
If You Are A Silly Little Spring Goblin, Allow Me To Tempt You With These 29 Quirky Products
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Enjoy your silly little spring with some silly little carrot cake-flavored tea and a silly little tennis-scented candle.
1. A NeeDoh "Groovy" Shroom from the *elite* NeeDoh sensory fidget toy line for anyone who wants to add more calm and focus to their day with a side of ~~whimsy~~. This delightfully cottagecore-meets-'70s fidget is the ultimate stress relief accessory for spring.
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Schylling is a small business that specializes in modern and retro toys, games, and sets.
Promising review: "Love this thing, really fun to play with mindlessly. It holds up to a lot of squeezing and manipulation. Surprisingly tough. Truly unique in its many variations. It does make some ballon type sounds, so expect a squeak here and there. Highly recommend." — Kimberly I
Get it from Amazon for $6.60 (available in five assorted colors with various critters inside, which arrive at random!).
Check out the rest of the Needoh fidget toy options on their Amazon storefront!
2. A flower duck night-light to positively ~quack~ yourself up when you light it up on spring movie nights.
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Promising review: "I bought this for my classroom and it's adorable! Exactly as described. It has two light settings that dim when you touch it." — Alexis Marie
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
3. A Peeps-themed mini waffle maker so you can finally enjoy a Peep that you *aren't* planning on exploding up to eight times its size in the microwave for sport. This nonstick quick-heating gizmo cooks a small waffle in less than five minutes, so you can ~treat yourself~ to a morning Peep waffle all spring long.
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Promising review: "She's very cutesy, very Easter. You can only make one at a time, so keep that in mind when buying a MINI. I want to say one waffle takes about three to five minutes to cook (depending on how crispy you like your waffle). It takes up very little space, so you can have it right by the stove while making breakfast!" — andrea
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
4. Spring Moments, another beloved stress relief coloring book from Coco Wyo, a brand that's made itself famous on TikTok for its cozy, relaxing, easy-to-draw themes. This one is full of happy little animals frolicking in springtime shenanigans. 🌸
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Psst — Coco Wyo has a *ton* of other cozy stress relief coloring books with different themes in their Amazon storefront!
Another psst — you can pick up a cult-fave colored pencil set on Amazon!
Promising review: "Oh my gosh. Hands down one of my absolute FAVORITE coloring books. Anything they put out, I will buy. It just is what it is. I l ove that there is so much to color while simultaneously not too much. You still have so much creative freedom with this one, but it's so easy to make fun designs. If you're thinking about it... DO IT!" — SE Reviews
Get it from Amazon for $7.99.
5. Lip Smacker Rolly Lip Gloss so cooling, so silky smooth, and so darn nostalgic that you'll want to try one in every fruity flavor — just don't come crying to me when you accidentally fall into a time machine and wake up in a Backstreet Boys video.
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Promising review:"This stuff is not only nostalgic in flavor, style, and smell but this has truly healed my lips. My lips are always so dry and I get little pieces of skin, but this has made my lips completely normal again. This is also a fantastic mood booster for me. I can be having an overwhelming day at work and put this on and the fragrance and flavor just takes me back and boost my mood! " — Tina Laray Bessler
Get it from Amazon for $4.99 (available in Strawberry, Peach, Grape, and Watermelon).
6. A cowboy boot vase for the precise floral yeehaw energy we're all going to need as Beyoncé's Cowboy Carter Tour kicks off this spring.
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Ban.do is a US-based small business that specializes in quirky accessories, home products, and stationery.
Promising review: "Such a cute cowgirl boot. I put my makeup brushes in it on my vanity and it's so cute. All of my friends want one now! Definitely recommend." — Jerrett
Get it from Amazon for $26.95.
7. A tube of caffeine-free carrot cake tea from the *beloved* Cuppa Cake Tea line, which is known for its eerily spot-on and delightfully unique flavors. Now you can have your cake and DRINK IT, TOO.
