5 days ago
28 Weird Products That Will Boost Your Serotonin
A Dracula garlic crusher because it's obnoxiously cute and can mince several cloves at once with a simple twist of his head. Now, you can quickly prep garlicky goodness that'll keep the vampires at bay. Well, all of them except this one!
A shaved sheep plushie so you can enjoy two smiling stuffies for the price of one since you can shear your new pet by unzipping its fuzzy-wuzzy jacket.
A meme-tastic Homer Simpson sponge holder with an included sponge if you, too, want to disappear into the shrubbery anytime someone mentions the pile of dishes languishing in your sink.
A silly spinning pill dispenser for organizing your daily vitamins and pills, with the added side effect of feeling like you're at a carnival spinning a fun-filled prize wheel. In this case, the prize is your prescription. Huzzah!
A set of cowboy straw toppers to bring the rodeo to your favorite tumbler while protecting your gaping straw hole from becoming the Wild, Wild West for bacteria.
A knitted inspirational potato that makes it basically impossible not to smile when you're in its positive, potatoey presence. You'll want to order extras for the next time you've got a down-in-the-dumps friend who could use a pick-me-up!
A textured NeeDoh gumdrop because this goo-filled sensory toy has the most delightful *squish,* a satisfying weight, and is magically not the type of sticky that picks up every fleck of dust in the tri-state area.
A nostalgic DoodleBob pen holder so your most cherished writing utensils (digital or analog) have an extra-special place to call home. Can anyone else hear his signature "Meyohimeyoi!" a little too vividly in your head, or is that just me?
A bag of freeze-dried Sour Skittles if you thought improving upon the rainbow treat was a mythical impossibility. Think again! Review after review praises this snack-tastic candy for its unmatched crunch and flavor. Just don't blame us if you can never go back to the regular kind after trying these.
A dimmable sad duck night-light for some deskside camaraderie on those days when life is beating you down. This little guy always gets it and will stay up to burn the midnight oil with ya.
A truly magical unicorn head squirrel feeder to turn any bad day into a LOL-worthy affair whenever you spot your yard's inhabitants stopping for a bite to eat.
A pack of Skin1004's zombie masks that'll deliver skin-tightening, fine line-reducing benefits at the small price of looking like an extra in The Walking Dead for 15 minutes. It'll just make the post-facial reveal that much more sweet!
A discreet cherry toilet brush because no one really wants their potty scrubber to be an obvious eyesore, do they?
A 1,000-piece pooping dogs puzzle if you share my gnarly fascination for puppers and their potty time stances and wouldn't mind spending a good couple of hours putting images of it together piece-by-piece.
A pair of wacky lobster slides for a wardrobe update that's shockingly comfy and too hilarious not to show off to the world. Maybe buy a bonus pair as a gift for your bestie. You wouldn't want to be ~shellfish~ now, would you?
A container of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust to bring some nostalgic pizzazz to your morning coffee or home-baked dessert with the unforgettable flavor of a cereal aisle icon. People will LOSE IT over your next batch of bake sale snickerdoodles.
A novelty blackhead remover toy that's a dream come true for skin pickers, hair pullers, and pimple popper fans alike. This portable pal is specifically designed to redirect fidgety fingers toward a habit that's less destructive but no less satisfying.
A metallic fishbone claw clip for a hair accessory that's truly unique, even if you're just one of a bajillion other humans rocking a clipped-up messy do on a sweltering hot day.
An extendable silicone straw that'll have you smashing your hydration goals without lifting a single finger, now that you can finally lie in bed without accidental spillage. This is what dreams are made of.
A LOL-worthy fruit-shaped cat cap so you can torture...I mean, dress up your favorite feline and fill your camera roll with the most spectacular photos to look back on when you need a reliable pick-me-up.
A pretty genius backseat dog zipline if you're not opposed to turning your backseat into a playland for your pup. Don't worry, it's not all fun and games. This allows your dog to navigate back and forth between windows while preventing them from making a dive for the front seat or leaping out the window at the first sight of a squirrel.
A pack of Magical Flames for spicing up your regular ol' campfire with a delightful dose of multicolored menagerie. Just drop the packet in and enjoy the show!
A set of giant googly eyes to turn any inanimate object into a little buddy capable of watching your every move. Jazz up your favorite lamp, or prank your co-worker by granting their stapler the gift of sight.
A hilarious bird-themed tea towel that injects your otherwise boring kitchen with a wicked sense of humor that says, "I can cook *and* make boob jokes."
A copy of Murdle, Volume 1, because reviewers rave about the book's engrossing murder mystery-themed logic puzzles, each challenging you to become a detective capable of deducing your way through lies and deceit. There's something for puzzlers of all skill levels with four difficulties to enjoy!
An absurdly cute felt pizza coaster set so you can protect your favorite pizza-eating surface with adorable miniature pies housed (appropriately) in a convincing delivery box complete with a wittle wooden paddle. 🥺
A heavy-duty animal escape ramp if you're tired of orchestrating regular rescue missions to save critters that have fallen in your pool. It's suitable for most backyard guests like frogs, turtles, small birds, and even chipmunks and rabbits!
A headband with protruding eyes to turn you into an alien? Snail? Shrimp? Who knows?! What I do know is that your daily skincare date with the bathroom mirror just got a heck of a lot cuter.
