
'Astonished' Location, Location, Location viewers are up in arms as woman with whopping budget struggles to find one-bedroom flat - raging 'move out, it's a rip off!'
Wednesday's instalment of the long-standing Channel 4 property show saw co-hosts Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp attempt to help buyers find their dream abode.
Kirstie set about helping Ben and Maya find a home in south-west London while Phil searched for flat for medic Chloe in London too.
Chloe had a budget of £450,000 and hadn't had much luck with her own attempts to search.
She hoped to find a one-bedroom apartment with parking for her beloved motorbike.
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She was considering areas such as Tooting, Balham, and Earlsfield.
By the end of the episode, she put an offer on an apartment for £415,000 and secured the property.
However, some viewers were particularly taken aback by the property prices in London and took to social media to share their shock.
One posted on X: '450 grand Jesus wept enjoy the roadside #locationlocationlocation.'
'Nearly half a million pounds and yet still hard to find a one bedroom flat in South London with space to park a motorbike pretty much sums up how much London is f****d... #locationlocationlocation,' another added.
A third said: 'Wow a balcony with a view of a road London prices are ridiculous #locationlocationlocation.'
Someone else penned: 'And as always I'm astonished at how little your money gets you in London #LocationLocationLocation.'
'How can you have a budget of £450k and it not get you a one bed flat with a bloody front door? Just move out of rip off London! #locationlocationlocation' another posted.
An episode of Location Location Location last month left viewers baffled by a young couple who dubbed spacious homes in leafy Surrey a 'compromise'.
However, some viewers were particularly taken aback by the property prices in London and took to social media to share their shock
Kirstie and Phil hoped to find Elise, Elliot and their three young children the perfect home.
Having already sold their three-bedroom property, the couple had a healthy budget of £650,000 for four bedrooms and an open-plan downstairs.
But, heavily emphasising that they weren't willing to compromise, Elise and Elliot were struggling to meet all their needs with the money available.
As a result, they'd viewed countless properties and, despite having moved back in with Elliot's parents, were refusing to settle for something less than perfect.
With Kirstie taking them round several properties, the couple either weren't 'sure' about the area, said the homes were 'too small', and even just 'didn't feel the love' for what they were seeing.
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- Daily Mail
The woman who made Katie Price: Terminally ill mother Amy whose been her daughter's constant support, her damning verdict on Peter Andre and her fears for Princess
She describes herself as an 'ordinary mum, wife and granny' who adores dogs, horses and yoga, but Amy Price would be the first to admit that being a mother to her first-born daughter 'came with a lot more than I bargained for'. Amy, 73, has had to put up with more than the average set of motherly worries after watching her daughter endure multiple failed marriages, suicide attempts, addiction battles, and family feuds, as well as watching her morph into a completely different person thanks to her numerous plastic surgeries. Amy was diagnosed with an incurable condition, idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis (IPF), in 2017 and had a lung transplant in 2022, and any hope of peace in the final years of her life have been dashed due to an ongoing family feud between Katie and her former husband Peter Andre, with their daughter Princess caught in the middle The teenager has captivated the nation with the release of her docu-series The Princess Diaries, but Amy has expressed her concern about Princess having the same management team as her father Peter. In her 2023 book The Last Word, she accused the team of CAN of slanting media coverage in Peter's favour, and said she worries about the cycle being repeated with Princess and her brother Junior. 'My greatest wish for my grandchildren is for them to find their own way in life and I sometimes wonder if they might be better off seeking out new management who can offer a fresh perspective on their careers,' she said. Amy has also made no secret of her feelings towards Peter. In her 2023 book The Last Word, she accused the singer of using Katie for fame, putting on a Mr Nice Guy public persona and having a 'fragile ego'. For her part, Princess has insisted that despite a difficult childhood, she is now 'best friends' with her mother, but there's no doubt that grandmother Amy is the only one whose support for her famous daughter has never wavered. Indeed, it was Amy who supported Katie when she expressed an interest in modelling from the age of 14 and her supportive mother Amy did everything she could to helop her daughter's dream come true. Amy revealed Katie suffered a huge setback as she took her around the modelling agencies in London at the time due to being 'too short'. Despite this, the TV personality found fame three years later at the age of 17 as she began glamour modelling as Jordan on Page 3, even to her mother Amy's horror as she 'hated topless modelling with a passion'. 