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Danny Dyer's 'worst movie in the history of the world' has fans absolutely obsessed

Danny Dyer's 'worst movie in the history of the world' has fans absolutely obsessed

Daily Record26-04-2025

As Danny Dyer gears up for his appearance on ITV's new interview series The Assembly this Saturday, April 26, we're taking a stroll down memory lane to revisit some of the lesser-known highlights from the ex-EastEnders star's filmography. Labelled by some as "the worst film in the history of the world", yet cherished by others who deem it a "very underrated, brilliant movie", Assassin is a contentious pick when discussing 'hidden gems'. Released straight to DVD in 2015, Assassin stars Danny Dyer and features the Kemp brothers, Gary and Martin Kemp, as well as Holly Weston, Robert Cavanah, and Deborah Moore. Helmed by director J. K.Amalou, the plot of Assassin follows Jamie, a contract killer tasked with eliminating a crooked official. Complications arise when Jamie falls for the daughter of his target, whom he has already dispatched, reports the Mirror . As she starts to unravel the mystery behind her father's death, Jamie finds himself needing to shield her from the gangster siblings who commissioned the hit. Critics largely dismissed the movie, which sits at a lowly 15% on Rotten Tomatoes and scores just 3.8/10 on IMDB. Dyer's film managed to strike a chord with a number of viewers: "Low budget as it was, Assassin was never going to be the best movie ever made. A poor man's Bourne Identity? Maybe not, but certainly a gritty, London underworld version of it. The plot was interesting, and while it had to be taken with perhaps a grain or two of salt, it was engaging and exciting all the way through. Assassin is a far better spend of your time than another Hollywood superhero movie any day." One particularly enthusiastic audience review praised the film, saying: "Brilliant movie, very underrated and I don't really understand why people dislike it so much. The acting was great and the storyline was interesting and suspenseful. The movie obviously didn't have a huge budget but for what it accomplished it was fantastic. Great gritty thriller." Critics haven't been as kind to The Assassin, however, with one calling out Dyer's repetitive on-screen persona and acknowledging his potential: "Dyer doesn't so much go through the motions in the role as plead with the audience to save him the bother and recall the motions from last time. He's undoubtedly a talented actor – Harold Pinter cast him twice – but it gets harder and harder to keep the faith each time he trots out the gruff hardman routine that's on display here." One critic didn't hold back, describing Assassin as "crashingly dull" and remarking: "Danny Dyer's hard man whizzes to and from his assignments on a high-powered motorbike, but this crashingly dull low-budget British crime thriller couldn't be more pedestrian." Similarly harsh feedback came from viewers, with one brutal assessment reading: "Probably the worst film in the history of the World. Danny Dyer (professional cockney geezer to the uninitiated) plays the eponymous role, and he plays it in a bizarre, understated way, possibly in an attempt to show he has some sort of range. He doesn't.. Aloof and cool is the presumed intention, but in Dyer's inept hands the character is sullen, sulky and oddly camp." The same review continued to lambast the film: "The plot is predictable, the gangsters are staggeringly stupid and the dialogue - it is so utterly detached from any kind of reasonable reality that it made me laugh out loud on numerous occasions. I cannot for the life of me work out how a film like this gets made - I can only assume it was for a tax write-off." Another viewer's succinct take was: "Dear, oh dear, oh dear! Reasonable storyline but what dreadful acting! Dyer at his best - which was awful." Yet, not all reviews were entirely negative, with one person offering a more measured perspective: "Danny D is an institution, one doesn't watch his films to be intellectually challenged, he needs a good writer and director." Fans of Danny Dyer can catch him in the series premiere of ITV's The Assembly, set to air this Saturday, April 26, at 10:05pm on ITV1. Assassin is streaming on Amazon Prime.

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