
Inside world's seediest sex market dubbed ‘porno Disneyland' where Brit ‘sexpats' buy hook-ups for ‘price of McDonald's'
Nearby, randy holidaymakers visit so-called 'b***job bars', shamelessly romp in the sea, and buy sex for as little as £12 in what locals have dubbed the 'porn version of Disneyland'.
This is Pattaya - home to the world's seediest open sex market, where 'red light vacationers' indulge in prostitutes and 'happy ending' massages at bargain prices.
The city, once a quiet fishing village in eastern Thailand, is now a neon-lit magnet for Westerners drawn to its sex shows, go-go bars, brothels, and 'barely legal'-looking girls.
It has also become a hotbed of 'sex-pats' - older men who have moved overseas from Britain and elsewhere, on the hunt for girls often 40 years younger than themselves.
These 'sex-pats' are seen tottering through Pattaya's vibrant entertainment district, where bar names include Horny, Lips Lounge, Sexy in the City, Seduction, and Kittens.
The sight is a far cry from other parts of Thailand, which is known for its stunning white sand beaches, picturesque islands, diverse cuisine, and beautiful Buddhist temples.
'The sex-pats own this area of town,' says British primary school teacher Sherri, who used to live and work in Pattaya but struggled to turn a blind eye to its 'in-your-face' sex market.
'They drive around on bikes like they're in a Harley Davidson promo… it's as if they live in a bubble erased of humanity and have happily invested in a porn version of Disneyland.'
Sherri, 38, tells The Sun it isn't unusual to see 'old, white Western men' drinking in bars from 10am, eyeing up scantily-clad female workers and ladyboys ('Kathoeys' to locals).
'It's also a very familiar sight to see older men walking down the street with a local woman or man who's half their age, as a legitimate partner or fleeting pay-per-hour worker,' she says.
Yet, while these pensioners may be smirking with pride, experts warn that the 'girlfriends' on their sunburned, wrinkled arms may be victims of abduction and trafficking gangs.
Shocking moment Brit tourists in Thai 'Sin City' fight locals in road rage brawl
Some, they say, are sickeningly just children - with creeps obsessed with 'barely legal' pornography increasingly seeking out Thai girls and women because they often look young for their age.
'Not only is there an open sex market in Pattaya, it is flourishing,' top UK criminal defence lawyer Marcus Johnstone, who specialises in sex crime, tells The Sun.
'Many British men travel to Pattaya because they have unlimited access to very young Thai girls.'
He adds: 'Gangs are becoming ever more powerful. The internet has spawned a new interest in sex tourism.
'More and more girls are needed to service the sex tourists. This has resulted in many children being abducted from poorer areas of the country and trafficked to Pattaya.'
Sex capital of world
Marcus, of Cheshire-based PCD Solicitors, describes how the explosion of interest in sex tourism has seen online 'travel agents' give Brits advice on touring Thai sex hotspots.
And Pattaya - which has earned the nickname of 'the sex capital of the world', despite the fact that prostitution is technically illegal in Thailand - is no doubt top of the list.
'There's an ever-increasing number of sites and videos explaining where to go in Thailand to gain access to prostitutes,' says Marcus.
'There are also men who make money out of arranging 'holidays' to Thailand – so the visitors can easily gain access to the young girls.'
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'To gain unrestricted access to Thai prostitutes, the men need to arrange apartments, rather than hotels, where prostitutes can come and go without concern.'
At these apartments, he says, 'nothing' is monitored.
'This, of course, allows easy access for the abuse of children,' Marcus tells us.
'The gangs can make more money from prostituting children.'
Pattaya's now-notorious sex trade began in the 1960s, when it became an R&R (rest and relaxation) spot for American soldiers during the Vietnam War.
Some servicemen are said to have dubbed the breaks 'I&I' instead - standing for "intoxication and intercourse".
Inside the life of a sex worker
DR EMMA CUNNINGHAM, senior lecturer in criminology, with research interests in violence against women and girls, says:
"Some sex workers insist this is just a job, and they are making lots of money from it.
But there appear to be many more with awful experiences of violence and PTSD who become trapped in this work.
Some women may be topping up low-paid employment.
Some charities – Beyond Streets and Women's Aid – have said the cost-of-living crisis has pushed more women into the informal economy of sex and escort work.