'When she was 14 we went round the modelling agencies in London but they all said she was too short. So she sent pictures to a glamour agency and at 17 ended up in The Sun. I hated the topless modelling with a passion', she told The Times. Amy previously described Jordan as a 'celebrity second skin, covering up the more vulnerable Kate' as she admitted she 'didn't recognize the mouthy, exhibitionist woman', who was in fact her daughter. In contrast, Amy worked for Margaret Thatcher in the Eighties, Daily Mail previously revealed she was brought in as a temp for the Conservative Party conference in Brighton. Amy revealed Katie suffered a huge step back as she took her around the modelling agencies in London due to being 'too short' Despite this, the TV personality found fame at 17 glamour modelling as Jordan on Page 3; pictured 2003 She was given the role of editing transcripts of MPs' speeches to ensure accuracy before they were released to the press. As part of her role she covered all speeches given from Mrs Thatcher and other MPs. Following finding fame, Katie has been married three times, had a string of 'tosser' boyfriends, spent over £500,000 on cosmetic surgeries and has been to rehab twice, but her mother Amy is determined not to die before the star 'gets her life together'. 'What we didn't understand was why she had all the breast surgeries, because she didn't need them. At 17 a photographer told her she needed to be bigger. I was so angry. 'She thought it was the only way she'd be successful. I've disagreed with every procedure she's ever had'. Amy added. She has also survived bank-ruptcy, multiple divorces, a close shave with prison and attempted suicide on more than one occasion. In 2017, Amy was diagnosed with idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis (IPF) and medics told her she had a life expectancy of up to five years. Though her mum has disagreed with all of her surgeries, Amy has been supportive of Katie and her five children, who she welcomed with three different partners, Harvey, 22, with ex Dwight Yorke, Junior, 19, and Princess 17, with ex-husband Peter Andre, and Jett, 11, and Bunny, 10, with ex-husband Kieran Hayler. Katie and Amy's close relationship They might not always see eye to eye on Katie's love life or on her ever changing appearance, but Katie and her mum Amy have always shared a close bond. Amy has previously described herself as an 'ordinary mum, wife and granny' who adores dogs, horses and yoga. She lives close by the sea in a 'cosy little South Coast bungalow' where Katie regular visits to my appropriately named, 'Pop In House'. But in all honesty, Amy's life is a far cry from completely normal because she is the mother of Katie Price - which has admitted 'came with a lot more than I bargained for'. Katie and older brother Daniel are the children of Amy and dad Ray Infield. Their father left the family when Katie was four years old. In 1988 her mother married builder Paul Price, after which she acquired his surname and welcomed half-sister Sophie. Dan mainly keeps out of the spotlight but once appeared on her Mucky Mansion reality show and blamed Katie for his 'grey hair. He said: 'As a family we are always there to support behind the scenes. I can tell Kate straight how it is. Kate doesn't always listen but I'm sure she acknowledges, whether she acts on that information I or we as a family provide. 'The reason for the grey hair is obviously having Kate as a younger sister through the highs and lows of her career and life.' Dan added: 'It's very difficult to be on the sidelines to watch the layers unfold to where she become. As a brother I can only be proud that she was able to turn things around.' Meanwhile her sister Sophie, co-hosts Katie's podcast with her and is a proud mother of two. Katie and her mum Amy have been spotted out and about enjoying shopping trips and pamper days together as well as making joint TV appearances. Amy previously said Katie 'doesn't have many friends' as she tries to be there for her when she can though she doesn't always take her advice making her feel 'powerless'. Her mother has also helped her care for her son Harvey over the years, who was found to be blind, has septo-optic dysplasia, is on the autistic spectrum, gains weight easily, and without regular medication he would die. Since being diagnosed with IPF and told she had years to live, Amy admitted out of her three children Katie took it the hardest. Katie's 'toxic' boyfriends and husbands Amy previously spoke about her famous daughter's life in her book The Last Word and she didn't hold back when sharing