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Late night hosts riff on Trump-Putin meeting: ‘Oh [expletive], did you already give away Alaska?'
The Alaska meeting will mark Putin's first trip to the US since 2015, when he
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'But Putin is excited. Today he told Trump, 'In Russia, we also have 'Hunting Wives,' but they chase bear with knife,'' Fallon quipped.
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Fallon then took aim at the fallout from the Trump administration's
'Trump said he believes that he has a chance at organizing a trilateral meeting with Putin and Zelensky. The last time Trump had a trilateral meeting was on Epstein Island,' Fallon joked drawing applause and laughter from the audience.
The White House has signaled that
with Putin.
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Seth Meyers also weighed in on the president's upcoming meeting with Putin on Monday's 'Late Night' show.
Meyers joked that marijuana use 'might also explain why Trump doesn't even seem to know where he is or where he's going on a daily basis,' referring to a press conference where Trump said he will be going to Russia to meet with Putin, instead of saying Alaska.
'Oh [expletive], did you already give away Alaska?' Meyers quipped.
'I can't wait to see the news report from that meeting,' Meyers added. 'The US has struck an agreement with Russia in which Russia will give back the land it stole from Ukraine and the US in return will give Russia several states including Alaska, Rhode Island, and New Jersey.'
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