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Promising review: "I love the flavor of this tea. You can almost taste the frosting. Well worth the money." — Jeffrey J Jones
Get 36 pouches of tea from Amazon for $14.75 (and check out the other cake tea flavors for more options!).
8. A unique tennis-inspired"Matchpoint" candle for anyone who adores classic, welcoming scent profiles with whimsical twists. Otherland's entire line of candles pushes the box on your regular florals and fruits by adding distinctive layers like California Fig, Chili Salt, and yes — even Tennis Ball. 👀 🎾
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Otherland is a small business that specializes in unique vegan candles.
Here's what my beloved fellow BuzzFeeder/soul twin Heather Braga has to say about Otherland: " I'm SUCH a fan of Otherland candles. I've been burning them in my home for years and, honestly, cannot get enough of them. I've given tons of them as gifts as well, and everyone has always raved about how much they love them. They each have a burn time of 55 hours, are made of a coconut and soy wax blend, contain a cotton wick, and are hand poured in the US."
Get it from Amazon for $30 (available in two scents).
9. A set of five gourmet floral syrups for coffee and cocktails so you can satisfy your fanciest seasonal beverage curiosities without running up a big ol' bill with the local bar or Starbucks mermaid.
Each set contains elderflower, violet, lavender, rose, and hibiscus.
Promising review: "These are the perfect size to experiment with to make your new favorite cocktails! We love a good gin in our house and adding a splash of elderflower or violet has elevated our libations!" — Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $15 (also available in a coffee or cocktail set).
10. An adorable Lego flower pot beloved by kids and adults alike, especially because it's three projects in one — you can also use the same set to build a little boot with flowers coming out of it, or two adorable lil' toucans vibing on a flowery branch!
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Promising review: "This was so much fun to put together and turns out so cute. I've had lots of compliments on it and had friends order one for themselves. Makes such a cute gift." — Frenchy
Get it from Amazon for $23.99.
11. Moodmatcher color-changing lipstick, which not only adapts to the pH of your skin to create a personalized, perfect shade for your skin tone, but lasts for HOURS. Reviewers marvel at its all-day staying power, even after meals and breaking a sweat. Look at that lil' green lipstick go!!
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Moodmatcher is a small business that specializes in color-changing lipstick.
Promising review:"This color is beautiful, and shows up differently on everyone. This thing that I like most about this product, is that it stays on all day even through eating several meals. I have to use a microfiber cloth to remove it at night!" — Rasheda
Get it from Amazon for $6.59 (available in 10 shades).
12. A set of pastel glitter highlighters I saw on Instagram and NEARLY BLACKED OUT from the cuteness. If you like highlighting your planner pages, favorite passages from books, or lines from your journal, please do yourself a favor and purchase these subtle but oh-so-sparkly colors to jazz them up ✨.
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Promising review:"These are amazing!!! Beautiful colors and the sparkle/shimmer is more than I imagined it would be. Mr. Pen did it again! If you don't have these pens, you need to get them!! Great addition to my journaling supplies!" — FBJH12
Get a set of eight from Amazon for $6.99.
13. A crochet succulent car air freshener holder that will not only keep your car smelling fresh, but will be an adorable little buddy to keep you company on long commutes. Note — this includes a glass bottle to hold essential oils, but not the oils themselves, so you can pick your favorite!
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You can grab a sampler of essential oils for under $10 on Amazon — or take the advice of a reviewer who emptied Air Wick refills into the little glass canister!
Promising review: "This is adorable. I love the colors and how soft it is. I put some essential oils in mine but love how I could replace it with a little keepsake or something. Absolutely love this little thing!" — Justinn Casey Dark
Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (available in seven ridiculously adorable styles).
14. A light up solar frog figurine for your garden or porch so when you come home from that "just one drink" dinner past midnight, this croaky lil' fella can lovingly judge you for it.
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Promising review: "I love this! It's well painted, and the solar light works great. It is the cutest thing on my patio table." — solowithpits
Get it from Amazon for $19.77.
15. A cheeky pair of double-buckle slides that look like what happens when a Birkenstock from the 2000s falls in love with a jelly sandal from the '90s in a forbidden time-crossed romance.
