'ICE Barbie' Kristi Noem's cosmetic surgery and puppy slaughter is brutally-mocked in latest South Park episode
The second installment of the show's latest season, titled Got a Nut, showed Noem shooting several dogs as Botox melted off her face - a reference to her admission that she once put down a rowdy puppy.
'A few years ago I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face, because sometimes doing what's important means doing what's hard,' Noem said in the episode as she introduced herself to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) recruits.
'Now I will ask for the same determination from you. Because detaining and questioning people is never easy,' Noem's South Park version added as she flipped her hair.
The Secretary's good looks then disappeared as she takes a bath on the episode, before a glam squad appeared to put her public face back on.
The episode eventually showed ICE agents and Noem raiding heaven as her face melted and fell onto the floor, taking on a life of its own.
The parody showed Noem's face melting off as she goes about her DHS duties
'No more brownies in heaven!' Noem's Comedy Central version said to the agents.
The Secretary of DHS then headed to Mar-A-Lago where she asked president Donald Trump if he was trying to replace her.
'Think I can't handle myself because I'm a lady with good looks that drives men wild?' she said as her face melted off again and moved across Mar-A-Lago on its on.
South Park's new episode also targeted Vice President JD Vance, portraying him as a man-child servant to Trump.
Vance did not seem bother by the portrayal, and wrote on Twitter: 'Well, I've finally made it.'
The show also took aim at conservative pundit Charlie Kirk, showing him getting caught by his mom as he is 'master-debating' in his bedroom.
It comes after the show's season premiere showed President Trump in bed with Satan.
The premiere also took aim at Paramount and its $16 million recent settlement with Trump just hours after creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone signed a five-year deal with the company for 50 new episodes and streaming rights to previous seasons.
The installment touched upon the controversial cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, which critics baselessly allege was axed by the network to appease Trump despite it losing $40 million each year.
The White House issued a statement on the 27th season premiere after it aired last month.
'This show hasn't been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention,' White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said in the statement.
'President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country's history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump's hot streak.'
Earlier this week, however, the Department of Homeland Security's X account shared an image of South Park's ICE depiction as it called on Americans to join the agency.
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