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'Farmer wow': tanties, texts and the 'chills you get walking home alone at night'
Farmer Wow! The 'previously on' package has given me chills down my spine as Farmer Tom tells Georgie in the most monotone, expressionless way that he has "fallen head over heels" for her. And not romantic chills either, more like the chills you get when you're walking home alone at night and you sense someone is following you. I can only hope that his flat affect is setting the scene for another fantastic episode of Farmer Wants a Wife. I am pretty bummed out to realise I missed seeing Farmer Corey's family and friends interrogating those poor, unsuspecting women. I wonder if any of these people have worked for ASIO? Farmer Corey - The lack of self-awareness is astounding as Farmer Corey gloats that his friends and family are the best ones to pick the love of his life because 'they know why my past relationships haven't worked'. Maybe he would know the reason, too, if he were a little more present. - Keeley goes in for the old 'Spiderman-style' upside-down kiss, and then backs it up later with some over-the-shirt action by the fire. Good for you Keeley. - I can't believe we're this far along in the season and Corey still has a shocked look on his face every time a woman reminds him they live in another state and might not be able to move at the drop of an Akubra. - Turns out Corey is behind on his farm chores, so he rallies the women to get the harvest to town. Nothing like a bit of free labour to increase on-farm income, just don't tell the ATO. - Jadee final gets some screentime but all Corey can think about is when she's moving in. He has a mortgage to pay and he's keen to go halvesies ASAP. She signs the tentative shareholder agreement with a snog. Farmer Thomas - Taking a plane ride to get to know someone seems like the best way to deal with rejection if it doesn't work out. - Poor Clarette is begging for old mate to communicate with her, but getting a compliment out of Thomas seems to be harder than finding the bung in an algae-filled trough. - Nothing says romance like tartan and Primo Twiggy Sticks, and Rachel can't help but succumb to Thomas' charms. - Thomas lines the women up and lets them know that he has a 'fun day' planned for them. Which is what my dad used to say to me before he'd leave me down the back paddock to rip out old fence posts. Apparently, his heart needs to know who can change a tractor tyre. - Clarette is sneaking around the side verandah to get Farmer T's attention. The camera does a quick pan to his hand rubbing the bit between her lower back and upper bum before they have a big old smooch. Farmer Jack - Who the hell is this guy? - He's nervous, excited and optimistic: sounds like every farmer who's just seen rain on the BoM radar. - He's looking for a woman who is 'down to earth, has a good sense of humour and someone who loves the outdoors'. I feel like he just described the majority of the alas, let the speed-dating begin! - Gold Coast-based Hayley is ready to play out the 'popular girl falls for the outcast' trope in some sort of Superbad meets Sweet Home Alabama mashup. They admit to ignoring each other in high school, but the uplifting music is making me think she's already won. Only time will tell. - Jack is happy to hear that Monique, the brickie, is no stranger to hard work, and it's starting to feel like these farmers are all just looking for a lackey. - After some consultation with the producer, he chose Sarah, Hayley, Olivia, and Monique. - Sarah gets to go back to the farm before the other women arrive, giving her a 24-hour advantage. - Jack takes Sarah out the back door to let her know that everything the light touches could be hers one day, and generously lets her name a few cows to show how serious he is. They reckon there would be some drama in this episode, and it's about blooming time. Farmer Jack: Back at the farm, new 10-year-old Farmer Jack attempts to master the smoulder as he wanders amongst his cows. Unfortunately, it comes across more as a lost primary school student considering a future of petty crime. - A carload of women yelling 'look at those bulls!' turns up. I just need to note toddler farmer Jack's bull is called Sponge Bob. - He says it's not a deal breaker if they can't work on the farm. He then gives them the crappiest job possible on a dairy - cleaning the milking shed. He makes Hayley shove her arm down a drain and pull out handfuls of poo. - The toddler takes his girls go-karting. GO-KARTING. They pull on hair nets and bore around. Sarah has a meltdown because she drives a go-kart like an 87-year-old woman trying to unwrap a barley sugar. - Meanwhile, the toddler and whoever was in his cart can't hear each other. This is how the conversation went: Him: I'm in primary school. Her: I like you toooo! Him: I look like a hobbit. Her: Thank you. My mum gave it to me. - After her crap driving, Sarah attaches herself to Bilbo Baggins, and incessantly rubs his nipple. - All the girls are staying in his play pen. Farmer Corey: - Corey and his girls go to play touch football - seeing five people attempt to play touch is like watching a goat trying to extract its head from a bucket. - Annie is cranky as a newly-spayed cow, and forces Corey into a conversation where she declares her worth. "I KNOW I'M A CATCHHHHH!'. She is so humble. - The whole of Biloela - so 10 people - turn out to watch them play the local team, who appear to be children. The farmer team shows the practice session earlier did not pay off. Farmer Corey doesn't pass the ball to Annie, so she's filthy. - That night at dinner, Annie chucks a tanty because she reckons Keeley is sneaking off to Corey's bed at night. They hiss at each other over the table, and when he returns to tears and scowls, Detective Corey senses there's drama. Keeley and Corey say nothing went on, Annie runs off crying, decides to break up with Corey before he dumps her, and leaves. Farmer Thomas: - Thomas' girls head to the coast on a perfect beach day - windy and gloomy. Thanks again, BoM. Clarette is sticky as a tick in the tropics, and gets the poos when other girls want to see their boyfriend. - But back at the farm, more poop is brewing than in Farmer Jack's dairy drain. Thomas got a text from Claire - you know the girl who left weeks ago? The girls are fuming like a shearer who turns up to full sheep. Farmer Thomas is very respectful towards Claire. "She's dead to me," he declares. He admits he sent Claire a photo of a tractor. Clarette does not want the tractor compromised. - Thomas sends a text to Claire to tell her to bugger off. He then gets cranky with the cameras following him - on a REALITY TV SHOW. Clarette wants to see the messages - there's more there than EBVs for a top-selling bull. He admits to flirting and Clarette calls him names that we got our mouths washed out with soap for. Thomas has had enough - and does a big burn-out in the dirt in the ute and drives away. We're so glad the production crew thought to include the sound of tyres screeching on bitumen for this scene. Farmer Wow! The 'previously on' package has given me chills down my spine as Farmer Tom tells Georgie in the most monotone, expressionless way that he has "fallen head over heels" for her. And not romantic chills either, more like the chills you get when you're walking home alone at night and you sense someone is following you. I can only hope that his flat affect is setting the scene for another fantastic episode of Farmer Wants a Wife. I am pretty bummed out to realise I missed seeing Farmer Corey's family and friends interrogating those poor, unsuspecting women. I wonder if any of these people have worked for ASIO? Farmer Corey - The lack of self-awareness is astounding as Farmer Corey gloats that his friends and family are the best ones to pick the love of his life because 'they know why my past relationships haven't worked'. Maybe he would know the reason, too, if he were a little more present. - Keeley goes in for