54 Products That Are The Opposite Of Beige Energy

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16-07-2025

A set of limited-edition wildflower Band-Aids because summer is the season of scraped knees, and a fun floral bandage provides the quickest pain relief. That's science. I swear.
Built's "Puff Protein Bars" that'll make you the envy of everybody on your commute to work when they see that *you* have a fun breakfast. Let me be the first to tell you, these things are too good for this world. I don't know how Built was able to pack chocolate-covered marshmallows with 17 grams of protein, but I'm glad the witchcraft worked because these are life-changing.
A solar-powered glowing swan, durable enough to leave outside and charge up in the sun. After a day sunbathing, watch this turn into an ethereal creature when the stars come out. The Swan Princess *wishes* she were this cool.
A very special rug so you can celebrate your love of Y2K cartoons the best way you know how...with a hand-tufted SpongeBob and Patrick floor rug. This IS the best way to highlight your flawless taste. No ifs, ands, or ~butts~ about it.
A Turmeric Overnight Wrapping Peel Off Mask (from viral K-Beauty brand Medicube) with such stellar results, it'll make you think this skincare deserves a Michelin star. Or three. They've whipped up a turmeric treat with a recipe of vitamin C, kojic acid, and collagen to brighten and even out your skin. Wear this at night and ~drumroll please~ PEEL it off in the morning. That sounds so satisfying. Delicious, even.
A set of cowboy straw toppers, because there ain't no sharin' drinks around these parts. Prevent other cowpokes from sippin' your whisky (re: water bottle) and keep it fresh and germ-free with one of these useful caps.
A foaming drain cleaner for folks who are desperately trying to convince themselves that chores are FUN. If you've got a sink or bathtub drain that is worryingly slow, this gentle *powerhouse* foam can pull up gunk and clean out pipes, helping prevent future buildup for quite a bit. That is, until you get bored and really wanna have some fun playing with foam again.
A campfire fishing pole so you can ~fish~ for a laugh while cooking up dinner and dessert during a camping trip or bonfire night.
A pair of Bottega Veneta-inspired pilot shield sunglasses with the style, weight, and teeny tiny attention to detail that makes them unnervingly close to the $699 version. Like, do we have to sell our souls along with that $15? Because I mean, even at that price...worth it.
A Pop-Tart-inspired light switch cover that'll add a *pop* of personality to your place. If you want to make a room stand out, never skip the simple things! Light switch covers (THIS cute) make a massive difference.
A Lego flower bouquet featuring a ton of different blooms for creative folks who love covering their home in handmade masterpieces.
A tomato table lamp that's less than half the cost of the Urban Outfitters' version (which is always sold out), and reviewers think it's even better! This is sure to ~produce~ some smiles from everyone who sits in your living room!
A stuffed olive doorknob for quirky souls who love covering their home in oddball accessories. Your house guests are gonna be all, "~Olive~ this idea!" whenever they open your cupboards. Of course they are.
A microwavable manatee plush — you're sure to warm up to this little pal in an instant. Whether you're feeling freezy or aching from period pains, this *lavender-scented* critter is gonna be the solution. Just toss it into the microwave and then snuggle up! Aches, chills, and lack-of-a-manatee-friend loneliness are gonna be gone in an instant!
A pickleball set with two paddles, two balls, a net bag, AND a Little Women-worthy pair of patterns so darn darling you may find yourself too dazzled to hit anything with them. The set works great for the game, but feel free to skip the exercise and just enjoy picnicking beside a beautiful pair of paddles.
A *literal* butter blanket so buttery soft you just might find yourself turning the AC on a smidge too high simply as an excuse to cuddle up in this. As my grandmother always says (Hi, Grandma!), "Everything's better with butter." Including our bedding.
A smooth edge can opener — a Shark Tank favorite that'll remove the entire top off of any can (it's got a universal fit!), helping you take your canned drinks to the next level this summer. Pop off the top of your Diet Coke and add in some ice cream, mixers, ice, or whatever else you have. Then safely sip away! I'm feeling refreshed just thinking about it.
A hooded shark "blanket" (really just an oversized onesie) you can scoot on into when movie night calls for some AC and extra cozy attire. Honestly, now that you know this *treasure* exists, it'd be fishy if you didn't get it. It's gonna be dropping ~Jaws~ at your next BFF slumber party — there's no doubt about that!
A book nook kit complete with motion-sensor LED lights that'll glow every time you pass by your bookshelf, creating an extra element of magic beside your impressive romantasy collection. The 3D puzzle is made of wood and includes dozens of flat sheets with images that'll need to be punched out, folded into shape, and then carefully pieced together to create the intricate space.
And a bookshelf street sign, because it'd be a shame to only subtly display your faerie smut collection. Give them the respect they DESERVE!
A shower lamp that, fair warning, somehow jumped into my own shopping cart of its own volition. This was designed by an aesthetic-saving ANGEL who clearly knows nothing ruins a soothing shower like overhead lighting. Every time you wash up with this on, you'll feel a *little bit* smarter than everyone else. At least, everyone who hasn't thought to get themselves a shower lamp yet. Is it in your cart yet? You better check.
Enchanted Creatures — if you're already an Autumnalwood fan, you know how great this treat is gonna be. The storybook-like collection is filled with forestcore cuties like wizard frogs, traveling mushroom buds, flowers that are in looove, and a heckin' slew of other cuties. And if you weren't already aware of the illustrator, then welcome to the club. We're happy to have you. It's VERY happy on this side of the internet.
A dino nugget pillow only for people who aren't too ~chicken~ to display some controversial fine art in their home.
A silly snail soap dispenser — don't be sluggish about adding this ridiculous piece of home decor to your foyer because it'll convince your kids (and their germ-covered buddies) to keep their hands clean when they come inside.
