Local Legend: Francis ‘‘Dribbles'' Parker
Clutha cup-week's second Silver Fern Farms-Clutha Leader Local Legend needs no introduction and was not hard to find.
Clutha's prominent field-side commentator and sports corespondent Francis "Dribbles" Parker is notoriously camera-shy, but yielded to peer-pressure during the halftime break of the Steamers' final match.
Covering countless rugby and cricket encounters for your favourite publications, Francis Parker's prose ranges from frank and punchy to refined and thoughtful, the whole time walking-the-talk as an active sportsman himself.
"We'll get this on the spit tomorrow, eh boys?
"Cheers Silver Fern!" Clutha's latest lamb leg recipient announced.
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