From films like Pretty Woman there is a romanticised notion of escorting, and it is not a crime to buy or sell sex between two consenting adults in the UK.
Many sex workers end up with PTSD.
Many are trafficked and exploited and take drugs to forget the trauma they have experienced.
Many female sex workers have experienced severe repeated violence.
How can a woman who is selling sex to a man who is physically much stronger than her withdraw her consent if he hurts her?
He is potentially capable of killing her.
According to research, women selling sex are 18 times more likely to be murdered than those who do not."
Today, the sun-soaked destination attracts more than 24million visitors each year - with families enjoying its water parks, zoos, aquariums, beaches, and famous botanical garden.
But at night, some of its streets are the opposite of family-friendly - with the likes of Walking Street and Soi 6 packed with swarms of skimpily-dressed girls.
Amid the neon lights and blaring music, these workers can be seen approaching tourists, hollering 'handsome man' and 'sexy man' to catch their attention before offering them sex.
Some workers, it is said, charge less for sex than the cost of a McDonald's family meal deal.
One Reddit user claims revellers in some streets of Pattaya can purchase a 'short-time' fling for just 500 Thai Baht (THB) - under £12. Others say the price is more like 1,000 THB (£23).
'If they were really hot, I'd just do 2,000 [THB],' recalls one tourist, who visited Pattaya six years ago, when he was 28. He adds that workers aged over 30 'were down for 1,000'.
Prices are reported to have soared in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic, which stripped many workers of their income, with venues forced to close and foreign men unable to travel.
Yet this week, a Facebook post advertising a bar on Soi LK Metro (an area less well-known among tourists) flogs beers in the company of 'sexy policewomen' for only 60 THB (£1.30).
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Another post from a different bar promotes a 'sexy stocking party' with 'cute ladies', while messages on the Telegram app show lingerie-clad Pattaya bar girls striking explicit poses.
Thai tourism chiefs have previously vowed to clean up their 'Sin City' - yet men continue to flock to Pattaya's 'b*** job bars', where women are lined up and chosen 'like cattle'.
Customers can choose whether to have the sex act performed on them in a private upstairs room or - for those less shy - in the middle of the open bar area in front of others.
While it is impossible to put an exact figure on the number of sex workers in Pattaya, it was reported in 2017 that almost 20 per cent of the population were employed in the sex trade.
Some of the workers are freelancers, who promote themselves - with pictures and details of their height and weight - on online dating sites, as well as in freelancer-friendly bars.
Unlike with bar girls, the customers of freelancers don't have to pay for so-called 'lady drinks' or fork out on a bar fine (a sum of money paid to take a bar girl out of the venue).
Sherri, who runs the blog Travel Mermaid, says she had known of Pattaya's murky reputation before moving there with her husband to work at an international school.
She had hoped she could 'turn a blind eye' to its seediness.
'Seedy s***hole'
But she admits: 'The sex-trade in Pattaya is so in your face that it's hard to overlook.'
Sherri, who relocated to the city around a decade ago, says her first impression was that 'it was a seedy s***hole'. And, after a year of living there, she admits she still didn't love it.
In fact, Sherri found herself 'counting down the days' until her work contract expired.
The teacher, originally from London and now living in Saigon, Vietnam, tells us: 'Walking Street is where the main action happens. [It] is filled to the brim with go-go bars doing regular ping-pong shows, strip clubs, 'massage parlours' and short stay 'rooms for rent'.'
She adds: 'While you often can't see what's going on inside through the blacked-out windows, everyone knows the craic.'
While prostitution is technically illegal in the country, experts warn the law is complex - and that sex tourists can feel a false sense of safety because sex work is widely tolerated.
'This discrepancy creates a false sense of legality and security, particularly among British tourists, who may not realise the serious legal and reputational risks involved,' says Adam Jones, a tourism legal expert at HD Claims.
He adds: 'For Brits considering soliciting sex services in Thailand, it's important to recognise that engaging in illegal activity abroad can still carry serious consequences.
'If arrested, individuals may face fines, deportation, or even imprisonment.
'More significantly, being accused of a sex-related offence – such as assaulting a sex worker – can lead to severe legal implications both in Thailand and back home in the UK.'
Sadly, assaults are far from uncommon, with studies showing that 15 per cent of the country's female sex workers experienced physical or sexual violence in one week alone.