A pack of Zombie Plant seeds — this plant pretends to be "dead" when touched, folding into itself. It's sure to be the perfect plant to have around if you kill houseplants so often that you figure you might as well get one that's into it.
A set of floating bookshelves — they're gonna add a lot of magic to your plain white walls, while saving your minimal floor space from bulky bookshelves.
A tub of Reese's flavor C4 whey protein powder that'll turn you into a protein powder convert. This drink mix is formulated with 25g of high-quality whey protein to build and preserve lean muscle. And, despite ALL ODDS, it somehow has 0g of added sugar.
A set of Goldfish fridge magnets for cool, cool folks who love having the best snacks in and on their fridge.
A tomato cocotte that'll look tomat-oh-so-lovely as a staple centerpiece on your kitchen counter. This one-serving baking dish is the perfect addition to your kitchen if you're looking to add staple cookware you'll use all the time. Cocottes open up a world of homemade meals!
Snif's Dead Dinosaur perfume for anyone who loves the smell of gas stations so much they dream of a world where they can shower under the gas nozzle like it's gosh darn body wash. This body spray really does have notes of gasoline along with pink pepper, ginger, cedar wood, and magnolia flower.
A pretzel-making kit with bakers of all ages in mind (the illustrations are technically for kids, but we visual learners know they're just as useful for adults). The kit includes color-coded ingredients and step-by-step instructions so your stomach doesn't turn into nervous knots when you bake this impressive side dish for your friends.
A windshield sunshade umbrella sure to keep your car a little cooler if it sits out in the sun all day. Plus, reviewers say the umbrella-like design is easier to use than accordion versions. Fortunately, all it takes to make your kids think your minivan is as cool as Lightning McQueen is a couple of googly eyes.
A strawberry tea kettle that'll look ~berry~ cute on your stovetop.
A shimmer chandelier made of iridescent tinsel — a flat-pack piece of decor you can whip out whenever you feel an impulse party coming on.
Cryptid Construction Kit mangets that'll let you create some tiny creatures worthy of Big Foot's applause.
A pack of 24 outlet decals — mischievous folks are gonna love spending some time "enhancing" the outlets around the house.
A unicorn head squirrel feeder that'll make the squirrels in your yard look so laugh-out-loud funny you'll forgive them for constantly stealing the birdseed in your feeder (but hopefully this'll convince them to leave that alone too!).
A Shrek face waffle maker — the only way this thing could be better is if Donkey himself were making these waffles in the morning. Eat these beside a parfait and you've got yourself the most delicious breakfast this side of the swamp.
A set of troll doll lighter cases just might be the chaotic *treasure* you need on hand 24/7. Forget worry stones, if you dig in your purse and pull out a flaming troll head ALL your worries will be gone in an instant. That's simply science.
Mystic Maze — a 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle that'll reveal a secret "magic trick" when you're finished. BTW, there are 50 Easter eggs hidden in the intricate design, making this mysterious puzzle a gripping game until the very last piece is in place.
And a 1,000-piece puzzle with illustrations that are equal parts obscure and dreamy for puzzlers who are up for an added challenge. Different Puzzles is just that... different. Rather than the final image being displayed on the box, each completed puzzle has a slightly altered illustration (which means surprise pieces and no idea where to put them)! Like the brand says, "These aren't your grandma's puzzles."
Toilet Paper Origami, a necessary purchase for anyone who appreciates how valuable TP can be, who wants to give those precious rolls the respect they deserve.
A bunch of faux tulips (with over 18,000 5-star reviews!!!) that'll stay in bloom all year long, helping your bedroom look alive even if you don't have enough natural light to support the life of a real houseplant.
A sheer linen panel — a sunny option for apartment dwellers who want to keep light in their apartment while blocking the view of the neighbor's bathroom window at the same time.
A bouquet floor lamp, I positively guarantee all your ~buds~ are sure to be jealous of.
A bestselling succulent sun catcher that's gonna make you thank the universe for the talented crafter in this world who has found a way to make glass beads this beautiful. If you'd like your bedroom to dazzle and delight, this is the decor for you!
Gorgeous felt "tile" wall art — these customizable pieces are sound-dampening and pinnable (like cork board) to create decorated walls that have useful functions in your room.
An abstract mushroom lamp that'll shine a light on your vivid, crayon-inspired color scheme brilliantly.
A 36-piece set of sidewalk chalk, including 12 tie dye, 12 glitter, and 12 neon styles, so your kids can get their angst out by (legally) tagging your entire patio. There's nothing more gratifying than graffiti if it gets your kids outside for an hour.
Waldorf woodland creatures — each open-ended shape is designed with holes that'll easily fit different twigs, stems, petals, and leaves you find while on nature walks. If you wanna spend more time outside but need a *purpose* to get yourself on a walk, creating tiny woodland creatures may be just the thing!
A KitchenAid shaved ice attachment (you read that right!!) for giving your KitchenAid a new job when it's way too hot to be baking. Snow cone season is officially in full swing! Chocolate chip cookies are waaay too typical a dessert for *your* kitchen.
A pair of Tevas you'll strap on your feet and immediately forget why any other shoe exists. I wear my Tevas, I'm not kidding, from May–October. They last forever.
A faux zebra hide rug sure to give your living room, bedroom, or home office a wild touch that best represents you. Sometimes, you stay up watching TV until 11 p.m....on a SCHOOL night. Party animal.
I Fought The Law, a photography book chock-full of the strangest laws that still govern society today that'll be a fun and funky conversation piece on your coffee table. Don't even *think* about riding a bicycle in a swimming pool if you're visiting California. And putting an ice cream cone in your back pocket while strolling the streets of Alabama? Straight to jail!