People Are Describing Their Exes As Popular Brands, And I Am UNWELL These Are Actually Too Funny
Break-ups can be really painful.
They can be disappointing and destabilizing and leave us wondering, "What just happened?"
Which is why finding humor in roasting our exes is soooo important. So when TikTok user madisonfredericks posted, "Describe your ex as a brand, I want to laugh," the 80,000+ responses did not disappoint.
Here are 21 people's responses of how they would describe their ex as a brand.
And if you have an ex you can also describe as a brand, let us know in the comments or by filling out this anonymous Google form! Your response could be featured in a BuzzFeed Community post.
2. "Dollar General, because he didn't have a dollar in general."
— miapdunnn
3. "ChapStick. Always there when you don't need it, but nowhere to be found when you do."
— chapstick
4. "Six flags 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩."
— jennylee.samuels
6. And then another one: "Ikea, because every time I'd just go home and do it myself."
7. "Yahoo, 'cause I should've kept searching."
8. "Victoria's Secret, because Victoria is his secret."
— avastudnicka
9. "Spirit Halloween. They come back once a year."
10. "Twitter because he is now my X."
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12. "Adidas, doing three lines a day."
13. "Spotify, because he was always playing in the background."
14. "Duolingo; I never learn my lesson."
15. "Rolex, because he rolls back to his ex."
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— mahina8860
17. "Lulu, 'cause I was delulu."
— miley.ca
18. "Pokémon, because he was trying to catch 'em all."
— ana.lemuss
19. "Excel, because he's now an ex and also in a cell. 🙃"
20. "Sam's Club, because he was always sampling."
21. And finally, this: "I won't disrespect brands like that."
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