the old 'Spiderman-style' upside-down kiss, and then backs it up later with some over-the-shirt action by the fire. Good for you Keeley. - I can't believe we're this far along in the season and Corey still has a shocked look on his face every time a woman reminds him they live in another state and might not be able to move at the drop of an Akubra. - Turns out Corey is behind on his farm chores, so he rallies the women to get the harvest to town. Nothing like a bit of free labour to increase on-farm income, just don't tell the ATO. - Jadee final gets some screentime but all Corey can think about is when she's moving in. He has a mortgage to pay and he's keen to go halvesies ASAP. She signs the tentative shareholder agreement with a snog. Farmer Thomas - Taking a plane ride to get to know someone seems like the best way to deal with rejection if it doesn't work out. - Poor Clarette is begging for old mate to communicate with her, but getting a compliment out of Thomas seems to be harder than finding the bung in an algae-filled trough. - Nothing says romance like tartan and Primo Twiggy Sticks, and Rachel can't help but succumb to Thomas' charms. - Thomas lines the women up and lets them know that he has a 'fun day' planned for them. Which is what my dad used to say to me before he'd leave me down the back paddock to rip out old fence posts. Apparently, his heart needs to know who can change a tractor tyre. - Clarette is sneaking around the side verandah to get Farmer T's attention. The camera does a quick pan to his hand rubbing the bit between her lower back and upper bum before they have a big old smooch. Farmer Jack - Who the hell is this guy? - He's nervous, excited and optimistic: sounds like every farmer who's just seen rain on the BoM radar. - He's looking for a woman who is 'down to earth, has a good sense of humour and someone who loves the outdoors'. I feel like he just described the majority of the alas, let the speed-dating begin! - Gold Coast-based Hayley is ready to play out the 'popular girl falls for the outcast' trope in some sort of Superbad meets Sweet Home Alabama mashup. They admit to ignoring each other in high school, but the uplifting music is making me think she's already won. Only time will tell. - Jack is happy to hear that Monique, the brickie, is no stranger to hard work, and it's starting to feel like these farmers are all just looking for a lackey. - After some consultation with the producer, he chose Sarah, Hayley, Olivia, and Monique. - Sarah gets to go back to the farm before the other women arrive, giving her a 24-hour advantage. - Jack takes Sarah out the back door to let her know that everything the light touches could be hers one day, and generously lets her name a few cows to show how serious he is. They reckon there would be some drama in this episode, and it's about blooming time. Farmer Jack: Back at the farm, new 10-year-old Farmer Jack attempts to master the smoulder as he wanders amongst his cows. Unfortunately, it comes across more as a lost primary school student considering a future of petty crime. - A carload of women yelling 'look at those bulls!' turns up. I just need to note toddler farmer Jack's bull is called Sponge Bob. - He says it's not a deal breaker if they can't work on the farm. He then gives them the crappiest job possible on a dairy - cleaning the milking shed. He makes Hayley shove her arm down a drain and pull out handfuls of poo. - The toddler takes his girls go-karting. GO-KARTING. They pull on hair nets and bore around. Sarah has a meltdown because she drives a go-kart like an 87-year-old woman trying to unwrap a barley sugar. - Meanwhile, the toddler and whoever was in his cart can't hear each other. This is how the conversation went: Him: I'm in primary school. Her: I like you toooo! Him: I look like a hobbit. Her: Thank you. My mum gave it to me. - After her crap driving, Sarah attaches herself to Bilbo Baggins, and incessantly rubs his nipple. - All the girls are staying in his play pen. Farmer Corey: - Corey and his girls go to play touch football - seeing five people attempt to play touch is like watching a goat trying to extract its head from a bucket. - Annie is cranky as a newly-spayed cow, and forces Corey into a conversation where she declares her worth. "I KNOW I'M A CATCHHHHH!'. She is so humble. - The whole of Biloela - so 10 people - turn out to watch them play the local team, who appear to be children. The farmer team shows the practice session earlier did not pay off. Farmer Corey doesn't pass the ball to Annie, so she's filthy. - That night at dinner, Annie chucks a tanty because she reckons Keeley is sneaking off to Corey's bed at night. They hiss at each other over the table, and when he returns to tears and scowls, Detective Corey senses there's drama. Keeley and Corey say nothing went on, Annie runs off crying, decides to break up with Corey before he dumps her, and leaves. Farmer Thomas: - Thomas' girls head to the coast on a perfect beach day - windy and gloomy. Thanks again, BoM. Clarette is sticky as a tick in the tropics, and gets the poos when other girls want to see their boyfriend. - But back at the farm, more poop is brewing than in Farmer Jack's dairy drain. Thomas got a text from Claire - you know the girl who left weeks ago? The girls are fuming like a shearer who turns up to full sheep. Farmer Thomas is very respectful towards Claire. "She's dead to me," he declares. He admits he sent Claire a photo of a tractor. Clarette does not want the tractor compromised. - Thomas sends a text to Claire to tell her to bugger off. He then gets cranky with the cameras following him - on a REALITY TV SHOW. Clarette wants to see the messages - there's more there than EBVs for a top-selling bull. He admits to flirting and Clarette calls him names that we got our mouths washed out with soap for. Thomas has had enough - and does a big burn-out in the dirt in the ute and drives away. We're so glad the production crew thought to include the sound of tyres screeching on bitumen for this scene. Farmer Wow! The 'previously on' package has given me chills down my spine as Farmer Tom tells Georgie in the most monotone, expressionless way that he has "fallen head over heels" for her. And not romantic chills either, more like the chills you get when you're walking home alone at night and you sense someone is following you. I can only hope that his flat affect is setting the scene for another fantastic episode of Farmer Wants a Wife. I am pretty bummed out to realise I missed seeing Farmer Corey's family and friends interrogating those poor, unsuspecting women. I wonder if any of these people have worked for ASIO? Farmer Corey - The lack of self-awareness is astounding as Farmer Corey gloats that his friends and family are the best ones to pick the love of his life because 'they know why my past relationships haven't worked'. Maybe he would know the reason, too, if he were a little more present. - Keeley goes in for the old 'Spiderman-style' upside-down kiss, and then backs it up later with some over-the-shirt action by the fire. Good for you Keeley. - I can't believe we're this far along in the season and Corey still has a shocked look on his face every time a woman reminds him they live in another state and might not be able to move at the drop of an Akubra. - Turns out Corey is behind on his farm chores, so he rallies the women to get the harvest to town. Nothing like a bit of free labour to increase on-farm income, just don't tell the ATO. - Jadee final gets some screentime but all Corey can think about is when she's moving in. He has a mortgage to pay and he's keen to go halvesies ASAP. She signs the tentative shareholder agreement with a snog. Farmer Thomas - Taking a plane ride to get to know someone seems like the best way to deal with rejection if it doesn't work out. - Poor Clarette is begging for old mate to communicate with her, but getting a compliment out of Thomas seems to be harder than finding the bung in an algae-filled trough. - Nothing says