Horrifyingly, this percentage soared to 25 per cent for those aged under 18, according to research by Dr Michele R Decker, a US expert in gender-based violence. And, with some attacks undoubtedly going unreported, the real number of victims could be much higher.
In 2020, a former British Army soldier was accused of killing a sex worker with a machete and a pool cue.
Just last month, a Chinese tourist was reported to have confessed to killing a younger Thai transgender woman in Pattaya after she refused to sleep with him.
Fu Tongyung, 42, is said to have told police he wanted to 'play' with the 25-year-old's corpse, and later apologised for the crime.
The resort is also plagued by drunken violence, street crime and petty theft. In one incident in February a Western tourist in his 50s was found 'murdered' floating in sea with rock tied round their neck.
Though sex tourism generates a hefty income for Thailand - more than £4.7billion annually - sex workers can be jailed for up to 20 years for earning an income as a prostitute.
There are also 'laws against engaging in prostitution, soliciting, operating premises for prostitution (brothels), or being a pimp,' explains Marcus.
'To get around this problem, the 'brothels' operate as bars, massage parlours, karaoke clubs, and so on, where money is exchanged not for sex but for a drink or an entrance fee,' he continues.
'The bar owner (pimp) then allows the sex tourist access to the girls, who he will pay separately for sex.'
These vulnerable girls, Marcus says, have 'little hope of escaping'.
Due to the nature of their work, they have no employment nor legal rights.
'They cannot report anything to the police for fear of being imprisoned or deported themselves,' says Marcus.
'They are themselves acting illegally and the police may be corrupted.'
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Despite the country-wide tolerance for sex work, Thai police dramatically rounded up more than 50 alleged sex workers along Pattaya Beach earlier this month.
Officers stormed the popular area on May 21 in a coordinated operation aimed at banishing the city's reputation-damaging sex trade, The Thaiger news outlet reported.
It came six years after two shameless Westerners sparked another police investigation, further along the coastline, by romping in the ocean at the city's Jomtien Beach.
It's yet to be seen whether the latest operation will make a dent in Pattaya's open sex market, which will undoubtedly get a boost from more sexed-up tourists this summer.
Even Brits who have never set foot in Thailand are contributing to its sex trade - by sending messages, and money, to Thai girls and making sickening pornographic requests.
'Many men want access to 'barely legal' material,' Marcus says.
'Thai girls often look much younger than they are. '
Horrifying cases
Describing one case that was brought to him, Marcus tells us: 'A man was sending money to a Thai woman who he met online. He believed this was his girlfriend and that they may eventually meet and be together. He invited her to the UK.
'She needed financial help for her poor family so he started sending money to her. They exchanged photographs of one another, including some sexual images.
'He was arrested by the police.
'The 18-year-old girl he had been communicating with was, in fact, 14.'
And some cases are even more horrifying.
'I am aware of cases involving men based in the UK who pay Thai prostitutes to abuse their own children for money,' says Marcus.
Yet again, ruthless gangs are involved.
'[The abuse] is recorded and sent via encrypted sites,' Marcus adds.
'Crypto currency is used to pay the gangs controlling the prostitutes.'
Whether Pattaya's prostitutes are operating online or offline, in the resort's streets and brothels, it is clear many of them are desperate. Some have relocated from poorer parts of the country - such as Isan, Thailand's northeastern region - to make money.
But it comes at a heartbreaking cost.
'All I want to do is get out of this job,' admitted one Pattaya sex worker, who told documentary makers she fell pregnant by a German client who then dumped her.
'But what can I do? There's no work in my village.'
