21-07-2025
Fantasy Premier League: Best and funniest fantasy football team names for 2025-26 season
It's that time again. Fantasy Premier League is upon us.
Redownload the app, it is well and truly back for a new season.
This term's version of the game has been set live by the Premier League, who had begun to tease players' prices earlier in the week.
Mohamed Salah, of course, is the most expensive player at an eye-watering £14.5million, while Erling Haaland comes in at £14m.
It is a London trident that tops the defenders price list, with Gabriel and William Saliba joining Marc Cucurella as the most valuable at £6m a pop.
Cole Palmer is priced at £10.5m, while Bukayo Saka sits at £10m.
However, the most important part of anyone's FPL team is the team name. Who will reign supreme with the best and most imaginative, and who will take the crown for the funniest?
If you're lacking inspiration, these might just help you out...
The Classics
Netflix and Chilwell
Stranger Mings
Krul Intentions
Yes, Ndidi
Neville Wears Prada
Curious Jorginho
Thomas The Frank Engine
Obi 1 Kenobi 0
Game Of Throw-ins
Better Call Saúl
Dolce and Lallana
Backstreet Moyes
Onana, What's My Name?
Deeney In A Bottle
Enter Shaqiri
Blink-1 Eto'o
Murder On Zidane's Floor
Gangsta's Allardyce
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
Kinder Mbeumo
Baines On Toast
Garnachos With Cheese
Chiellini Con Carne
Paqueta White Rice
Saka Potatoes
Who Ate All Depays?
Parmesan Belgrade
Dunk Those Busquets
Estupina Colada
2025-26 specials
AbraDubravka
Ait Nouri Geller
Ajer winning, Son?
Ake Breaky Heart
Baby Reijnders
Back of the Neto
Bacuna Mateta
Bad to the Bowen
Berge King
Blazinchenko Squad
Born in a Barnes
Botman and Robin
Bowen 747
Bowen Arrow
Boys In Dahoud
Brennan Jerry's
BrokebackMount10
Bruno Dos Tres
Calafiori Sunshine
Castagne Me Now
Cheesy Garnachos
Clyne of Duty
Cobra Kai Havertz
Come Digne With Mee
Comme Ci Konsa
Dango Unchained
Darwin Theory
DropItLikeIt'sSlot
Dunk and Disorderly
Endo Story
Exposed Areola
Eze Come, Eze Go
Fee Fi Foden
FeelsLikeSummerville
FullKrugMetalJacket
GvardiolsOfTheGalaxy
Haalandaise Sauce
Hakuna Mateta
Hall In One
Havertz Your Way
Hellmans Mainoonaise
High Faivre
HouseOfTheDragusin
I Love Lamp(tey)
I'm Yelling Timber
IncogNeto
IngsCanOnlyGetBetter
Kai Me A River
Kilman Me Softly
KudusToYou
Lil Eze Vert
Livin' Saliba Loca
Lord and Savio
Los Porro Hermanos
LoveTheWaySzoboszlai
Major League Saka
MattyCashInTheAttic
McGinn and Tonic
Men with Van De Ven
Mings of Power
Minteh Fresh
Mitomavirus
More Tea Vicario?
Nkunku Clock
Not Isakly Sure
Now I'm a Baleba
Øde Toilette
Omari Me
Palmer Violets
Paqueta Crisps
Pomegranate Malacia
Porro'd Time
Pro Evolution Saka
Raya Sunshine
Red Djed Redemption
Reece's Set Pieces
Rice Rice Bebe
Sarrgazing
Saving Private Raya
Seven Nation Arne
Shaw Thing
She Sells Lascelles
Shiver Me Timbers
Slot Machine
Son hits the sky
Sorry Nic Jackson
Soucek Mate
Sterling Silver
Szobosslads
Szoboszlai4aWhiteGuy
Targett Practice
Tarkowski and Hutch
McNeil Deal
The Konate Kid
TierneyOfEverything
Todibo Selector
Tuchel For School
Under My Cucurella
Uptown Dunk
Veiga Megadrive
WeDontTalkAboutBruno
WindBeneathMyMings
Ederson Volleys
Sonny and Schar