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Promising review: "So soft and fitted to my feet. Probably going to get other colors very soon. Love an easy slip-on that's affordable." — Bran fish
Get it from Amazon for $27.99 (available in women's sizes 6–11 and dozens of colors).
16. An itty-bitty ~floating~ hydroponics plant terrarium you can either use as a soil-free propagator for plants like mint and dill before you transfer them, or as teensy flower vases for little buds.
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Promising review: "This is the cutest planter. I have a pothos that just is thriving, so I got these to repot some of it. The picture was when I first set it up and now they're roots have completely taken over the little bottles. Th at window gets sun all day and they cast light all through the room through the bottles." — Dee Danford
Get it from Amazon for $19.98.
17. And a "Leafriend" plant propogation buddy that gently hugs the stem of your littlest plant babies so they can grow big and strong in the spring sunshine.
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Promising review: "These are the cutest little leaf support guys. There is a ridge at the seat that helps the little guy stay seated on the glass. The arms are flexible to help place stems for holding. I have noticed the root growth has improved because the stems aren't floating around in water and possibly drying out when it would float up to top. These are much cuter in person than they look online." — NancyW
Get a pack of three from Amazon for $9.99.
18. A daisy-shaped dish brush with a lil' vase holder so cute that, fair warning, you can't use it without accidentally bursting into an iconic Disney princess song. (Dibs on all of Tangled.)
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Check out a TikTok of the flower scrubber in action.
Promising review: "Love having this on my kitchen sink. I t's happy and cute and makes me happy. One leaf did twist off after a few weeks of use, but it's still cute, and I could've been more careful holding it. Not a super stiff brush, but works well for most hand washing and quick rinses. Brush rinses well and food doesn't get caught in it. I was happy to find it has a hidden scraper edge on top of the brush. Will def buy again when this one gets gross since it brings so much tiny joy into my kitchen." — Hannah Jo Wilson
Get it from Amazon for $13.99.
19. A collapsible Magic Mushroom funnel so you can feel like an enchanted forest nymph while you funnel your coffee, wine, baking ingredients, or mystical potions.
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Check out a TikTok of the magic mushroom funnel in action.
Promising review: "I am obsessed with this funnel!!! I juice a lot of citrus and juices for cocktails, and this little guy is the perfect size for bottling. It's beyond cute and really great quality. I'm always hesitant about buying silicone items, as I don't want them to be too thin. This is perfect! Sturdy and cute! Can't get better than that! The perfect addition to any cottagecore kitchen!" — Abbey Klem
Get it from Amazon for $9.95+ (available in two sizes).
20. A set of dainty but durable ladybug bag clips to add a touch of whimsy to your chip bags and cereal boxes.
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Promising review: "Super cute and great quality. Holding up well so far." — Amazon Customer
Get a pack of four from Amazon for $11.01 (available in four other styles).
21. A crochet headphone sprout so even your tech can have a little spring ~refresh~. (You're gonna find out just how soundproof those headphones are when everyone tries to compliment you!)
High Hooks/Etsy
High Hooks is an Oregon-based Etsy shop that specializes in crocheted goods.
Get it from High Hooks on Etsy for $6.99+ (available in six colors, plus custom options).
22. A set of snail tea bag holders to keep your teas from pulling a disappearing act *and* giving you a built-in breakfast buddy to talk to about that weird dream you had last night.
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Check out a TikTok of the snail teabag holder in action.
Promising review:"Love these fun little quirky tea slugs. They work on all shapes and sizes of mugs and have brought a smile to all who either used them or were the lucky recipients of their own batch of tea slugs from me. They clean up well with just a quick rinse under the sink and are even fun to use on wine or cocktail glasses to help guests track their drink." — NC
Get a pack of 10 from Amazon for $6.99.
23. A daisy-shaped egg separator so the next time you're getting your protein in, you'll have some legit "flower power" on your side.
