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I hate myself for it, but I still love watching Gordon Ramsay yell at people

I hate myself for it, but I still love watching Gordon Ramsay yell at people

The Age30-07-2025
Gordon Ramsay's Secret Service ★★★ ½
It's 1.07am and celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is speeding through Washington DC wearing a black baseball cap. Police sirens whirr behind him as his eyes dart between the road, his rearview mirror and a camera on the dash. In this first scene of his new series, the 58-year-old multimillionaire is doing his best Jason Bourne ... which is a bit more like Jason Statham in Spy.
Ramsay is on his way to a Greek restaurant, he tells us, to uncover 'the problems that everybody tries to hide from me'. He has a man on the inside. He has a duffle bag full of spy gear. And within minutes he'll be rifling around in a dark kitchen and muttering 'f---ing hell' while throwing bloody chicken carcasses on the ground. We're back, baby.
Despite all the theatrics, Gordon Ramsay's Secret Service is essentially just Kitchen Nightmares. Each episode is centred on a struggling US restaurant, which the hard-headed Brit has been tasked to turn around. It features all the obligatory shots of dirty kitchens, festering food and Ramsay cussing out belligerent owners.
The only differences? Well, an 'insider' on the staff has tipped him off instead of the owners nominating themselves ('Please don't fire me,' one half-jokes when outed in a Traitors -style reveal). There are a lot more hidden body cams. And, importantly, our boy is undercover for the first half of each episode, monitoring the situation from inside the world's most conspicuous van parked right outside.
It's beyond silly, but purposefully so. And once it gets to the meat of the thing – Ramsay giving it to people straight and turning their lives around – it's just as enjoyable as the long-running series it's so indebted to.
More than 20 years ago, this foul-mouthed chef struck TV gold with the creation of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. The unvarnished series tapped into the chaos of real-life restaurants, juiced it for drama and laughs, and managed to (mostly) tie things off into a happy ending so you don't feel too bad about all the genuine hardship.
The show spawned a hugely successful US adaptation, Kitchen Nightmares, as well as the spin-off series, Hotel Hell – both of which have been comfort food for me while home sick over the years or in the bleary-eyed trenches of new parenthood. And I'm not alone. The former proved popular enough to warrant a revival in 2023.
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August 17 and 21. JW ENZO The late French director Laurent Cantet, best known for his Palme D'Or winner The Class, was obliged by his worsening cancer to hand over direction of Enzo to his co-writer, Robin Campillo. Campillo, whose own style in films such as BPM is frantic and festive, here maintains Cantet's stately seriousness in a profile of Enzo (terrific newcomer Eloy Pohu), who has defied his professional parents by taking a job as an apprentice builder. He is terrible at his job; what holds him is the hope of defining himself as a man and his secret crush on Vlad, one of two Ukrainian builders wrestling with the call of duty. Under the ferocious Mediterranean sun, Enzo's romantic yearnings rise like new sap. August 16, 20 and 23. SB CHAIN REACTIONS Marking the 50th anniversary of Tobe Hooper's horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Alexandre O. Philippe's documentary is an admirably serious and respectful piece of work, letting us hear at length from five high-profile fans who come at the film from different angles but agree on viewing it as some kind of masterpiece. The line-up includes Stephen King, filmmakers Takashi Miike and Karyn Kasuma, comedian Patton Oswalt – and most delightfully, the Australian horror scholar Alexandra Heller-Nicholas, who begins her segment by discussing her childhood memories of Picnic at Hanging Rock. If shock and revulsion aren't what you crave from cinema, you might learn something here about why others feel differently, even if you need to look away from the more gruesome clips. August 9, 12 and 16. JW APRIL Against the majesty and fertility of eastern Georgia's rural landscape, a stoic obstetrician races between patients, trying to deliver babies safely by day and, after hours, giving kitchen abortions to women and girls already overburdened by poverty and patriarchy. First-trimester abortion is legal, but effectively proscribed in a country haunted by priests and monsters. Everyone knows that Nina is an abortionist; many know that she picks up men on the road, the only kind of intimacy that fits into her work schedule. When she delivers a stillborn baby, the authorities seize the opportunity to rid themselves of this doctor for whom the old ways are not good enough. Dea Kulumbegashvili's film is shattering, but also profoundly human. August 19, 21 and 23. SB MAYA, GIVE ME A TITLE A mother who loses an arm while chopping vegetables, a ketchup spill that floods the seas of the world, a 'fake prison' carted off to a prison for fake prisons: these are among the many disconcerting images in this series of whimsical vignettes that director Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) devised and animated for his four-year-old daughter Maya, using paper cutouts and an app on his phone. This is screening as part of MIFF's Schools Program, but the bright colours and casual absurdity could appeal especially to viewers around Maya's age, who may not be too worried if they can't read subtitles or understand French, and who will probably take the anxious images of disaster in their stride. August 13, 19 and 23. JW LATE SHIFT With the pace of a thriller and the serious clout of a documentary, Petra Volpe's account of a night in the life of a Swiss nurse is, quite simply, one of the year's most brilliant films. Leonie Benesch, so good in The Teachers' Lounge and as a translator for the US press in September 5, interned in a cancer ward for months to master nurse Floria's skilled ministrations, heavy walk – to carry her for eight hours – and perpetual emotional availability. We watch her deal with a runaway elderly man, with a wild accusation of negligence from three suddenly bereaved young men, and a private patient whining about his tea: everybody is terrified, so nobody is reasonable. August 13, 19 and 24. SB BRAND NEW LANDSCAPE The 26-year-old Japanese writer-director Yuiga Danzuka has described this promising first feature as directly autobiographical. But you wouldn't necessarily guess that from his approach, which is all about emotional restraint. Set in Tokyo, the minimal plot follows three members of an estranged family: a workaholic landscape architect (Kenichi Endo), his daughter (Mai Kiryu), who's starting to have mixed feelings about her forthcoming marriage, and his younger son (Kodai Kurosaki) who keeps to himself when not working for a florist as a delivery driver. The unspoken emotion is in the way Danzuka films motorways, shopping centres, cafeterias, waiting rooms, offices and construction sites: impersonal spaces that could be found in any modern city, but are imbued here with a particular sense of loss. August 14 and 23. JW Loading

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