romance like tartan and Primo Twiggy Sticks, and Rachel can't help but succumb to Thomas' charms. - Thomas lines the women up and lets them know that he has a 'fun day' planned for them. Which is what my dad used to say to me before he'd leave me down the back paddock to rip out old fence posts. Apparently, his heart needs to know who can change a tractor tyre. - Clarette is sneaking around the side verandah to get Farmer T's attention. The camera does a quick pan to his hand rubbing the bit between her lower back and upper bum before they have a big old smooch. Farmer Jack - Who the hell is this guy? - He's nervous, excited and optimistic: sounds like every farmer who's just seen rain on the BoM radar. - He's looking for a woman who is 'down to earth, has a good sense of humour and someone who loves the outdoors'. I feel like he just described the majority of the alas, let the speed-dating begin! - Gold Coast-based Hayley is ready to play out the 'popular girl falls for the outcast' trope in some sort of Superbad meets Sweet Home Alabama mashup. They admit to ignoring each other in high school, but the uplifting music is making me think she's already won. Only time will tell. - Jack is happy to hear that Monique, the brickie, is no stranger to hard work, and it's starting to feel like these farmers are all just looking for a lackey. - After some consultation with the producer, he chose Sarah, Hayley, Olivia, and Monique. - Sarah gets to go back to the farm before the other women arrive, giving her a 24-hour advantage. - Jack takes Sarah out the back door to let her know that everything the light touches could be hers one day, and generously lets her name a few cows to show how serious he is. They reckon there would be some drama in this episode, and it's about blooming time. Farmer Jack: Back at the farm, new 10-year-old Farmer Jack attempts to master the smoulder as he wanders amongst his cows. Unfortunately, it comes across more as a lost primary school student considering a future of petty crime. - A carload of women yelling 'look at those bulls!' turns up. I just need to note toddler farmer Jack's bull is called Sponge Bob. - He says it's not a deal breaker if they can't work on the farm. He then gives them the crappiest job possible on a dairy - cleaning the milking shed. He makes Hayley shove her arm down a drain and pull out handfuls of poo. - The toddler takes his girls go-karting. GO-KARTING. They pull on hair nets and bore around. Sarah has a meltdown because she drives a go-kart like an 87-year-old woman trying to unwrap a barley sugar. - Meanwhile, the toddler and whoever was in his cart can't hear each other. This is how the conversation went: Him: I'm in primary school. Her: I like you toooo! Him: I look like a hobbit. Her: Thank you. My mum gave it to me. - After her crap driving, Sarah attaches herself to Bilbo Baggins, and incessantly rubs his nipple. - All the girls are staying in his play pen. Farmer Corey: - Corey and his girls go to play touch football - seeing five people attempt to play touch is like watching a goat trying to extract its head from a bucket. - Annie is cranky as a newly-spayed cow, and forces Corey into a conversation where she declares her worth. "I KNOW I'M A CATCHHHHH!'. She is so humble. - The whole of Biloela - so 10 people - turn out to watch them play the local team, who appear to be children. The farmer team shows the practice session earlier did not pay off. Farmer Corey doesn't pass the ball to Annie, so she's filthy. - That night at dinner, Annie chucks a tanty because she reckons Keeley is sneaking off to Corey's bed at night. They hiss at each other over the table, and when he returns to tears and scowls, Detective Corey senses there's drama. Keeley and Corey say nothing went on, Annie runs off crying, decides to break up with Corey before he dumps her, and leaves. Farmer Thomas: - Thomas' girls head to the coast on a perfect beach day - windy and gloomy. Thanks again, BoM. Clarette is sticky as a tick in the tropics, and gets the poos when other girls want to see their boyfriend. - But back at the farm, more poop is brewing than in Farmer Jack's dairy drain. Thomas got a text from Claire - you know the girl who left weeks ago? The girls are fuming like a shearer who turns up to full sheep. Farmer Thomas is very respectful towards Claire. "She's dead to me," he declares. He admits he sent Claire a photo of a tractor. Clarette does not want the tractor compromised. - Thomas sends a text to Claire to tell her to bugger off. He then gets cranky with the cameras following him - on a REALITY TV SHOW. Clarette wants to see the messages - there's more there than EBVs for a top-selling bull. He admits to flirting and Clarette calls him names that we got our mouths washed out with soap for. Thomas has had enough - and does a big burn-out in the dirt in the ute and drives away. We're so glad the production crew thought to include the sound of tyres screeching on bitumen for this scene. Farmer Wow! The 'previously on' package has given me chills down my spine as Farmer Tom tells Georgie in the most monotone, expressionless way that he has "fallen head over heels" for her. And not romantic chills either, more like the chills you get when you're walking home alone at night and you sense someone is following you. I can only hope that his flat affect is setting the scene for another fantastic episode of Farmer Wants a Wife. I am pretty bummed out to realise I missed seeing Farmer Corey's family and friends interrogating those poor, unsuspecting women. I wonder if any of these people have worked for ASIO? Farmer Corey - The lack of self-awareness is astounding as Farmer Corey gloats that his friends and family are the best ones to pick the love of his life because 'they know why my past relationships haven't worked'. Maybe he would know the reason, too, if he were a little more present. - Keeley goes in for the old 'Spiderman-style' upside-down kiss, and then backs it up later with some over-the-shirt action by the fire. Good for you Keeley. - I can't believe we're this far along in the season and Corey still has a shocked look on his face every time a woman reminds him they live in another state and might not be able to move at the drop of an Akubra. - Turns out Corey is behind on his farm chores, so he rallies the women to get the harvest to town. Nothing like a bit of free labour to increase on-farm income, just don't tell the ATO. - Jadee final gets some screentime but all Corey can think about is when she's moving in. He has a mortgage to pay and he's keen to go halvesies ASAP. She signs the tentative shareholder agreement with a snog. Farmer Thomas - Taking a plane ride to get to know someone seems like the best way to deal with rejection if it doesn't work out. - Poor Clarette is begging for old mate to communicate with her, but getting a compliment out of Thomas seems to be harder than finding the bung in an algae-filled trough. - Nothing says romance like tartan and Primo Twiggy Sticks, and Rachel can't help but succumb to Thomas' charms. - Thomas lines the women up and lets them know that he has a 'fun day' planned for them. Which is what my dad used to say to me before he'd leave me down the back paddock to rip out old fence posts. Apparently, his heart needs to know who can change a tractor tyre. - Clarette is sneaking around the side verandah to get Farmer T's attention. The camera does a quick pan to his hand rubbing the bit between her lower back and upper bum before they have a big old smooch. Farmer Jack - Who the hell is this guy? - He's nervous, excited and optimistic: sounds like every farmer who's just seen rain on the BoM radar. - He's looking for a woman who is 'down to earth, has a good sense of humour and someone who loves the outdoors'. I feel like he just described the majority of the alas, let the speed-dating begin! - Gold Coast-based Hayley is ready to play out the 'popular girl falls for the outcast' trope in some sort of Superbad meets Sweet Home Alabama mashup. They