22-07-2025
14 Sleep Solutions For Couples With Different Bedtimes
A set of reusable Loop earplugs that'll help muffle any sleep-disturbing noises because you still need silence for quality when your partner is doing some late-night gaming after their closing shift. Hey, everyone needs to decompress — even the nocturnal among us. And these are *not* your average one-size-fits-all, foam earplugs. Each pair comes with four sets of silicone ear tips in different sizes, so you can pick the best fit and enjoy a quiet rest that's actually comfortable, too.
Or some sleep headphones in the side-snoozer approved headband style if you prefer to drift into dreamland with some relaxing with the constant murmur of a Bob's Burgers marathon if you're anything like me. This headband has super low-profile speakers that won't dig into your ears, and it features an adjustable strap for maximum comfort.
A weighted sleep mask with deep-set eye divots that's basically a pair of blackout curtains for your eyes. The gentle pressure from the weights also feels AMAZING. Trust me, if your other half is prone to recklessly flipping light switches on in the middle of the ultra-cozy mask is going to feel like magic.
A pack of door-quieting cushions that are not just for the benefit of snoozing babies — they're here to help light-sleepers of all ages. When your partner (who has the sleep schedule of Count Orlok for some reason) finally comes to bed at dawn, you won't be disturbed by the *surprisingly* loud latch clicking. Just use the loops to attach it to any door and voilà — cohabitating with Nosferatu just got a whole lot easier.
An *actually* silent plug-in keyboard for the workaholic who's up answering emails and writing reports when the rest of the world prefers to your spouse who is trying to catch some Z's 10 feet away. A home office is a luxury, but working odd hours is a yeah, you might be click-clacking away on your keyboard in the bedroom at 1 a.m. This beauty is quiet, compact, AND has the added perk of fully adjustable backlighting.
A pack of motion-sensor lamps you'll want to get if you're the night owl who keeps tripping up the stairs trying to avoid waking your partner up by turning on the wretched Big Light. These little lamps have an adhesive backing that makes for an easy installation wherever you need an extra pocket of illumination. No need to push any buttons, either — they're battery-powered and will automatically switch off when you leave the sensor's range of motion.
A set of wireless TV-compatible headphones one reviewer is calling "a marriage saver." Now you can binge-watch Law & Order all night without your S.O. jolting awake with every "DUN DUN." These things are rechargeable, have built-in volume control, and can be used with most TVs due to the different connection options (yep, including Bluetooth). Oh, and they're less than half the price of TV Ears.
A fluffy body pillow that measures a whopping 4 and 1/2 feet in length — perfect for those of us who can't fall asleep without cuddling, but also realize that our partners might not be ready to tuck in at 7 p.m. 🥲
A noise machine because you're not trying to wake Sleeping Beauty with the chaotic symphony of you trying to make a grilled cheese at 2 a.m. This genius product will help muffle even the noisiest late-night chef with its reviewer-loved adjustable volume and 30 different gentle sounds to choose from. Plus, if you ever need a little bit of light, it's got one built right in with 12 dimmable, soothing settings.
An OG, no-nonsense Kindle for a night-time reading experience that doesn't involve turning on any lamps. Listen, when the LOML goes to bed, I'm lying down, if I'm not actually going to sleep for at least two more hours. 🙃
Or an adjustable reading light if physical books are more your vibe. This clip-on LED light has three color-tinted light modes (including amber, which is my fave for bedtime) with five different brightness settings — so you can fully customize the light output to your heart's desire.
A motion-sensor light for your toilet so you can *finally* use the en-suite in the dark and not have to worry about the ghost living in the bowl that has been after you since you were a kid. Oh, that's just me? I guess original experiences do exist. Well, at least your sleepy S.O. will be happy you didn't wake them up with the bathroom light!
A pack of sound-dampening washing machine pads It's midnight, and you forgot to do laundry again (and there are no more clean socks 😢). Rather than disrupting your partner's sleep with the cacophony of a spin cycle, just slide these under each corner of your washer to minimize the vibrations, and therefore, the noise.
And a pair of fleece slippers that reviewers are loving for their footstep-muffling abilities. Now you can finally sneak into bed without your clunky stride giving you away.
