I Swear I'm Going To Tell My Doctor I Did Cardio After Laughing At These 34 Fails From Last Week
Editor's Note: While we can't endorse what X has become, we can bring you the fun moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos.
Well, well, well — we did it, team! Monday was a total nothing-burger. Sure, it was a federal holiday, but from my perspective, Mondays have been defeated. Seems like the best course of action for us now is to enjoy the fruits of our labor along with these 34 hilarious internet fails from last week:
1.There goes your retirement savings.
2.Yum, "cheessteaks!"
3.These are the complaints of a person who does not own a plunger.
4.See you there!
5.Beverly!! Get back here!
6.At least she was nice about it.
7.The real stages of life are finishing school, getting a job, and playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
8.It's the "my ex just texted me" for me.
9.A, B, C...you know the rest.
10.Instant regret.
11.The true definition of "puppy love."
12.And why not?
13.Honestly, kind of surprised MTV doesn't have a show called "Asshole."
14.Aging comes for us all.
15.How rude.
16.Expenting something exciiting, eh? Is it frossy pesta?
17.Maybe I'm meeting someone there, sir!
18.A simple misunderstanding.
19.Shoes off or on?
20.Your package is being held; just click this link and enter your social security number.
21.The thief is a debut author trying to make the bestseller lists.
22.Human Torch, is that you?
23.X marks the spot.
24.So, should I assume now that if my food does *not* have a "no monkey labor" label, monkey labor was involved?
25.Happens to the best of us.
26.Fatberg origin story.
27.iPhone is glass half-empty, AirPod is glass half-full.
28.Well, I guess that means it's fixed.
29.I only check my messages when I'm taking my pills.
30.Honestly, though, we don't know what those apples did to deserve it.
31.The bathroom's in the back, sir.
32.Never hurts to take a quick glance at the ingredients list.
33."Downfall apparent."
34.And finally, "I got crumbs in my bed, and they won't go..."
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