admit to ignoring each other in high school, but the uplifting music is making me think she's already won. Only time will tell. - Jack is happy to hear that Monique, the brickie, is no stranger to hard work, and it's starting to feel like these farmers are all just looking for a lackey. - After some consultation with the producer, he chose Sarah, Hayley, Olivia, and Monique. - Sarah gets to go back to the farm before the other women arrive, giving her a 24-hour advantage. - Jack takes Sarah out the back door to let her know that everything the light touches could be hers one day, and generously lets her name a few cows to show how serious he is. They reckon there would be some drama in this episode, and it's about blooming time. Farmer Jack: Back at the farm, new 10-year-old Farmer Jack attempts to master the smoulder as he wanders amongst his cows. Unfortunately, it comes across more as a lost primary school student considering a future of petty crime. - A carload of women yelling 'look at those bulls!' turns up. I just need to note toddler farmer Jack's bull is called Sponge Bob. - He says it's not a deal breaker if they can't work on the farm. He then gives them the crappiest job possible on a dairy - cleaning the milking shed. He makes Hayley shove her arm down a drain and pull out handfuls of poo. - The toddler takes his girls go-karting. GO-KARTING. They pull on hair nets and bore around. Sarah has a meltdown because she drives a go-kart like an 87-year-old woman trying to unwrap a barley sugar. - Meanwhile, the toddler and whoever was in his cart can't hear each other. This is how the conversation went: Him: I'm in primary school. Her: I like you toooo! Him: I look like a hobbit. Her: Thank you. My mum gave it to me. - After her crap driving, Sarah attaches herself to Bilbo Baggins, and incessantly rubs his nipple. - All the girls are staying in his play pen. Farmer Corey: - Corey and his girls go to play touch football - seeing five people attempt to play touch is like watching a goat trying to extract its head from a bucket. - Annie is cranky as a newly-spayed cow, and forces Corey into a conversation where she declares her worth. "I KNOW I'M A CATCHHHHH!'. She is so humble. - The whole of Biloela - so 10 people - turn out to watch them play the local team, who appear to be children. The farmer team shows the practice session earlier did not pay off. Farmer Corey doesn't pass the ball to Annie, so she's filthy. - That night at dinner, Annie chucks a tanty because she reckons Keeley is sneaking off to Corey's bed at night. They hiss at each other over the table, and when he returns to tears and scowls, Detective Corey senses there's drama. Keeley and Corey say nothing went on, Annie runs off crying, decides to break up with Corey before he dumps her, and leaves. Farmer Thomas: - Thomas' girls head to the coast on a perfect beach day - windy and gloomy. Thanks again, BoM. Clarette is sticky as a tick in the tropics, and gets the poos when other girls want to see their boyfriend. - But back at the farm, more poop is brewing than in Farmer Jack's dairy drain. Thomas got a text from Claire - you know the girl who left weeks ago? The girls are fuming like a shearer who turns up to full sheep. Farmer Thomas is very respectful towards Claire. "She's dead to me," he declares. He admits he sent Claire a photo of a tractor. Clarette does not want the tractor compromised. - Thomas sends a text to Claire to tell her to bugger off. He then gets cranky with the cameras following him - on a REALITY TV SHOW. Clarette wants to see the messages - there's more there than EBVs for a top-selling bull. He admits to flirting and Clarette calls him names that we got our mouths washed out with soap for. Thomas has had enough - and does a big burn-out in the dirt in the ute and drives away. We're so glad the production crew thought to include the sound of tyres screeching on bitumen for this scene.
USA Today
23-05-2025
- Entertainment
- USA Today
Who won 'Farmer Wants a Wife' 2025? A look at who's still together
Who won 'Farmer Wants a Wife' 2025? A look at who's still together Show Caption Hide Caption Jesse Palmer reveals Mel Owens as the next 'Golden Bachelor' Former NFL player Mel Owens, a dad to two sons, was introduced as the Season 2 "Golden Bachelor" at a Hulu event in Los Angeles on April 22. Entertain This Warning: Spoilers from the season finale of Fox's "Farmer Wants a Wife" Season 3 ahead. From their attire to their values, Karina Sabol looked like the perfect match for Farmer Jay during the Season 3 finale of "Farmer Wants a Wife." In fact, at the end of the first hour, following a successful family visit, it appeared Sabol and Farmer Jay might very well end up together. This is perhaps why some viewers were surprised when Sabol did not become the farmer's final choice. Sabol, an operations manager from Madison with an athletic background that bonded her with the show's lead, entered the finale of the Fox reality show as one of two women left on Farmer Jay Woods' Alabama farm. The former college gymnast's parents and sister met Woods and his parents in the first hour – fellow finalist Grace Clark met his family during last week's episode. As the episode wound up to its climactic conclusion, Woods and the three other farmers on the show made their selections – and, despite their seeming synchronicity, Sabol got the boot in favor of Clark. The show's concept revolves around the farmer finding a wife, however, there were no proposals at the end of the episode, and whether anything long-term comes from the relationships is yet to be determined. Who won 'Farmer Wants a Wife' Season 3? Woods, a former college football player who now operates his family farm in Florence, Alabama, picked Clark, a 23-year-old nanny from Washington, as his supposed bride-to-be. The spark between Woods and Clark was on display from the very first episode when he chose her for his inaugural solo date. Now, weeks later, he selected her again, this time to be the winner. But first, he had to say goodbye to Sabol. Woods opened by saying that while she made the experience great for him, when listening to his heart, his connection with Clark was at a different level. Sabol, clearly disappointed, told Woods that their relationship was more of a "slower burn," and that she was happy for him. "I'm sad," she said. "We had a connection. I tend to foolishly love, and I may have done that. It has to be a two-way street, and it wasn't for us." When it was time for Woods to confess his love to Clark, he told her he envisioned a future together, noting that their birthdays were just a few days apart and their faith had brought them together. "I believe there are many signs that tell me this is my person, the stars really align," he said. "I would love if you want to continue to build this relationship, with a potential for me to fall in love with you." After the two embraced, Woods also gifted Clark a puppy, later telling producers: "I think Grace is the love of my life." 'Farmer Wants a Wife' full winners list As for the other farmers, here's a rundown on who they picked: Farmer Colton chose Zoe Green over Keeley Goldberg Farmer John chose Claire Dirette over Lily Ayres Farmer Matt chose Chelsi Davis over Jordyn Mallory Who is still together on 'Farmer Wants a Wife' Season 3? It's not clear based on the season finale if any of the couples are still together. Filming for this season took place in fall 2024.
Time Out
22-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Time Out
Hollywood Hoedown
Ovation Hollywood is going country during this Memorial Day weekend bash, with live music from Jason & Jules and beginner-friendly line dancing courtesy of Urban Bootscoot. Refuel with bites from Dave & Buster's and cocktails from NEFT Vodka while you browse goods from local vendors (think permanent jewelry and trucker hats). If you're looking for love, you can even do-si-do over to the Singles Station and live out your Farmer Wants a Wife dreams with matchmaking and a silent date auction.
