My feral kids are ruining my summer – my daughter weed on the floor in Smyth's & it wasn't even the worst part of my day
Mum-of-two Beth Hinchliffe, from the UK, took to social media to share just how her summer was going, and it didn't sound good.
Taking to social media, she said: "Welcome to the f**kers family. If you're wondering why we're called that, it's because I genuinely think I was cursed in my past life because I have the most two feral f**king kids on planet earth.
"Genuinely think I'd be better if I had two wild b**tard animals living in my house than these kids."
The hilarious mum said that within 48 hours her summer was already ruined, leading her to question if she should 'put this extension cable in the bathroom and just f**king electrocute myself.'
Beth revealed that she decided to take her children to the toy store Smyth's, but disaster soon struck.
She revealed: "I drove the kids to Smyth's yesterday, one of them p**sed on floor, didn't tell me that she needed a wee and she's fully potty trained."
To top it off, Beth then stank of wee as well as she had to pick her daughter up.
While it would be enough to annoy any parent, her day didn't get better.
That same night, her youngest decided to throw her head back while being put to bed, giving Beth a black eye.
To add to the drama, the kids being off school meant she was constantly cleaning her house as well.
Beth said: "I really think I'm gonna have to go to doctors because I genuinely think I'm losing my f**king mind."
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The clip soon went viral on her TikTok account @ bethhinchliffexox with over 1.7 million views and 122k likes.
Plenty of parents were quick to take to the comments, agreeing with the mum.
One person wrote: "Immediate follow because motherhood isn't fairies and rainbows like people make it out to be."
Another commented: "My fully toilet-trained toddler pooed in the corner of his room today if it makes you feel better."
"Now this is motherhood," penned a third.
How to survive six weeks of school summer holidays
IF you are struggling with the six week summer holidays, you've come to the right place...
BATTLING BOREDOM: Despite hours of activities and playdates, if your kids are already complaining there's nothing to do, parenting expert Liat Hughes Joshi says: 'Don't feel you have to organise every second of the holidays. Kids benefit from boredom and learn to make their own fun.
'Boredom can trigger creative and imaginative play but you need to encourage kids to get used to not being told how to spend their time.
'Ride out the pleas of boredom. Counter it with comments such as, 'What do you think you could do?' and maybe have a list of 'I'm bored' activity ideas on the fridge.'
SCREEN OVERLOAD: It's tempting during the holidays to rely on a digital babysitter but don't let them gawp their whole summer away in front of a screen.
Liat says: 'It's unfair to expect older kids to power down but it's important to set some ground rules.
'Set family tech rules together. If you're often distracted by your phone, follow the rules too. Maybe tell the kids they aren't allowed any screen time until they've done set chores, some exercise, or a board game.
'Are there times when you'd like to ban screens completely? Perhaps during dinner or when they have friends over to visit.
'Tech is a battleground for parents, but you have to set boundaries. Stand firm and be prepared to be unpopular.'
TOO MUCH TOGETHERNESS: You love your kids, but being with them 24/7 can be exhausting. Do not feel guilty if you need a bit of downtime.
Liat says: 'If you're juggling work and household tasks as well as occupying the kids, it's normal to start feeling overwhelmed or jaded and in need of some peace.
'If you can't afford or don't want to send your kids to all-day camps, look for free kids' workshops so you can get on with jobs or have a break for a couple of hours.
'Seeking a spell of quiet every now and then doesn't make you a bad parent — in fact it will probably make you more positive and enthusiastic when you are with the kids.'
SCHEDULING CONFLICT: Schedules can go out the window during holidays, but late nights and early mornings can mean tired and unhappy children.
Dr Tamara Bugembe, paediatrician and founder of Helperbees.co.uk says: 'Children get grumpy, test boundaries and become challenging when routines are broken.
'Sticking to some kind of routine during the holidays is a good idea.
'We release hormones at different times of the day and when regular meal times and bed times are broken, it causes dips and peaks in mood.
'Holidays are about having fun but an early night once or twice a week will make everyone happier.'
EXCESS ENERGY: Make sure kids get out in the fresh air to tire them out — and make them healthier and happier.
Dr Bugembe says: 'Sunshine also tops up vital vitamin D levels which helps improve bone strength and energy levels in children. Our levels run low in winter so let the kids stock up in warmer weather.
'Letting them run around in shorts and a T-shirt is the best way to top up. Make sure they're wearing sun cream, get outside and have fun.
'Encourage them to try healthy habits such as cycling and walking. They'll hopefully get hooked and want to carry them on when the weather gets colder.'
Meanwhile a fourth said: "Hahaha darling it only gets worse."
"This is me and my 3 boys daily,' claimed a fifth
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