her opinion when it came to Katie's ex-husbands. Amy branded Katie's first husband Peter as 'controlling', while also giving scathing comments about second husband Alex, third husband Kieran and on/off fiancé Carl. She claimed singer Peter used his relationship with Katie for his 'own gain', before 'quitting' while he was ahead. While Kieran and Carl 'craved fame' and used her daughter as a 'springboard' for their 'social media feeds'. Katie fell madly in love with Pete, 52, after meeting on I'm A Celebrity in 2004 and the pair got married in 2006. They went on to have two children; son Junior, 20, and Princess, 18, before they split in 2009. Amy has claimed 'one-hit wonder' Peter, who found fame with his hit single Mysterious Girl in the 90's, 'saw an opportunity' by coupling up with her daughter as his 'career was in decline'. She wrote in her book: 'From the word go, something didn't feel right about Peter; I had an inkling that he wasn't who he claimed to be.' Elsewhere her mother revealed that before Katie left to be helicoptered into the jungle, she told her, 'whatever you do, do not end up with him'. Amy slammed Peter's career and added: 'His career was in decline and I think he saw an opportunity in my daughter, an opportunity he was quick to seize.' By the time Kate emerged from I'm a Celebrity in early December 2004, she had fallen hook, line and sinker for Peter. She explained how the model was 'hypnotized' by him and believes her love was genuine while Pete's 'felt more business-like'. Amy also claimed that while I'm A Celebrity was airing she had 'an unusual' lunch meeting with Peter's agent who suggested they also manage Katie if the two got together. Following their split, Peter went on to have three children with his current wife Dr Emily. Admitting she was on the 'rebound' Katie started dating cage fighter Alex Reid, 50, a mere eight weeks after her split from Pete. Following a whirlwind romance the pair wed in Las Vegas in January 2010 but the marriage fell apart less than a year later. Two years later Katie fell for Argentinian model Leandro, 39, after meeting him at Elton John's Oscars party in LA. Revealing she bedded him on the first night, the pair went on to get engaged before they split in 2012. Later that year, Katie met part-time stripper and plasterer Kieran, who is nine years her junior. The pair exchanged vows a mere five weeks later with Katie already pregnant with the couple's first son Jett. However, in 2017 the pair announced they were going to divorce, three years after she found out about Kieran's affairs with her friends Jane Poutney and Chrissy Thomas. In July 2019, Katie announced she was engaged again to personal trainer Kris Boyson, 36, after a year of dating. The reality star - who was still legally married to third husband Kieran at the time- made the shock announcement during an appearance on Loose Women. Their engagement was short-lived however as the couple split in November of that year, with Katie admitting to Kris that she cheated on him. The reality star went on to find love with Carl Woods, 36, in July 2020 and they became engaged the following year. Katie is now in a relationship with MAFS UK star JJ Slater, 32, who she found love with in 2024. Amy has previously begged Katie to 'settle' down and 'get her life together' before she dies. Speaking on Loose Women in 2017, she said: 'I'm not going to peg off until she's settled. I think its about time you got yourself together properly and took life more seriously and be settled.' Amy's terminal illness Amy was diagnosed with idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis (IPF) in 2017 and had a lung transplant in 2022. Katie has since given an update this year explaining that her mum has some good days and she has some bad days as she is 'switched on but cannot do things like she used to'. In March this year, Katie gave an update on her mum's ongoing challenges on The Katie Price Show. She said: 'I do feel for you mum, because people have to understand what my mum's gone through, like her brain is just so active and still switched on. She can't do the things that she used to do, which is frustrating for her. 'Now here's an example, because I am a patient person but when my mother teases me and says let's go look at the shops in Isle of Wight, shall I take my walker or wheelchair and I'm like 'no we're taking your wheelchair because I'm not taking an hour'.' Amy responded: 'It's not doing me any good because I'm meant to walk to help myself.' Following revealing Amy's illness, Katie vowed to quit vaping to live a healthier lifestyle as it's 'no good for you' and found it 'disrespectful' towards her mother. She said: 'I've been vaping for a year, and it's no good for you - especially when my mum has had a lung transplant. It's disrespectful doing this in front of my mum. 'I've decided that today is the day I am throwing this battery, chemical, addictive, horrible thing away. I am now doing vapes no more from today. 