The Advertiser
21-05-2025
- Entertainment
- The Advertiser
Farmer Wants a Wife who Won't Dump You Like a Bad Habit as the Nationals Did
Farmer Wants a Wife is getting towards its climax, which is a relative term when it comes to this mob. In the reverse truths of today's television, a climax means things are slowed even further down to wring each bit of drama out of the final. Gone are the fun farm games like "will the beauty salon owner get killed by the merino stampede" and it's all about words. But it's no match for Farmer Tom, who hasn't said much all series but like a Bond villain has finished stroking his sheep and sprung into action. Tom packed off two suitors last episode and has told the producers they'd better wrap this thing up because he's sick of pretending there's anyone else for him. It's Georgie, it's always been Georgie. Vontae Mack no matter what. Mady and Emily left rather suddenly, and immediately Georgie and Eliza grabbed their deposed rivals' half-finished wine glasses. Looks like there might be some Wollongong people on this season after all. Up in Queensland Farmer Corey the Pasher is taking his warring suitors to meet his mates to see - in his words - who fits in best with the group. We laugh about how this is a bit off, but then Corey doubles down: the mates get to choose which woman gets to go on a date. With the farmer, not the mates. Don't laugh, I'm sure it was spitballed. These women have watched the object of their affection get it on with their housemates, all while sinking further into "does she like her more than me? Does he like her more than me?", and somehow stayed afloat. But now these blokes at the pub have been handed power over their chances with Corey, whether they might win his hand, their happily ever after. And Keely, Chloe and the other one have to keep smiling or the mates might not like you. To their credit the mates pick Keely - not Chloe, who is clearly a planted villain. We leave this sickness in Queensland and rejoin farmer Thomas, who is about to have his cojones absolutely rompered by Clarette because his friends picked Rachel instead. We saw him shitting himself last night when she wanted answers after he was asked what was gtood about their relationship, and was unable to say. Their life together looks like it has fallen into a nice pattern already. Thomas has seen relationships like this before but thinks this feeling, like they've been together for 50 years, is a good thing. Back to Tom. He wraps the family visit show and the final announcement show into the one episode, but the show is about to turn this honest man into a liar. "He's been swept away by two incredible women," lies host Nat Gruzlewski. Tom's superhero is Captain Obvious. When they went to the ferris wheel he said "there's a ferris wheel", as if anyone standing before a ferris wheel would need to have it pointed out. But he had stayed honest until this point. Past tense, that is: he's fallen from his high merino and is uttering some nonsense about liking both Georgie and Eliza. "Either one would make a perfect wife," he says. "They both have good qualities." He's dead inside. Georgie is at it too, saying "Geelong is such a beautiful place" quite a few times. "Geelong is beautiful." For what, Tom, FOR WHAT?? He's burned his dignity in a half-arsed attempt to make half of one episode slightly more unpredictable. John Proctor, another well-known farmer, died before giving up his good name, but here's Tom just throwing away his integrity like it's sheep dags. It doesn't work, of course. Anyone who had any doubt Tom and Georgie would end up together was disabused of their silliness in Episode 9. Have a look at the way Tom is tickling Georgie's shoulder while they talk it out in the back of the ute as you do. That's not something you'd do to a suitor who's only been kept around to aid the pretence this was a live rubber, like some kind of relationship beard to fool the credulous. Speaking of whom, Eliza finally stops looking like she's about to cry and starts to cry. She gets over it. Off to another ad break, for one of the lotteries. "Have fun and play responsibly," a sign says. Yes, Channel 7 has managed to find a way to sneak a gambling plug - it's fun! - into the mandatory addiction warning. Bob Jane says buy three tyres and get one free but I'm not falling for that. Why would I only buy three tyres? Think I'm stupid? Here we are at the end. Georgie arrives in a Ford because, you know, Geelong. Tom declares his love and they seem like genuine people who are really happy. It's quite lovely. He's fine with her plan to stay in Geelong for a while, then maybe a place in Wagga Wagga near Tom's farm, as they take it slow. There's no way she's moving straight back to the farm, the scene of the past month's torture as everyone played a game of "does he like her more than me" and lost their minds. She's seen enough of the insides of those walls for this decade. Farmer Wants a Wife screens on Channel 7 at 7.30pm Monday and Tuesday, and streams on 7plus. Episode 6: Farmer Wants a Wife bombshell leaves us asking: WTF was that? Episode 7: Farmer and Wife contenders strip off before new flock sets pulses racing Episode 8: Farmer Wants a Wife to live in a horror movie disguised as a hostage drama Episode 9: Farmer Wants a Chatbot to Teach Him How to Talk Good to Women * This is a recap of a TV dating show for entertainment purposes. Some of the assertions are not strictly true. Some are not even close to being true. You should not rely on this piece or its contents for relationship advice, how to vote, or family planning decisions. Farmer Wants a Wife is getting towards its climax, which is a relative term when it comes to this mob. In the reverse truths of today's television, a climax means things are slowed even further down to wring each bit of drama out of the final. Gone are the fun farm games like "will the beauty salon owner get killed by the merino stampede" and it's all about words. But it's no match for Farmer Tom, who hasn't said much all series but like a Bond villain has finished stroking his sheep and sprung into action. Tom packed off two suitors last episode and has told the producers they'd better wrap this thing up because he's sick of pretending there's anyone else for him. It's Georgie, it's always been Georgie. Vontae Mack no matter what. Mady and Emily left rather suddenly, and immediately Georgie and Eliza grabbed their deposed rivals' half-finished wine glasses. Looks like there might be some Wollongong people on this season after all. Up in Queensland Farmer Corey the Pasher is taking his warring suitors to meet his mates to see - in his words - who fits in best with the group. We laugh about how this is a bit off, but then Corey doubles down: the mates get to choose which woman gets to go on a date. With the farmer, not the mates. Don't laugh, I'm sure it was spitballed. These women have watched the object of their affection get it on with their housemates, all while sinking further into "does she like her more than me? Does he like her more than me?", and somehow stayed afloat. But now these blokes at the pub have been handed power over their chances with Corey, whether they might win his hand, their happily ever after. And Keely, Chloe and the other one have to keep smiling or the mates might not like you. To their credit the mates pick Keely - not Chloe, who is clearly a planted villain. We leave this sickness in Queensland and rejoin farmer Thomas, who is about to have his cojones absolutely rompered by Clarette because his friends picked Rachel instead. We saw him shitting himself last night when she wanted answers after he was asked what was gtood about their relationship, and was unable to say. Their life together looks like it has fallen into a nice pattern already. Thomas has seen relationships like this before but thinks this feeling, like they've been together for 50 years, is a good thing. Back to Tom. He wraps the family visit show and the final announcement show into the one episode, but the show is about to turn this honest man into a liar. "He's been swept away by two incredible women," lies host Nat Gruzlewski. Tom's superhero is Captain Obvious. When they went to the ferris wheel he said "there's a ferris wheel", as if