The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (May 31-June 6)
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Millennials use 'lol' like STOP at the end of a telegram lol
— Sulla (@gaulicsmith) June 4, 2025
Millennials use 'lol' like STOP at the end of a telegram lol
If I was named Jeff I'd constantly be saying things like 'jeffinately' and 'I jeffed up'
— 𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 (@SkinMuffins) June 4, 2025
If I was named Jeff I'd constantly be saying things like 'jeffinately' and 'I jeffed up'
one of my favorite stories ever is when my friend's mom tried to use a PG version of a common phrase around us bc we were 10 but she accidentally said 'when the shit hits the you-know-what'
— trash jones (@jzux) June 1, 2025
one of my favorite stories ever is when my friend's mom tried to use a PG version of a common phrase around us bc we were 10 but she accidentally said 'when the shit hits the you-know-what'
'I could see myself living here' me in a different city for more than 24 hours
— perfume&prose (@Brieyonce) June 1, 2025
'I could see myself living here' me in a different city for more than 24 hours
what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things
— ໊ (@ppyowna) June 1, 2025
what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things
Big day for ethical vampires https://t.co/fS2QGuPGZz
— Nina ☽☾ (@peculiarreverie) June 1, 2025
Big day for ethical vampires https://t.co/fS2QGuPGZz
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staying at a hotel and left my sleep shirt on my bed…when they cleaned my room it was left folded up like this lmfao i really couldn't stop laughing pic.twitter.com/h1BePXa2qE
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) June 4, 2025
staying at a hotel and left my sleep shirt on my bed…when they cleaned my room it was left folded up like this lmfao i really couldn't stop laughing pic.twitter.com/h1BePXa2qE
put clothes away for 5 Minutes. time to reward my self with an hour of screen time
— des :3 (@desdotjs) June 2, 2025
put clothes away for 5 Minutes. time to reward my self with an hour of screen time
she gaslit an entire generation into feeling sorry for her when she was the one cheating.. legendary https://t.co/6Lh0zAvnxX
— 𝒴 (@ysmammri) June 2, 2025
she gaslit an entire generation into feeling sorry for her when she was the one cheating.. legendary https://t.co/6Lh0zAvnxX
i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking
— erika (@yeeeerika) June 4, 2025
i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking
one time i was so high my bra unclasped and i thought i got shot
— ً (@cryst6ls) June 4, 2025
one time i was so high my bra unclasped and i thought i got shot
Are we still on for today?? https://t.co/xOBsxvJdVk
— ♡ (@Cosyluv_) June 3, 2025
Are we still on for today?? https://t.co/xOBsxvJdVk
boyfriend's appendix ruptured and i get to take care of him im so excitedddd pic.twitter.com/BrR3kvQH4l
— Grace (@gracecamille_) June 4, 2025
boyfriend's appendix ruptured and i get to take care of him im so excitedddd pic.twitter.com/BrR3kvQH4l
finding out that 'wanting a labubu' means wanting a specific toy plushy and isn't a silly way of wishing for a lobotomy that everyone suddenly got on board with has felt like four, maybe even even five 9/11s
— Tea ☕️ (@SSSmallTea) June 4, 2025
finding out that 'wanting a labubu' means wanting a specific toy plushy and isn't a silly way of wishing for a lobotomy that everyone suddenly got on board with has felt like four, maybe even even five 9/11s
Went to high five someone who was actually just trying to wave a mosquito away. My soul left my body.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) June 1, 2025
Went to high five someone who was actually just trying to wave a mosquito away. My soul left my body.
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