming after him. Trump promised to 'fully renovate' the entire infrastructure, ripping out and replacing all the seats, and make it a 'crown jewel' of arts and culture in the US. 'The bones are so good,' he cooed.
But if his White House desecration is anything to go by, expect the Kennedy Center to become a monument to dictator chic, dripping in rococo gold and festooned with garishness. Another Kennedy quotation inscribed on the exterior marble wall says: 'This country cannot afford to be materially rich and spiritually poor.'