'I've got the strength to get rid of them. Join me. It's going in the bin, that's it. I've cleared all of my vapes out of the car and everything.' Amy's life was put at risk when she was on the way to receive her organ transplant at the hospital as climate activists blocked the road. Katie explained that Amy only had two weeks to live at the time and 'nearly died' because you only have three hours to get to hospital for a transplant. While she was being rushed to the hospital, the road was blocked by Just Stop Oil, who had staged a protest on the M25. Amy - who had suffered from chronic lung condition idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis - had just weeks left to live until she found a donor for a lung. Speaking on the Private Parts podcast, she said: 'Mum had two weeks left to live at the time. She found a donor. She was waiting five years for a lung. 'It was the day all the oil protesters were on the M25 and you have three hours to get to hospital otherwise you can't have the donor [organ]. 'So they had to get an ambulance. When they were on the motorway, they didn't realise!' However, Katie went on to add that a heroic ambulance driver went on to save the day by cutting through to make sure she got to the hospital on time. She said: 'They had to go up the hard shoulder, and get an ambulance to get through it, because if you're not there you lose it [the lung].' Amy previously hailed the medical staff who carried out her operation as 'amazing' and also paid tribute to the regular faces she saw on every hospital appointment because they meant Katie could feel 'less worried' about her when she was unable to be by her side. Amy and granddaughter Princess Katie's daughter Princess is currently trying to create her own image away from her famous parents after dropping new ITV reality show, The Princess Diaries. Growing rumours of a 'rift' between Katie and Princess have been growing in recent weeks after Katie didn't appear at Princess' 18th birthday party. Reports then claimed the former glamour model was allegedly 'banned' from appearing on the nepo baby's fly-on-the-wall television series. Katie later claimed that it was her daughter's management who had told her not to appear on the show. Yet amid the swirling rumours about a family rift, Katie has called on Peter to sit down with her and 'squash their beef' for the sake of their family. Speaking on the latest on the latest episode of her Katie Price Show podcast, Katie - who is currently recovering from more facial surgery - shared: 'There's no reason why both parents just can't be there to support her.' She continued: 'Now this isn't about me. I have to clarify this. I don't care that I'm not in Princess's show. 'I don't need to raise my profile by being on Princess's show, I do enough stuff. 'All what I want to do, is just whatever my daughter does, and it's the same with Junior, I don't care if I'm in the background, but I want to watch her do her photo shoots, I wanna watch her do her signings, because that's what I did. 'And my mom and you and Nan used to come along and support, and I'm proud of her. And I just wanna be there with her because I now I feel that I've missed out on so much.' Katie went on: 'It's so not fair to bring Princess piggy in the middle. 'So I think it's about time all of us adults just sit down and talk about what their beef is with me and just get over it. 'Life would be more at peace because I don't have a problem. I just think life would be a better place. 'Well, I'm not saying we all have to be best buddies, best friends, but come on. For the sake of the children, there's room for everyone to support your kids. Do you know what I mean? 'I'm not saying I have to stand with them and play happy families.' MailOnline has contacted Peter's representatives comment. It is well known that Katie and Peter don't get on, but the ex model previously thanked her mother Amy for sticking up for her after her daughter Princess was burned as a three-year-old. The incident progressed quickly as soon police were involved after the toddler burned her back on a hot towel rail during a holiday to Switzerland. Amy accused Peter of over-reacting to the incident, insisting it was a minor injury, she told the Daily Mirror at the time: 'I don't understand why Pete is having a go at Kate. 'Her sister Sophie and I were the ones with Princess when it happened and I know it was a fluke accident - and just how minor it is.' She added: 'Princess went straight back to playing. She slept soundly without pain and a week later there was barely a mark on her.' After her mother leaped to her defence, Katie wrote on her Twitter page: 'Love my mum.' Following the incident, police were tipped off and visited Katie at home, but Peter insisted he wasn't the one who contacted them. In a statement on her website, Katie accused Peter of making the incident public to 'score points' and 'portray her as a bad mother.' His publicist Claire Powell said Peter only learned of the investigation when contacted by the police.