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I just knew one day people would finally get Nick Drake, says legendary producer Joe Boyd
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'My first encounter with Nick's music was, most likely, that same evening or possibly the following one.' Boyd, an American who became a central figure in the late Sixties British folk-rock boom, was 25 at the time. Drake was 19. He cut a striking figure — lanky with dark shoulder-length hair framing his boyish features. Through his company, Witchseason Productions, Boyd came to helm stellar albums by Fairport Convention (with Sandy Denny), John Martyn, Shirley Collins and The Incredible String Band. But there was something indefinably mesmerising about those three songs passed to him by the quiet teenager who studied English Literature at Cambridge University. As Boyd switched on his 'little Wollensak reel-to-reel tape recorder', he was captivated by Drake's soft but sure tones, allied to his intricate fingerpicking guitar. 'I think the songs were I Was Made To Love Magic, Time Has Told Me and The Thoughts Of Mary Jane,' he says. 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He picks up the story again: 'Ashley Hutchings, the Fairport Convention bass player, saw Nick playing at The Roundhouse [in Camden Town, North London] and was very impressed. 'He handed me a slip of paper with a phone number on it and said, 'I think you'd better call this guy, he's special'. 'So I called and Nick picked up the phone. I said, 'Do you have a tape I could hear?'. He said, 'Yes'.' Boyd still didn't hold out too much hope, as he explains: 'I was very much a blues and jazz buff. I also liked Indian music. 'White middle-class guys with guitars were never that interesting to me — Bob Dylan being the exception that proves the rule. 5 John Boyd holding The Making Of Five Leaves Left, a treasure trove of demos, outtakes and live recordings 'But Nick was something else. He wasn't really a folk singer at all.' Boyd describes Drake as a 'chansonnier', a French term for a poet singer who performs their own compositions, often drawing on the themes of love and nature. 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Daily Mirror
3 hours ago
- Daily Mirror
Sir Lenny Henry recalls bold move that changed his life as he receives award
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And when I came home from New Faces, my mum put me at the head of the table and gave me the biggest piece of meat. My dad was like, 'What's going on here?'' He'd honed his early impressions, which included Michael Crawford's character Frank Spencer, at the Queen Mary Ballroom in Dudley where he and his underage peers would drink beer and do their homework at the bar. 'I used to get up on stage and do Elvis and Tommy Cooper and all these impressions. Kids who I went to school with, they'd go, 'Wow, we didn't know you did this.' And I became a hero at school. It was fantastic. I can't tell you, it was literally like being a superhero. It changed my life.' Lenny, 66, says he clearly remembers doing his first gig, in Birmingham, specifically aimed at the black community. 'Most of the audience were always white and I really loved that they'd come to see me. Then I did the first all black audience I've ever worked for - and it was like a dance, they all came and stood by the stage and just looked at me like that (pulls a menacing stare). 'I was scared sh**less,' he laughs. 'I said, 'You're going to have to sit down. Other gigs I do, they don't come and stare at me and try and make me cry'." He credits many people with having helped and inspired him. They include the writer Kim Fuller, who co-created characters like Delbert and Deakus and Theophilus P Wildebeeste. Having gone to check out the comedy scene in America with Kim, Lenny returned knowing what he wanted to aim for. 'I loved Richard Pryor mainly. He did preachers and pimps and hustlers and gamblers and all those kind of things.' 'I knew I could probably do characters from my neighbourhood and from my family.' The inspiration for Deakus came from a man who delivered Jamaican bun to his parents. 'He always made me laugh, I liked his voice. We didn't really know about the Windrush then, but we wrote a character who came here in 1953 and lived in London and was racially abused, like my mum, but overcame it. So his story was not just jokes, it was about being a British citizen and becoming old in Britain and drinking Guinness and wearing a cardigan. I just loved that.' Delbert, it turns out, was based on a wide-boy dancer called Jamie who Lenny had once met in a club. Having seen a furious Paul Boating on TV talking about the Brixton riots, Lenny thought Delbert could help out with a different approach. 'I thought it'd be really good to have a youth on television talking about it without foaming in the mouth. Delbert came out of that. Kim just thought he was hilarious - I had a journey with Jamie where he said, 'You know what I mean?' about 400 times.' 'What was really interesting was I couldn't do that stuff about the police and about the riots as me, but when I did it as Delbert, they gave me a free pass.' Tarrant, the main presenter of ITV kids show Tiswas, gave Lenny a big leg-up. 'New Faces was big launch, but it took me a while to get my act together,' he told interviewer Ben Bailey Smith (MUST), one of the many younger black comedians, presenters and writers who happily acknowledge they owe Lenny a huge debt of gratitude for the doors he forced open. 