5 things 'South Park' ridiculed in Ep. 2 from Donald Trump to ICE
WARNING: SOUTH PARK SPOILERS AHEAD! DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU DON'T WANT THE SECOND EPISODE SPOILED!
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The plot is basically this: School counselor Mr. Mackey gets fired and lands a job with ICE, and his good work gets him to Mar-a-Lago to meet Trump and others. Meanwhile, there's a new right-wing podcaster who angers Cartman.
Here's a list of who got skewered in this episode, "Get a Nut."
Donald Trump
The same parody from the first episode is back.
JD Vance (who's meant to be a Fantasy Island Tattoo parody)
Vance has already tweeted about it.
Kristi Noem (who shoots dogs throughout the episode)
Right-wing podcasters (Clyde plays one)
There's a whole list of who Clyde is supposed to be in this episode.
ICE (which raids Heaven)
That really happened.
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