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New York Post
7 days ago
- Entertainment
- New York Post
Best of The Babylon Bee: French prez Macron claims he fell down stairs again
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. 'It's fine. I'm fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?' Macron replied to media questions while gingerly touching a swollen and bruised eye. READ MORE Although witnesses said that they did not hear the South African president agree to watch the film, Ramaphosa was reportedly in good spirits throughout the viewing. READ MORE GOP senators were reportedly surprised to find out that they were joined by their Democrat colleagues, with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer being elated to support the measure. READ MORE As the only entity to actually do Harvard coursework over the past four years, ChatGPT earned both valedictorian and salutatorian honors. READ MORE
New York Post
21-05-2025
- Politics
- New York Post
Best of the Babylon Bee: Karine Jean-Pierre insists Joe Biden is cancer-free
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. Jean-Pierre assured American citizens that the former president has a clean bill of health, saying that Biden's cancer diagnosis is not really what it seems. READ MORE It appears that one of the WNBA's biggest stars will be indicted for murder after fouling Angel Reese of the Chicago Sky. READ MORE Trump held a press conference to declare war on Mexico just days after its brazen attack on the Brooklyn Bridge. READ MORE MLB commissioner Rob Manfred ultimately allowed the sponsorship, saying that partnering with DraftKings 'just fits the occasion too perfectly.' READ MORE
New York Post
14-05-2025
- Entertainment
- New York Post
Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump's popularity skyrockets after deporting all cyclists
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. Advertisement President Trump's administration confirmed that thousands have already been detained by law enforcement, and millions more are expected to follow. READ MORE Advertisement MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred said that he is taking this situation very seriously and are seeking independent testing through the Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program. READ MORE The Vermont senator unveiled his new mode of transportation after receiving criticism for using private jets to get around. READ MORE Advertisement President Trump was eager to accept the gift from Emperor Palpatine, mentioning the improved relationship between the U.S. and the Galactic Empire. READ MORE
New York Post
07-05-2025
- Entertainment
- New York Post
Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump expands Alcatraz by building fences around San Francisco and more
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. Polls showed overwhelming support among Americans for fencing San Francisco off from the rest of the country, with President Trump promising that Nancy Pelosi will be included in the expansion. READ MORE Coach Belichick said that he is confident that his girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, would be safe in the playpen while he led practice for the UNC Tarheels. READ MORE Oscar the Grouch was reportedly very miserable at the fact that every muppet in the neighborhood has moved into his trash can. READ MORE 'Bro time' for the cardinals reportedly consists of firing up the Vatican's Nintendo 64, guzzling down liters of Mountain Dew Code Red, and hanging out in their extravagant papal pillow forts. READ MORE
New York Post
23-04-2025
- Politics
- New York Post
Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump establishes new Ultra Supreme Mega Court and more
Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. President Trump established the Ultra Supreme Mega Court after a series of judicial roadblocks that have obstructed his agenda. READ MORE The new innovation passed by the National Basketball Referees Association will help ease the burden on refs arbitrating LeBron's games. READ MORE Democratic leaders have warned that enforcing the immigration laws might set a dangerous precedent of arresting people who have committed other crimes. READ MORE Following the death of Pope Francis, cardinals in the Roman Catholic Church want the next pope to actually be a Catholic. READ MORE