BBC News
18 minutes ago
- BBC News
Hostage: 'Playing the Prime Minister 'changes your perception' of politics' says Suranne Jones
Actress Suranne Jones has taken on the role of many women under immense pressure. In Doctor Foster she suspects her husband of having an affair, in Vigil she investigates a death on board a submarine, and in Gentleman Jack she develops a dangerous lesbian romance. But none of the roles are quite as pressured as her latest - playing a British prime minister whose husband is kidnapped. Hostage, Netflix's new political thriller, sees Jones' character, Abigail Dalton, build an uneasy alliance with French President Vivienne Toussaint - played by Julie Delpy - who is being blackmailed during a London two leaders work together in order to rescue the PM's husband, unmask the kidnapper and blackmailer, and bring those responsible to justice. 'Political with a small p' Given its themes of immigration, the funding of the NHS and public trust, audiences may be tempted to connect Hostage to today's headlines. But, both stars insist the show is less about mirroring today's politics and more about creating a thrilling story set in the political world. "We're entertaining and we're in the political world, but it's in no way a reflection of the world we live in," Jones tells the BBC."It's political with a small p - there's enough that roots us in the real world but the world is too complicated to link it directly and I think it would be inappropriate." Delpy agrees and says: "Things change every day. It's impossible to be in the political moment because tomorrow is something else."The show's writer, Matt Charman, explains that there are some connections to the real world as it's "impossible to write a show that exists in the climate we live in that doesn't end up feeling that it's in dialogue with it". "If you wrote a show that isn't connected to our world it would feel weird," he says, "but I hope the show does have the ability to exist in its own oxygen." It is rare to see two female world leaders sharing the spotlight in a political thriller, but, for Charman, making sure Dalton and Toussaint were women was integral to the way the series was conceived and it was both a creative and political choice. "What was exciting was the idea of women in power and how we explore that," he says, explaining that he tried to explore how each situation the characters face would be different for a woman. "There's a double standard for women, so giving full dramatic freedom to that was very important." Charman and Jones have shared an agent for the past 10 years and Hostage came about because Charman really wanted to work with Jones and the pair settled on creating a political thriller. Jones says she particularly enjoyed exploring "how these two women have to dance around each other"."A female politician is used to dealing with men so it's interesting to see how it plays out when it's two women." While viewers quickly learn about Jones' character - a loving wife and mother who is idealistic about bettering the country - Delpy's character is more drawn out and our opinion of her changes throughout the show."We made sure not to play into the female politician stereotypes," Delpy say. "What I like is that these women actually have some things in common like they both want change and came into office hopeful." The Guardian describe Hostage as "quite unusual" in that it doesn't remind you of any other political thrillers. "It's a little biting but it's not House of Cards cynical, it has a breakneck pace but it's not 24, the dialogue is sharp but never played for laughs," Zoe Williams writes. 'Cost of being in power' To play Dalton convincingly, Jones, who also served as an executive producer on the show, says she really immersed herself in the reality of political life. She visited the House of Commons, spoke to the Speaker of the House and devoured books, podcasts and documentaries. "I'm a bit of a geek when it comes to research," she admits. "I was fascinated by not emulating anyone but by understanding a life I knew nothing about. And it's the cost of being in a powerful position in that way that really struck me."Charman also talks about the extraordinary amount of research that went into creating the show. I ask him whether Dalton or Toussaint were inspired by any real life politicians and he confesses that they are, but he won't say who. "We interviewed a lot of people and Suranne had incredible access to people who had been prime minister who talked about their time in office and the pressure on their family. But it was all agreed that they would speak about this as long as it could remain confidential," he says. Jones won't say which politicians inspired her character but says all of her previous characters are a part of her and she has "a boardroom of personalities" which feed into who she plays. She says all the research into what it's like to be a politician "changes your perception for sure" and makes you realise "the cost of being in a powerful position". One question the show raises is whether or not it's possible for a politician today to stick to their ideals once they come into office and while Jones is unsure, Charman is an optimist. "I wanted to explore how there can be decent people in politics who are fundamentally good but get pushed around," he says. He adds that it's not "inevitable" that people give up their ideals once in office, but "it's definitely tough to keep your morals". Above the thrills and drama of Hostage, Charman says the show explores "what it takes to be a good person in a system that doesn't always reward good people."Delpy is slightly more pessimistic and explains that given "politicians have to be heard, if you're too reasonable you won't be listened to as there's so much noise of both extremes"."If you have a moderate view you get lost in the noise as people are only listening to the loudest."


