People Are Sharing The Tiny Embarrassing Moment That Still Haunts Them Years Or Decades Later, And Whoa

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07-05-2025

If you're anything like me, one of your hobbies is probably waking up in the middle of the night to stew over something embarrassing that you did at least five years ago. Recently on Reddit, people shared the tiny moments of cringe that they fear they'll never forget, and it made me feel so much less alone. Here are some of the top comments:
1."I was at a funeral and said 'Congrats' instead of 'Sorry for your loss.' I don't even know how that happened. My brain just panicked."
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—Dudelude6542
2."During COVID and online lectures, a classmate sent a funny remark in the meeting chat. Many people were liking his message and laugh-reacting to it. I then sent a joke that played off of his. Nobody reacted to it. In a classroom of 60 people. For the remainder of the lecture, nobody wrote anything else in the chat."
—fatfreehoneybee
3."At university, in the first term, we were told we would all get reports on our progress at the end of the year. I jokingly said, 'Do they get sent to our mummies?' but everyone took it as a serious question, and the tutor gave me a little lecture about how I was a grown-up now and needed to take responsibility for myself. Mortifying."
—BobBobBobBobBobDave
4."In high school, this girl asked if I had a pen, and I just… froze. I stared at her for like 3 seconds, then handed her my lunch. Don't know why. I didn't even have a pen in the first place."
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—FrostPetal2024
5."I was talking to my girlfriend in class, and then I wanted to ask the teacher something, and I called the teacher the nickname I used for my girlfriend at the time. The whole class burst out in laughter. It felt like those nightmares where everyone points and laughs at you."
—PvtPill
6."A teacher at school lost a baby late in pregnancy and had time off. We (the older kids) were told what had happened. The year after, she told some of us in class that she was pregnant again and would be taking time off next term. And my teenage unfiltered response was 'Wow. Again? After what happened last time?' And even though I know I was a teenager and quite dumb, I want to go back in time and slap myself."
—BobBobBobBobBobDave
7."I remember one time in fourth grade, my teacher randomly said the carefully phrased line I had never heard before, 'Mississippi is a hard word to spell. Can you spell it?' I, being a socially awkward and diligent straight-A student at the time, jumped at the chance to show off my spelling abilities, so I put my hand up and spelled 'M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.'"
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"The teacher laughed and said, 'Nope! Class?' and literally the entire class all said in unison, 'I-T' and all laughed uproariously while I sat in embarrassed silence, wanting nothing more at that moment than for the earth to just open up and swallow me whole to put me out of my misery."
—GabuEx
8."I used to go to a pub quiz with my friends every Thursday. One of the barmaids was absolutely gorgeous and was the sister of my friend's girlfriend, who told me I was definitely her type. So my friend came to the bar with me to introduce us as I got a round. She hands me my pint, smiles, and reaches over to shake my hand. Unfortunately, I have kind of shaky hands, and a bit of beer spilled down over my right hand."
"In a truly brain-dead moment, I swapped the glass to my other hand and licked the beer from my hand before reaching over to shake hers. I don't know why I did it, just a deer-in-the-headlights moment.
I saw her later in the beer garden having a smoke and went over to apologise. We had a good laugh about it, but I had definitely blown my chances.
Still makes me wince whenever I think about it, twenty years later."
—ReverendRover
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9."I was walking with my dog when I noticed a big pimple on my face in the reflection of a window. Inspected it closer and glanced through the window after a couple of seconds, and saw a whole class of boys staring at me. Took me a year to go past this window again."
—jdonowhatido
10."I was fired once, and I knew the person who fired me before the job. It came out of absolutely nowhere, and I was completely blindsided. I literally couldn't speak, and for whatever reason I still can't comprehend, I stood up and hugged them and just walked out. I wish I had done 100 things differently in that moment. "
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—SEARCHFORWHATISGOOD
11."I am female, and when I was 12, I was answering a question in science at school. The correct answer was 'something something something organism.' I got mixed up and said 'orgasm' instead. All the boys started laughing hysterically, including the male teacher, who made a slightly inappropriate joke. I had no idea what that word meant, apart from some sort of sexual connection, but I wanted the earth to open up and swallow me right then and there. I still, decades later, remember the level of humiliation I felt."
—Ok-Ship8680
12."I was talking to a friend of a friend at a party when I was 18. We were getting along well and had known each other at a distance for a while. I didn't realize he had a stutter. When he stuttered, I, for some reason, thought he was joking and pretended to stutter while grinning stupidly. He suddenly looked shocked and a bit sad. I realized my misunderstanding immediately. Today I would just explain the misunderstanding and kind of own it, but I was too awkward and a teenager, so I just sort of looked shocked too and changed the subject."
—Attic1992
13."One time, I was eating at a restaurant and the waitress came over to see if everything was alright, and I looked over and a massive strand of drool slid out of my mouth and right onto my plate. She backed away with her hands up."
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—Valaqueen
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14."In my undergrad public speaking course, I noticed one girl who was supposed to speak that day didn't, so I asked her why, and she said because her asthma was acting up. My social anxiety brain that hates public speaking blurted out, 'Oh! I should've said that too!' I do not have asthma. It dawned on me very quickly after that, from the look on her face, that I had just said a very stupid and insensitive thing."