'Tizwas was where I was allowed to grow on television. Tarrant was a real ally at the time when there wasn't anybody saying to me, 'Oh go on.' He allowed me to run around in a silly hat on Saturday morning TV learning how to be funny on camera, learning not to flinch. 'Tarrant was a proper teacher, he was massive.' It took him eight years of working with the likes of Cannon and Ball and doing summer seasons in Blackpool to hone his craft before he started to get hired regularly on TV. In the 80s, he landed the role on Three of a Kind for the BBC, alongside Tracey Ullman and David Copperfield. 'Tracey said, 'I want to represent real women. I don't just want to be the dolly bird filing her nails at the bar. I don't want to be the girl with the big boobs who's the butt of the joke. I want to be making the jokes.' And I said, 'I want to see people from my neighbourhood and from my family on television and I want to work with people that look like me and talk like me'. And David got up and said, 'I just want to be funny.' But it was all right for him. As the black guy and as the woman, we had to get up and state our claim. We didn't want to go backwards, we wanted to go forwards.' Amid all of this, Lenny famously helped to spearhead Comic Relief, a charity through which he is now credited with having raised £1billion. He says it happened because Richard Curtis needed his contacts. **'**Everybody saw Live Aid and I think somebody like David Bowie said, 'Comedians couldn't do this.' And we went, 'What?' Richard came to me and said, 'I don't know anybody, would you write to everybody…' I was doing The Lenny Henry Show at the time. And so we wrote to everybody in showbiz and said, 'We're doing this thing called Comic Relief.' And we both signed it at the bottom.' They were disheartened to receive many replies from established white comedians who said they didn't want to be involved because it was political. 'I'd never seen anything like the Michael Buerk films, and the people looked like me,' Lenny says, recalling the Ethiopian famine. 'I just thought if there's anything I can possibly do to help alleviate that, I want to be part of something that helps.' Having branched out to play an Irish hobbit in Amazon's The Rings of Power, Lenny is currently appearing in West End play Every Brilliant Thing. He is involved in initiatives which encourage young writers from diverse backgrounds to produce scripts, arguing that people of colour have a multitude of stories to tell. "We deserve the right to see ourselves on television doing all kinds of weird shit,' he laughs. And in terms of personal ambitions he says he has plenty of new challenges ahead of him. 'I love acting. I love being on stage. I love being front of a camera, I want to do more of that,' he says. 'And I want to be in a movie.' See you on the big screen soon!


South Wales Guardian
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- South Wales Guardian
Culture minister says ‘biggest anxiety' is public service broadcasters' budgets
The commissioning budgets of PSBs have been 'squeezed by the real-terms reduction of the BBC licence fee', as well as a reduction in advertising revenue, according to a report from the Culture, Media and Sport (CMS) Committee published earlier in the year. The MP also spoke about the Government's rejection of a streamer levy, after the report called for platforms, such as Netflix, Amazon, Apple TV+ and Disney+, to commit to paying 5% of their UK subscriber revenue into a cultural fund which would help PSBs through financing drama with a specific interest to British audiences. Speaking at the Edinburgh TV Festival, he said: 'We want to get a mixed economy. I love the fact that the streamers and big Hollywood houses make lots of shows in the UK … I want to mix it, to be making our own stuff.' Speaking about the importance of 'a mixed economy', he said: 'Film and TV, and high-end television in particular is fundamentally an international thing. 'I think that some politicians in the world don't seem to fully understand us, but one of the things I've been trying to achieve in the UK is, yes, it's great that the streamers do make fabulous stuff here, and lots of wonderful films made here. 'Tom Cruise is probably one of the biggest investors in the UK economy over the last decade. Brilliant. 'I really want to celebrate that, but I don't want everything that is made in the UK, all the IP (intellectual property), simply to go back to the West Coast of the United States of America. 'I'd like us to have some IP that remains here so that we can continue making investments and have strong UK production companies, which also make stuff which maybe sometimes is specifically made for a UK audience as well as for a wider audience. 'So I've been trying to make that mixed economy.' Cruise's blockbuster Mission Impossible films, particularly recent instalments, have frequently filmed in the UK, with locations including London, Derbyshire and the Lake District. Sir Chris added: 'My biggest anxiety is the state of public service broadcasting budgets, and if they haven't got any funding, they're not going to be making any progress.' After the report into British film and high-end television, chairwoman of the CMS committee, Dame Caroline Dinenage, said 'there will be countless distinctly British stories that never make it to our screens' unless the Government intervenes to 'rebalance the playing field' between streamers and public service broadcasters (PSBs).