Daily Mail
18 minutes ago
- Daily Mail
'Snarling' Alfie Boe's restaurant meltdown: RICHARD EDEN'S DIARY
His powerful tenor has sold out concert halls ever since he made his name in Les Miserables, but the unwanted sound of Alfie Boe's booming voice almost had diners manning the barricades at one of London 's most fashionable restaurants this week. A magazine editor seated next to Boe, below, at Colbert in Sloane Square tells me her dinner was ruined by a 'horrible run-in' with the celebrated singer, 51. 'What a rude man,' says the fellow diner. 'There I am with my cousin, having a long overdue catch-up and glass of pinot noir. 'No sooner had Boe's bottom touched the banquette than he gets his phone out and starts FaceTiming a blonde girl on loudspeaker. 'In my view, that's inexcusable at night in a cosy restaurant when everyone else is trying to socialise. So I turn to him and ask him politely to switch it to telephone mode. He gives me a dirty look and says, "No, I'm going to do it like this". 'Meanwhile, I cannot hear my cousin speak over the noise, so I cup my ear. This seems to annoy him. 'It goes on like that, with me asking him politely to stop and him responding rudely that he wouldn't. 'Suddenly, he leaps up from the table with such force that he drags the tablecloth with him, leans into me and snarls, "Have a good night". I say, "Thank you so much – you too". And kind of giggle because he's so angry and there's rumpled tablecloths everywhere and it's just ridiculous. He hasn't even been served yet.' Boe's spokesman tells me: 'Alfie's children live in the US. When they video-call him, he always picks up to make sure that they are OK, as would any parent. 'Consequently, he answered the FaceTime. Obviously, no one wants to upset their neighbour at dinner.' High Mistress of childcare? After retiring as High Mistress of St Paul's Girls' School in 2017, Clarissa Farr memorably went into print with details of dementedly pushy parents – including one couple who were livid that their daughter had got into the 'wrong' Oxbridge college. Now Farr, a married mother of two, has issued another warning – addressed to all young parents but of most pertinence to her own offspring. Noting that Spanish grandparents have begun 'drawing the line at being used for free childcare', Farr, 67, shortly due to become a grandmother herself, says crisply 'an overtime tariff will apply to any contracted childcare hours'. Although he's enjoyed a flourishing screen career since his child star debut in Love Actually more than 20 years ago, Thomas Brodie-Sangster acknowledges he has to contend with one physical drawback when it comes to adult roles. Now a distinctly boyish-looking 35, he chuckles: 'I can't do bearded roles. I've tried and it's not very good.' Look Who's back in town She has become one of Hollywood's most successful actresses, but when Karen Gillan is back in Britain she clearly enjoys clowning around. The Doctor Who star, 37, tells me she took part in an 'experimental' clown performance earlier this month at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. 'I was hanging out with these clowns backstage, and they were, like, "Do you want to be in the show?" says Karen, who is married to American comedian Nick Kocher. Speaking at the screening of her new film, The Life Of Chuck, at Picturehouse Central in London, she adds: 'I had such bad stage fright. It was like improv.' King Charles and Queen Camilla are seeking someone to plan their engagements and warn them of any 'complex and sensitive issues' involved. The £40,000-a-year Royal Engagements Officer position will be based at Buckingham Palace and involve 'facilitating meaningful contact between Their Majesties' and the world through careful coordination, thoughtful briefings and seamless delivery of engagements', advises an advert on the royal website. Lady Kitty holidays with her husband, 66, and mum Holidaymakers in the French Riviera could have been forgiven for wondering who's the wife when they spotted these three. Princess Diana's niece Lady Kitty Spencer, 34, was accompanied by her 66-year-old husband, Michael Lewis, as well as her mother, Victoria Aitken, 60, on a visit to Le Club 55 in St Tropez. The trio was spotted disembarking from a yacht and boarding a speedboat to take them to the beachfront gastro bar. The couple also took their two-year-old daughter, Athena. Lady Kitty married the South African-born fashion tycoon, who has an estimated £80 million fortune, in 2021. Her father, Earl Spencer, 61, was conspicuous by his absence at the lavish wedding ceremony in Italy. If ever Alex Horne's parents harboured doubts about stumping up the punitive fees to send him to Lancing – the £57,467-a-year East Sussex public school – their qualms will surely have ebbed away by now. Indeed, not only did Horne dream up Taskmaster, Channel 4's hit panel show – on which he also appears – but he's making a fortune from it. Just filed figures for Shakey Productions, the company into which Horne directs his television earnings, show that it notched up a £4.6 million profit for the last financial year – or a thumping £89,000-a-week. Taskmaster enjoys global popularity, with versions from Canada to Croatia, Spain to Sweden, Australia to America, which helps explain why Shakey Productions has now accumulated a very tasty £12.2 million. A useful piggy bank should Horne, 47, and his wife, Rachel – co-director and co-owner of the company – ever consign their three children to private schools.