anyone standing before a ferris wheel would need to have it pointed out. But he had stayed honest until this point. Past tense, that is: he's fallen from his high merino and is uttering some nonsense about liking both Georgie and Eliza. "Either one would make a perfect wife," he says. "They both have good qualities." He's dead inside. Georgie is at it too, saying "Geelong is such a beautiful place" quite a few times. "Geelong is beautiful." For what, Tom, FOR WHAT?? He's burned his dignity in a half-arsed attempt to make half of one episode slightly more unpredictable. John Proctor, another well-known farmer, died before giving up his good name, but here's Tom just throwing away his integrity like it's sheep dags. It doesn't work, of course. Anyone who had any doubt Tom and Georgie would end up together was disabused of their silliness in Episode 9. Have a look at the way Tom is tickling Georgie's shoulder while they talk it out in the back of the ute as you do. That's not something you'd do to a suitor who's only been kept around to aid the pretence this was a live rubber, like some kind of relationship beard to fool the credulous. Speaking of whom, Eliza finally stops looking like she's about to cry and starts to cry. She gets over it. Off to another ad break, for one of the lotteries. "Have fun and play responsibly," a sign says. Yes, Channel 7 has managed to find a way to sneak a gambling plug - it's fun! - into the mandatory addiction warning. Bob Jane says buy three tyres and get one free but I'm not falling for that. Why would I only buy three tyres? Think I'm stupid? Here we are at the end. Georgie arrives in a Ford because, you know, Geelong. Tom declares his love and they seem like genuine people who are really happy. It's quite lovely. He's fine with her plan to stay in Geelong for a while, then maybe a place in Wagga Wagga near Tom's farm, as they take it slow. There's no way she's moving straight back to the farm, the scene of the past month's torture as everyone played a game of "does he like her more than me" and lost their minds. She's seen enough of the insides of those walls for this decade. Farmer Wants a Wife screens on Channel 7 at 7.30pm Monday and Tuesday, and streams on 7plus. Episode 6: Farmer Wants a Wife bombshell leaves us asking: WTF was that? Episode 7: Farmer and Wife contenders strip off before new flock sets pulses racing Episode 8: Farmer Wants a Wife to live in a horror movie disguised as a hostage drama Episode 9: Farmer Wants a Chatbot to Teach Him How to Talk Good to Women * This is a recap of a TV dating show for entertainment purposes. Some of the assertions are not strictly true. Some are not even close to being true. You should not rely on this piece or its contents for relationship advice, how to vote, or family planning decisions. Farmer Wants a Wife is getting towards its climax, which is a relative term when it comes to this mob. In the reverse truths of today's television, a climax means things are slowed even further down to wring each bit of drama out of the final. Gone are the fun farm games like "will the beauty salon owner get killed by the merino stampede" and it's all about words. But it's no match for Farmer Tom, who hasn't said much all series but like a Bond villain has finished stroking his sheep and sprung into action. Tom packed off two suitors last episode and has told the producers they'd better wrap this thing up because he's sick of pretending there's anyone else for him. It's Georgie, it's always been Georgie. Vontae Mack no matter what. Mady and Emily left rather suddenly, and immediately Georgie and Eliza grabbed their deposed rivals' half-finished wine glasses. Looks like there might be some Wollongong people on this season after all. Up in Queensland Farmer Corey the Pasher is taking his warring suitors to meet his mates to see - in his words - who fits in best with the group. We laugh about how this is a bit off, but then Corey doubles down: the mates get to choose which woman gets to go on a date. With the farmer, not the mates. Don't laugh, I'm sure it was spitballed. These women have watched the object of their affection get it on with their housemates, all while sinking further into "does she like her more than me? Does he like her more than me?", and somehow stayed afloat. But now these blokes at the pub have been handed power over their chances with Corey, whether they might win his hand, their happily ever after. And Keely, Chloe and the other one have to keep smiling or the mates might not like you. To their credit the mates pick Keely - not Chloe, who is clearly a planted villain. We leave this sickness in Queensland and rejoin farmer Thomas, who is about to have his cojones absolutely rompered by Clarette because his friends picked Rachel instead. We saw him shitting himself last night when she wanted answers after he was asked what was gtood about their relationship, and was unable to say. Their life together looks like it has fallen into a nice pattern already. Thomas has seen relationships like this before but thinks this feeling, like they've been together for 50 years, is a good thing. Back to Tom. He wraps the family visit show and the final announcement show into the one episode, but the show is about to turn this honest man into a liar. "He's been swept away by two incredible women," lies host Nat Gruzlewski. Tom's superhero is Captain Obvious. When they went to the ferris wheel he said "there's a ferris wheel", as if anyone standing before a ferris wheel would need to have it pointed out. But he had stayed honest until this point. Past tense, that is: he's fallen from his high merino and is uttering some nonsense about liking both Georgie and Eliza. "Either one would make a perfect wife," he says. "They both have good qualities." He's dead inside. Georgie is at it too, saying "Geelong is such a beautiful place" quite a few times. "Geelong is beautiful." For what, Tom, FOR WHAT?? He's burned his dignity in a half-arsed attempt to make half of one episode slightly more unpredictable. John Proctor, another well-known farmer, died before giving up his good name, but here's Tom just throwing away his integrity like it's sheep dags. It doesn't work, of course. Anyone who had any doubt Tom and Georgie would end up together was disabused of their silliness in Episode 9. Have a look at the way Tom is tickling Georgie's shoulder while they talk it out in the back of the ute as you do. That's not something you'd do to a suitor who's only been kept around to aid the pretence this was a live rubber, like some kind of relationship beard to fool the credulous. Speaking of whom, Eliza finally stops looking like she's about to cry and starts to cry. She gets over it. Off to another ad break, for one of the lotteries. "Have fun and play responsibly," a sign says. Yes, Channel 7 has managed to find a way to sneak a gambling plug - it's fun! - into the mandatory addiction warning. Bob Jane says buy three tyres and get one free but I'm not falling for that. Why would I only buy three tyres? Think I'm stupid? Here we are at the end. Georgie arrives in a Ford because, you know, Geelong. Tom declares his love and they seem like genuine people who are really happy. It's quite lovely. He's fine with her plan to stay in Geelong for a while, then maybe a place in Wagga Wagga near Tom's farm, as they take it slow. There's no way she's moving straight back to the farm, the scene of the past month's torture as everyone played a game of "does he like her more than me" and lost their minds. She's seen enough of the insides of those walls for this decade. Farmer Wants a Wife screens on Channel 7 at 7.30pm Monday and Tuesday, and streams on 7plus. Episode 6: Farmer Wants a Wife bombshell leaves us asking: WTF was that? Episode 7: Farmer and Wife contenders strip off before new flock sets pulses racing Episode 8: Farmer Wants a Wife to live in a horror movie disguised as a hostage drama Episode 9: Farmer Wants a Chatbot to Teach Him How to Talk Good to Women * This is a recap of a TV dating show for entertainment purposes. Some of the assertions are not strictly true. Some are not even close to being true. You should not rely on this piece or its contents for relationship advice, how to vote, or family planning decisions.
