Chaos, ‘calma' and screaming Michelle Agyemang's name

The Guardian

23-07-2025

English commentators have, historically, been a reserved bunch. The finest from these shores – from Kenneth Wolstenholme to Barry Davies, Brian Moore to Martin Tyler – all typically showed a rather comforting self-supervision to the game as increasingly excitable co-commentators swirled around them, an internal belt that stopped the trousers from falling down even in the most dramatic of moments. Perhaps even especially in the most dramatic of moments. 'You have to say that's magnificent,' is probably not what the Argentinian commentators were bellowing when Diego Maradona rounded Peter Shilton in 1986 after his solo run, but Davies' commentary was still inimitably perfect.
Sometimes, though, there comes a moment where the mask slips, where the sheer timing and audacity of the action demands something else, and the involuntary oscillations cracking the voice of ITV commentator Seb Hutchinson as he screamed Michelle Agyemang's name late on Tuesday night, way past Football Daily's bedtime once more, just as the striker lashed a 96th-minute equaliser into the Italian net to save England's Euro 2025 skin yet again, was absolutely glorious.
It is becoming increasingly apparent that Agyemang is a bit special, having also come off the bench to score a late leveller against Sweden in the quarter-final. The teenager's all-round performance against Italy was sensational: up until her second-half introduction, the Lionesses had shown all the composure of a chief suit at a Coldplay gig in front of goal. But Agyemang took her chance, willingly ran the channels, held the ball up, won her duels, pressed relentlessly and, having bagged the equaliser, nearly scored England's winner and one of the goals of the tournament in extra time, looping the daintiest of lobs over Italy keeper Laura Giuliani, only to see her shot kiss the bar and bounce away. Instead, it was Chloe Kelly who scored England's second, tucking home a rebound in extra-time after a botched penalty, but the winger was in no doubt as to who to credit after the Lionesses' 2-1 victory. 'Big Mich at it again!' roared Kelly. 'She's an unbelievable player and she's got the world at her feet, a young player with a bright future and I'm absolutely buzzing for her. But this team shows resilience again and we fight back.'
Agyemang, who was a ballgirl at Wembley as recently as 2021 and only made her England debut in April (scoring a stunning volley just 41 seconds after coming off the bench), cheered: 'It means the world to me. I'm so grateful. Four years ago I was a kid just throwing a ball to some of these girls and now I'm playing with them. It's a great opportunity and I'm so happy I am here.' So are we, Michelle. By the point Hutchinson stopped yelping Agyemaaaaaaaaang, Football Daily was already off on the first of a few laps around the living room, unsure where to turn, who to hug, what to say. Thank goodness that, in Hutchinson, we had someone else to say it for us. Football, bloody hell.
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