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Promising review: "I use this when I'm making hollandaise sauce. It makes a tedious task more fun — who wouldn't get a smile when looking at a cute little daisy? It's much more interesting than a boring normal egg separator! I love this company's products — they bring fun into mundane tasks like cooking, cleaning, and more!" — Shelly Smithson
Get it from Amazon for $12.90.
24. A set of dainty temporary floral tattoos that are pretty much the fastest, most cost effective way to become a living fairy this spring.
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Promising review:"They are quite dainty with light colors and fine lines. I found them to be quite long lasting if I am careful when showering to avoid scrubbing. I have had people congratulate me on my new tattoos and they are surprised to find they are fake." — Kindle Customer
Get a pack of 10 sheets from Amazon for $6.98 (available in five varieties).
25. An bunny egg mold because, respectfully, life is short, and we have no business ignoring opportunities to make it as adorable as possible. Reviewers mention this also works well for rice!
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Promising review: "Love this! This does exactly what it's supposed to! My daughters fave lit up seeing her hard boiled eggs look like bunnies. So easy and a breeze to clean." — Karen
Get a set of two from Amazon for $5.49 (the second one is a bear!).
26. A little mushroom cap plate for all your appetizer, dessert, and Girl Dinner needs.
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Promising review: "This is the most beautiful piece of dinnerware I've ever owned. So much so, that if there's ever a reason I would need to evacuate, I'm grabbing my animals and this plate." — Foxysinnatra
Get it from Amazon for $17.99 (available in three other styles).
Psst — if you want to buy the whole mushroom gang, you can grab the matching teapot and matching bowl and plate set!
27. A ridiculously darling little strawberry-shaped kitchen timer you can use for cooking, keeping yourself on task, or even encouraging kiddos to get their homework done in the most adorable way possible.
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28. A unicorn head squirrel feeder because you know what the world needs?? More mildly terrifying TikToks and Instagram stories of hybrid creatures frolicking in your backyard. This is your task. Go forth, my friend.
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29. A "Normal Gets You Nowhere" digital download for all the goofy goobers, unrepentant nerds, and silly geese out there who need a cute reminder every now and then.
Baroo Bloom/Etsy
Baroo Bloom is an Austria-based Etsy shop that specializes in wall art and stationery.
Promising review:"I am very happy with my purchase. I have a young daughter who is beginning to feel the peer pressures of growing up and is concerned about fitting in. I remember what that time period felt like for me, and I would never, ever go back! This picture is a bright, cheerful, and a fun reminder that being yourself is more fun and easy than being 'normal.'" — Kelly Wojcik
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From 'I Love Lucy' to 'Fresh Prince' to 'Lizzie McGuire,' you're all about living in the past — and that's totally rad in our book. Not yet earned Heart On Your comment got 10 hearts. Here's a trophy to commemorate the foundation of your little fan club! Not yet earned Hearty Animal Can you feel the love tonight? You got 50 hearts on one comment. Have another hit of serotonin to celebrate!!! Not yet earned Heartthrob ONE HUNDRED HEARTS!! I almost feel bad for you, because you're going to be chasing this feeling forever. Check out this awesome trophy you just earned! Not yet earned There's No Place Like Home You clicked your heels and visited home — the home PAGE, that is — every day for five straight days. We've loved seeing your shining face, so please enjoy this trophy that expresses our excitement. Not yet earned Habitual Homepager Don't think we haven't noticed you visiting the homepage for the last 10 days in a row! Whether you were finding out which Disney character you are, sifting through TV show recommendations, or catching up on the news, we love you loving us. Not yet earned You Live Here Now You've visited the homepage 15 full days in a row! At this point, we've made up the BuzzFeed guest room for you and even added some touches to make it more personal. After all, with the amount of times you've visited, you pretty much live here now. Not yet earned Pin There, Done That You pinned a quiz result to your profile, and now everyone knows that you are in fact like your favorite TV character or that you've discovered a new personality trait about yourself. Maybe we guessed your age correctly, or we were so off in guessing that you weren't even mad — you were impressed. Either way, now the world knows your result, so here's a trophy!