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15-05-2025
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Latest twists in Farmer Wants a Wife and that icy farm farewell confrontation
Just when we thought we were getting to the pointy end of the stick of this season of Farmer Wants a Wife, no, Nat throws a spanner in the works and brings in a fresh bunch of potential wives. But first, there is much excitement this week, as they prepare for a calendar photoshoot for Rural Aid. Yes, you read that correctly. While Farmer Tom wastes no time stripping off to jump in the bathtub naked and in a pile of fleece while the ladies get snapping. Farmer Thomas modestly announces he is Mr December because he's "a gift". It's here that we find out Clarette is a little touchy after his date with Ellen the previous night and launches a full-blown investigation into it - who kissed who, did she ask permission to kiss Thomas, was it a good kiss, etc. Then it's off to the Harvest Festival, where the farmers and their ladies all catch up. Upon arrival, we see there's a kissing booth, which no doubt Clarette will be watching like a hawk. Farmer Thomas admits to catching up with his original strongest contender Claire to the other farmers, as a way to find closure on her unexpected departure. He explains that Clarette was a tad cranky by this decision. So that's two strikes at the moment. "Yikes," Farmer Corey remarks. Host Nat arrives and announces she has rounded up a new bunch of potential wives and with no further ado, in the 12 of them stroll clapping and squealing with excitement. "Here's trouble coming over," the newly liberated Farmer Tom says. They enjoy a session of dry apple bobbing, where the apples are tied to tree branches on string and the competitors must try and grab them in their mouth. It's like eating spaghetti on a first date, nobody looks good doing it. Surely pin the tail on the donkey was next until they were interrupted without warning, by the original ladies who are less than impressed to find their turf has been set upon by a bunch of intruders. Then Nat tells each farmer they must select only five ladies to accompany them back to the farm, meaning a double farewell is on the cards. But first, Ellen decides she's going home because she feels like they don't have a strong enough emotional connection. So she tells Farmer Thomas she is pulling out of the race. It must be deja vu for him after Claire cited the same reason for her premature departure. Farmer Tom tells viewers things aren't going to work out with Emma, but Emma remains optimistic and tells us he is going in for another kiss, so it an incredibly awkward watch when he pulls her aside to tell her the bad news. Then after been given the cold shoulder by Clarette all day at the Harvest Festival, Farmer Thomas pinches some flower decorations off the table and pulls her aside in an attempt to earn her trust again. He apologises for catching up with Claire, but she takes a while to thaw out. So he gets down on one begs her to forgive him. That does the trick. She's reassured he sees a future with her and they kiss. "If I screw up, get the cattle prodder out and zap me," he instructs Clarette. Then it's back to the farms for everyone; the newbies are excited, the originals not so much. One optimistic new contender arrives at the homestead and announce she "can't wait to raise some kids here". It's not just hearts breaking on this program, one of Farmer Tom's new arrivals jumps on the bed and swiftly snaps the legs on it. Hopefully, her farmstay doesn't remain on that plummeting trajectory. All the farmers take the newbies out on group dates to get to know them better, again the newbies are a bit more enthusiastic about this idea than the originals. Farmer Tom asks Tijan what she loved the most about the farm so far, and she says "nothing yet". The writing is on the wall there. They return to awkward scenes and suspicions are running high among the originals as to what they may have all got up to. Clarette is most concerned about it, especially after she missed out on a tractor ride earlier in the day while all the other ladies got a go for a spin with Farmer Thomas. Before we know it there's another farm farewell. Just when we thought we were getting to the pointy end of the stick of this season of Farmer Wants a Wife, no, Nat throws a spanner in the works and brings in a fresh bunch of potential wives. But first, there is much excitement this week, as they prepare for a calendar photoshoot for Rural Aid. Yes, you read that correctly. While Farmer Tom wastes no time stripping off to jump in the bathtub naked and in a pile of fleece while the ladies get snapping. Farmer Thomas modestly announces he is Mr December because he's "a gift". It's here that we find out Clarette is a little touchy after his date with Ellen the previous night and launches a full-blown investigation into it - who kissed who, did she ask permission to kiss Thomas, was it a good kiss, etc. Then it's off to the Harvest Festival, where the farmers and their ladies all catch up. Upon arrival, we see there's a kissing booth, which no doubt Clarette will be watching like a hawk. Farmer Thomas admits to catching up with his original strongest contender Claire to the other farmers, as a way to find closure on her unexpected departure. He explains that Clarette was a tad cranky by this decision. So that's two strikes at the moment. "Yikes," Farmer Corey remarks. Host Nat arrives and announces she has rounded up a new bunch of potential wives and with no further ado, in the 12 of them stroll clapping and squealing with excitement. "Here's trouble coming over," the newly liberated Farmer Tom says. They enjoy a session of dry apple bobbing, where the apples are tied to tree branches on string and the competitors must try and grab them in their mouth. It's like eating spaghetti on a first date, nobody looks good doing it. Surely pin the tail on the donkey was next until they were interrupted without warning, by the original ladies who are less than impressed to find their turf has been set upon by a bunch of intruders. Then Nat tells each farmer they must select only five ladies to accompany them back to the farm, meaning a double farewell is on the cards. But first, Ellen decides she's going home because she feels like they don't have a strong enough emotional connection. So she tells Farmer Thomas she is pulling out of the race. It must be deja vu for him after Claire cited the same reason for her premature departure. Farmer Tom tells viewers things aren't going to work out with Emma, but Emma remains optimistic and tells us he is going in for another kiss, so it an incredibly awkward watch when he pulls her aside to tell her the bad news. Then after been given the cold shoulder by Clarette all day at the Harvest Festival, Farmer Thomas pinches some flower decorations off the table and pulls her aside in an attempt to earn her trust again. He apologises for catching up with Claire, but she takes a while to thaw out. So he gets down on one begs her to forgive him. That does the trick. She's reassured he sees a future with her and they kiss. "If I screw up, get the cattle prodder out and zap me," he instructs Clarette. Then it's back to the farms for everyone; the newbies are excited, the originals not so much. One optimistic new contender arrives at the homestead and announce she "can't wait to raise some kids here". It's not just hearts breaking on this program, one of Farmer Tom's new arrivals jumps on the bed and swiftly snaps the legs on it. Hopefully, her farmstay doesn't remain on that plummeting trajectory. All the farmers take the newbies out on group dates to get to know them better, again the newbies are a bit more enthusiastic about this idea than the originals. Farmer Tom asks Tijan what she loved the most about the farm so far, and she says "nothing yet". The writing is on the wall there. They return to awkward scenes and suspicions are running high among the originals as to what they may have all got up to. Clarette is most concerned about it, especially after she missed out on a tractor ride earlier in the day while all the other