'S**ting The Bed!': Nick Offerman Says Trump Is Making A 'Huge Mistake' With This 1 Move
'Let me get this straight, Mr. President. You cut $267 million to get back $90 million. Now, I'm no mathematician but I believe that's called shitting the bed,' said Offerman in an appearance on Tuesday's episode of 'The Daily Show.'
'But then again, I didn't go to Wharton Business College.'
The 'Parks & Recreation' star — who portrayed libertarian official Nick Swanson — turned to several news reports detailing how America's 'pastoral gifts' are 'under attack' as staffing levels have seen a notable dip across the National Park System since January, per the National Parks Conservation Association.
One clip noted that park scientists, in some cases, have been forced to help clean toilets due to staffing shortages.
Offerman — who quipped that the situation is like ''Good Will Hunting' but in reverse' — stressed that the cuts are a 'huge mistake.'
'No scientist has the strength to clean the skid marks of a man who's been eating beans and campfire hot dogs for the past three days! They're weak,' he joked.
He went on to refer to Trump 'shaking down foreigners' after he issued an executive order earlier this month that calls for foreign tourists to face higher park entry fees, a move that the administration expects to generate more than $90 million annually.
After highlighting how national parks contributed a record $55.6 billion to the U.S. economy and supported over 415,000 jobs just two years ago, Offerman explained why the parks are a 'true miracle.'
'It is an affordable vacation that everyone can take inside our own borders, whether you're traveling with your family or abandoning your constituents during a crisis,' quipped the actor as as a photo of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) amid his Cancun controversy appeared on screen.
Offerman, who recently revealed why Ron Swanson would've 'despised' Trump, then mocked the president for speaking so 'fondly' of national parks in years past.
He turned to a 2020 clip of Trump who, when referencing sequoia trees at Yosemite National Park, appeared to pronounce the park's name as 'yo-semites.'
'It's Yosemite,' Offerman remarked. ''Yo, Semites,' is what a bad undercover cop might say to a group of Hasidic Jews.'
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