—No-Statistician-3589
15."I was in high school. A girl I was interested in asked me if I liked her. Because there were other people around, I said 'no.'"
—EkorrenHJ
16."When I was a younger man (pre-cell phones), a girl I was dating, in hindsight, broke up with me by telling me she was really busy but should call her to see if we could hang out. I proceeded to call her once a week for two months, intermittently, leaving voice messages. I wasn't stalking or creepy, I genuinely believed she was just that busy. The earnestness and naivety of those messages makes me cringe at my inability to take a hint."
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—IronBornPizza
17."I remember not deciding quickly enough between 'you never cease to amaze' and 'you never disappoint', and it came out 'you never cease to disappoint.' THAT was awkward."
—ddonthekeys
18."I didn't believe that any girl would be interested in me. So when I gave my crush in school chocolate for Valentine's Day and she genuinely seemed to be happy about it and asked if I wanted to meet up at some point, I just said 'maybe' and walked away. Sorry for giving you the cold shoulder, Christina."
—MrsWhiterock
19."I was on an after-school softball team in elementary school. During games, we had some chants that we would yell at the other team when we were bored in the dugout while our team was at bat—typical trash talk stuff. One time, my team was on the field, but being the worst player on the team, I wasn't given a position and was left to hang out alone in the dugout. I got it in my head that I could at least help by doing one of our chants by myself."
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"I picked my favorite one, and with my whole chest, started yelling a chant about the outfielders being incompetent and encouraging the batter to hit a home run, forgetting that my team was the one in the outfield and the other team was batting.
I realized my mistake after one verse and just slowly trailed off. To this day, I physically cringe when I remember it."
—returntoapeiron
20."I went on a group trek with my friends from high school. One of the girls there was quite like an influencer. Matched her beanies to her outfits and overpacked when we were specifically asked not to. She was a good person, though. Cue me loudly talking about her to all my friends. With the theatrical hand gestures and mean girl comments. She was sitting behind me all the time. She heard everything. In fact, she piped in while I was in the middle of my rant, saying, 'You know I can hear you, right?' Most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. Wish I could take it back."
—seashell_2020
21."I don't know why, but I once curtsied to a pair of nuns. They stopped in at my work one day because they knew my grandfather (RIP) and wanted to speak to my mother about something. I don't know why I did it, but when I went to go find her for them, I half curtsied/bowed my head."
—AirNomadKiki
22."I had been talking to a guy on a dating site for weeks, and we were finally meeting in person. I was 24 or 25 at the time, but not very experienced, as I had only dated one guy before this. The man I was meeting was 30, very handsome, and a real adult with a good job and his own place, so I was nervous beyond belief. When I got to the bar and saw him waiting for me, my nerves kicked in, and my whole body started to shake. He turned and saw me, lit up, and opened his arms as if ready to hug me."
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"I completely panicked and had no idea what to do, so I walked up to him and blurted out, 'I have to poo,' and then continued walking to the back of the bar where I eventually found a bathroom. I then hid in shame for over an hour. I have no idea why I said that — I didn't even have to go.
I just remember calling my bestie crying from the toilet stall, and she confirmed that I did indeed have to change my name and move to Mongolia to start a new life, because it was embarrassing beyond belief. The guy, to his credit, texted me to see if I was alright, but I ignored and blocked him and sat in that bathroom stall for an ungodly amount of time until I thought he'd left. Mark, if you're reading this, I'm so sorry."
—lady_fresh
23."I was at a party and inebriated and talking in a group that included a trans woman I had just met who was really early in her transition, and I was trying to agree with something and went, 'That's what /he/ said!' really emphatically, while gesturing to her. After like half a second my brain went dammit dammit and I corrected and repeated 'That's what /she/ said!' but I still feel awful when I think of it because I know that getting misgendered is fucking shitty. She and her partner became part of our friends group at the time, and we hung out occasionally after, so I hope she knows I didn't mean it."
—greypyramid7
24."I was around maybe fourth or fifth grade, and was over my friend's house one day in the summer. Her mom was asking about our family's upcoming summer vacation, so I was telling her all about how we were going to stay at my Aunt's condo near the beach. Only I was saying 'condom' instead of condo for the entire conversation. My friend told me afterwards and couldn't stop laughing."
—maeby_not
25."I had to go into work for a meeting six hours after my night shift ended, so I just threw on the same clothes with clean underwear. I was walking into the meeting room, late, when last night's bright red knickers slid down the leg of my jeans onto my shoe, and I kicked them clear across the room in front of everyone."
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—FormalMango
26."I tried to jokingly ask someone if they had been to a cock fighting ring and instead asked if they had been in a cock ring."
—MagicalGhostMango
27.And finally, "In 10th grade Spanish, I tried impressing a girl by reading a love poem… entirely in the wrong language. I grabbed the French page, went full‑speed 'Je t'aime' while my teacher's eyebrows launched into orbit. Class went silent, then someone coughed, 'Wrong class, Romeo.' I still wake up at 3 a.m., replaying that bilingual train wreck. The only thing that helps is imagining future‑me re‑watching the scene on a couch like it's a comedy short. If it's going to live rent‑free in my head, it might as well pay with laughs."
—ChopCoupons
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