After new Paramount deal, ‘South Park' takes on Trump, Colbert cancellation, and more in season premiere
'You remind me more and more of this other guy I used to date. Like, a lot,' Satan tells Trump while they're in bed together. The episode, titled 'Sermon on the 'Mount,' also features many NSFW jokes featuring the president in the nude.
Tackling everything from the alleged
Randy Marsh (voiced by Parker) starts to rally the town against the president after his son's school starts emphasizing Christian teachings, with Jesus (voiced by Stone) literally patrolling the halls.
While enjoying a cookout at the White House, Trump gets a call from Randy and other supporters who are turning on him, with the president telling them to chill out.
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'Listen, buddy, you just need to relax,' he tells Randy. 'All this protesting makes me look bad.'
When Randy refuses, Trump threatens to sue the whole town for $5 billion. The citizens later gather for a rally covered by '60 Minutes' correspondents, who are a bit more cautious about how they present the news in the aftermath of the
Jesus later appears during the event, explaining to everyone that he didn't want to be in the schools, but had to 'because it was part of a lawsuit and the agreement with Paramount.'
Comedy Central, which airs 'South Park,' is also owned by Paramount, with Parker and Stone inking a
'You guys saw what happened to CBS. Well, guess who owns CBS? Paramount! Do you really want to end up like Colbert? You guys gotta stop being stupid,' Jesus tells the crowd.
'If someone has the power of the presidency and also has the power to sue and take bribes, then he can do anything to anyone!' he added. 'It's the [expletive] president, dude. All of you shut the [expletive] up or South Park is over.'
The episode ends with the town agreeing to a $3.5 million settlement with the president, with the South Park mayor noting that they'll 'just have to cut some funding for our schools and hospitals and roads, and that should be that.'
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The agreement also includes a provision for the town to produce 'pro-Trump messaging.' The episode ends with a PSA for Trump, featuring what appears to be an AI-generated video of the president walking through a desert and disrobing.
Matt Juul is the assistant digital editor for the Living Arts team at the Boston Globe, with over a decade of experience covering arts and entertainment.
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