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05-05-2025
- Lifestyle
- Yahoo
'There Are No Crumbs In My Car' — People Are Sharing The Subtle Signs That Someone Doesn't Have Kids, And These Are Hilariously Accurate
Having children is one of life's greatest joys. Buuuuut... becoming a parent definitely changes your life in some very notable ways. At a certain point, it becomes pretty easy to tell who has children and who doesn't just from the subtle (or not so subtle) ways people live their lives. Honing in on that idea, Reddit user u/prince-pauper prompted the r/Millennials community saying, "Tell me you don't have kids without telling me you don't have kids," and the answers are actually hilarious and so spot-on. 1."I just binge-watched an entire TV show this past weekend, and I finish a book about every two weeks." —u/maychi 2."I have white and cream colored furniture and knick-knacks around my house." —u/SpeakerSignal8386 3."There are no crumbs in my car." —u/lmjns2792 4."I don't know what/who Bluey is." —u/pEter-skEeterR45 5."Silence." —u/Substantial-Mix-3013 6."I drive a two-seater." —u/TheBlooDred 7."There's a bong on my coffee table." —u/Diagonaldog 8."I baked my dog a quesadilla and served it to her on the deck." —u/Lothar_the_Lurker "I bought my dog a ball pit and 2000 balls." —u/catnip_sandwich "My dog has a wardrobe." —u/Aivix_Geminus 9."I'm drunk at Disney right now." —u/inyoni 10."My house is as clean after work as it was before work." —u/dalek-predator 11."We forgot it was Easter." —u/sammy_from_miami 12."My husband and I have sex whenever we feel like it, in whichever room in the house we want. And we never have to keep it down." —u/Jolie97 13."I get to enjoy quiet weekend mornings sipping on my coffee that's still hot." —u/CrisBasile89 14."My wife and I travel multiple times a year on modest salaries." —u/LeatherFruitPF 15."I eat whatever I want without having to sneak anything or explain it. I can cook whichever meal I like any night of the week, or I can cook nothing and pick at some cheese." —u/pEter-skEeterR45 16."I'm in my 30s and I still have to sit at the kid's table at Christmas." —u/mlo9109 17."My spouse and I buy LEGOs for ourselves and build them over days or weeks, depending on the set." —u/k0cksuck3r69 18."Want to see my giant Build-A-Bear Capybara plushie I bought after I got my new Totoro tattoo?" —u/mazokugirl451 19."I went to two concerts in the last week." —u/whatifdog_wasoneofus 20."I can lie in bed all day if I'm sick." —u/ultrasagittarius 21."I watch cartoons because I want to, not because I have to." —u/LittleBraveButton 22."My only worry while flying is if I'm sitting near somebody else's kid." —u/ironwheatiez And finally, this heartfelt admission follwed by a hilarious response: 23."I just do whatever I want when I want. I just had cereal for a wee snack. Had a bath. Watching Big Brother. In the morning, I'll have enough money to go get coffee and breakfast. Then I can just go shopping or see friends after work. However, I'd love nothing more than to have a little one to get ready and love." —u/lidlbitalexis "You can rent one of mine."—u/lostinthewild07 What are your subtle or not-so-subtle signs that scream "I do not have children"? Tell me in the comments! Note: Some responses have been edited for length/clarity.
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05-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Buzz Feed
'There Are No Crumbs In My Car' — People Are Sharing The Subtle Signs That Someone Doesn't Have Kids, And These Are Hilariously Accurate
Having children is one of life's greatest joys. Buuuuut... becoming a parent definitely changes your life in some very notable ways. At a certain point, it becomes pretty easy to tell who has children and who doesn't just from the subtle (or not so subtle) ways people live their lives. 1. "I just binge-watched an entire TV show this past weekend, and I finish a book about every two weeks." 2. "I have white and cream colored furniture and knick-knacks around my house." 3. "There are no crumbs in my car." 4. "I don't know what/who Bluey is." 5. " Silence." 6. "I drive a two-seater." Stockbyte / Getty Images 7. "There's a bong on my coffee table." 8. "I baked my dog a quesadilla and served it to her on the deck." Curly_photo / Getty Images 9. "I'm drunk at Disney right now." 10. "My house is as clean after work as it was before work." 11. "We forgot it was Easter." Jacob Wackerhausen / Getty Images 12. "My husband and I have sex whenever we feel like it, in whichever room in the house we want. And we never have to keep it down." 13. "I get to enjoy quiet weekend mornings sipping on my coffee that's still hot." 14. "My wife and I travel multiple times a year on modest salaries." 15. "I eat whatever I want without having to sneak anything or explain it. I can cook whichever meal I like any night of the week, or I can cook nothing and pick at some cheese." 16. "I'm in my 30s and I still have to sit at the kid's table at Christmas." 17. "My spouse and I buy LEGOs for ourselves and build them over days or weeks, depending on the set." 18. "Want to see my giant Build-A-Bear Capybara plushie I bought after I got my new Totoro tattoo?" Asier Lopez / Getty Images 19. "I went to two concerts in the last week." Zamrznutitonovi / Getty Images 20. "I can lie in bed all day if I'm sick." Eggeeggjiew / Getty Images 21. "I watch cartoons because I want to, not because I have to." Skynesher / Getty Images 22. "My only worry while flying is if I'm sitting near somebody else's kid." 23. "I just do whatever I want when I want. I just had cereal for a wee snack. Had a bath. Watching Big Brother. In the morning, I'll have enough money to go get coffee and breakfast. Then I can just go shopping or see friends after work. However, I'd love nothing more than to have a little one to get ready and love." —u/ lidlbitalexis
