11 hours ago
Onion Editors on Reddit IAMA
We are the editors of The Onion , America's Finest News Source.
We will be over at /r/IAMA answering your questions today beginning at 1:00 Eastern/12:00 Central to celebrate this week's release of our special issue sent to all 535 members of Congress at all of their 1,824 offices. We wrote this issue—and its front-page editorial—after deciding the average American is no longer worth writing for, given their total lack of power, financial resources, or knowledge about anything that matters. Instead, we've tailored this edition to the interests of federal lawmakers: Tax loopholes. Insider trading. Tips for avoiding constituents. Free subscriptions to Covenant Eyes.
You are welcome to ask us anything, be it about the Congress issue, the recently restored print edition, femurs, skulls, the third metatarsal, the relaunched Onion News Network, various vertebrae, or The Onion in general. You are also welcome to not ask us anything, but you will regret it for the rest of your life because, frankly, this is your best shot at doing anything that matters in your otherwise unimpactful life.
We will split up your questions and answer as many as we can, but if you don't receive an answer, just know that it's because your question was bad and you are an idiot.
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