ladies got a go for a spin with Farmer Thomas. Before we know it there's another farm farewell. Just when we thought we were getting to the pointy end of the stick of this season of Farmer Wants a Wife, no, Nat throws a spanner in the works and brings in a fresh bunch of potential wives. But first, there is much excitement this week, as they prepare for a calendar photoshoot for Rural Aid. Yes, you read that correctly. While Farmer Tom wastes no time stripping off to jump in the bathtub naked and in a pile of fleece while the ladies get snapping. Farmer Thomas modestly announces he is Mr December because he's "a gift". It's here that we find out Clarette is a little touchy after his date with Ellen the previous night and launches a full-blown investigation into it - who kissed who, did she ask permission to kiss Thomas, was it a good kiss, etc. Then it's off to the Harvest Festival, where the farmers and their ladies all catch up. Upon arrival, we see there's a kissing booth, which no doubt Clarette will be watching like a hawk. Farmer Thomas admits to catching up with his original strongest contender Claire to the other farmers, as a way to find closure on her unexpected departure. He explains that Clarette was a tad cranky by this decision. So that's two strikes at the moment. "Yikes," Farmer Corey remarks. Host Nat arrives and announces she has rounded up a new bunch of potential wives and with no further ado, in the 12 of them stroll clapping and squealing with excitement. "Here's trouble coming over," the newly liberated Farmer Tom says. They enjoy a session of dry apple bobbing, where the apples are tied to tree branches on string and the competitors must try and grab them in their mouth. It's like eating spaghetti on a first date, nobody looks good doing it. Surely pin the tail on the donkey was next until they were interrupted without warning, by the original ladies who are less than impressed to find their turf has been set upon by a bunch of intruders. Then Nat tells each farmer they must select only five ladies to accompany them back to the farm, meaning a double farewell is on the cards. But first, Ellen decides she's going home because she feels like they don't have a strong enough emotional connection. So she tells Farmer Thomas she is pulling out of the race. It must be deja vu for him after Claire cited the same reason for her premature departure. Farmer Tom tells viewers things aren't going to work out with Emma, but Emma remains optimistic and tells us he is going in for another kiss, so it an incredibly awkward watch when he pulls her aside to tell her the bad news. Then after been given the cold shoulder by Clarette all day at the Harvest Festival, Farmer Thomas pinches some flower decorations off the table and pulls her aside in an attempt to earn her trust again. He apologises for catching up with Claire, but she takes a while to thaw out. So he gets down on one begs her to forgive him. That does the trick. She's reassured he sees a future with her and they kiss. "If I screw up, get the cattle prodder out and zap me," he instructs Clarette. Then it's back to the farms for everyone; the newbies are excited, the originals not so much. One optimistic new contender arrives at the homestead and announce she "can't wait to raise some kids here". It's not just hearts breaking on this program, one of Farmer Tom's new arrivals jumps on the bed and swiftly snaps the legs on it. Hopefully, her farmstay doesn't remain on that plummeting trajectory. All the farmers take the newbies out on group dates to get to know them better, again the newbies are a bit more enthusiastic about this idea than the originals. Farmer Tom asks Tijan what she loved the most about the farm so far, and she says "nothing yet". The writing is on the wall there. They return to awkward scenes and suspicions are running high among the originals as to what they may have all got up to. Clarette is most concerned about it, especially after she missed out on a tractor ride earlier in the day while all the other ladies got a go for a spin with Farmer Thomas. Before we know it there's another farm farewell. Just when we thought we were getting to the pointy end of the stick of this season of Farmer Wants a Wife, no, Nat throws a spanner in the works and brings in a fresh bunch of potential wives. But first, there is much excitement this week, as they prepare for a calendar photoshoot for Rural Aid. Yes, you read that correctly. While Farmer Tom wastes no time stripping off to jump in the bathtub naked and in a pile of fleece while the ladies get snapping. Farmer Thomas modestly announces he is Mr December because he's "a gift". It's here that we find out Clarette is a little touchy after his date with Ellen the previous night and launches a full-blown investigation into it - who kissed who, did she ask permission to kiss Thomas, was it a good kiss, etc. Then it's off to the Harvest Festival, where the farmers and their ladies all catch up. Upon arrival, we see there's a kissing booth, which no doubt Clarette will be watching like a hawk. Farmer Thomas admits to catching up with his original strongest contender Claire to the other farmers, as a way to find closure on her unexpected departure. He explains that Clarette was a tad cranky by this decision. So that's two strikes at the moment. "Yikes," Farmer Corey remarks. Host Nat arrives and announces she has rounded up a new bunch of potential wives and with no further ado, in the 12 of them stroll clapping and squealing with excitement. "Here's trouble coming over," the newly liberated Farmer Tom says. They enjoy a session of dry apple bobbing, where the apples are tied to tree branches on string and the competitors must try and grab them in their mouth. It's like eating spaghetti on a first date, nobody looks good doing it. Surely pin the tail on the donkey was next until they were interrupted without warning, by the original ladies who are less than impressed to find their turf has been set upon by a bunch of intruders. Then Nat tells each farmer they must select only five ladies to accompany them back to the farm, meaning a double farewell is on the cards. But first, Ellen decides she's going home because she feels like they don't have a strong enough emotional connection. So she tells Farmer Thomas she is pulling out of the race. It must be deja vu for him after Claire cited the same reason for her premature departure. Farmer Tom tells viewers things aren't going to work out with Emma, but Emma remains optimistic and tells us he is going in for another kiss, so it an incredibly awkward watch when he pulls her aside to tell her the bad news. Then after been given the cold shoulder by Clarette all day at the Harvest Festival, Farmer Thomas pinches some flower decorations off the table and pulls her aside in an attempt to earn her trust again. He apologises for catching up with Claire, but she takes a while to thaw out. So he gets down on one begs her to forgive him. That does the trick. She's reassured he sees a future with her and they kiss. "If I screw up, get the cattle prodder out and zap me," he instructs Clarette. Then it's back to the farms for everyone; the newbies are excited, the originals not so much. One optimistic new contender arrives at the homestead and announce she "can't wait to raise some kids here". It's not just hearts breaking on this program, one of Farmer Tom's new arrivals jumps on the bed and swiftly snaps the legs on it. Hopefully, her farmstay doesn't remain on that plummeting trajectory. All the farmers take the newbies out on group dates to get to know them better, again the newbies are a bit more enthusiastic about this idea than the originals. Farmer Tom asks Tijan what she loved the most about the farm so far, and she says "nothing yet". The writing is on the wall there. They return to awkward scenes and suspicions are running high among the originals as to what they may have all got up to. Clarette is most concerned about it, especially after she missed out on a tractor ride earlier in the day while all the other ladies got a go for a spin with Farmer Thomas. Before we know it there's another farm farewell.
