The Internet Is Losing It Over How "South Park" Portrayed JD Vance
The paintings.
The PSA.
And that lil ding-a-ling.
This entire season appears to be dedicated to making Trump and his cronies look like dang fools.
The second episode of the season was on last night, and it mainly dealt with ICE and the > the Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem.
Kristi Noem's face kept falling off, and she kept on shooting puppies.
There was an ICE raid on heaven.
There was a Charlie Kirk masterdebater storyline.
Annnnd we had our debut of JD Vance.
That's him:
It looks like they modeled JD after Tattoo from Fantasy Island.
As this person said, "They made JD Vance Trumps lil bitch."
In one scene, JD even offers to apply baby oil to Satan's butthole.
Accurate!
I can't wait for who they deal with next!
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