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20 hours ago
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23 People Who I'm Completely Sure Immediately Regretted Literally Every Single Dang Decision They Made Over The Past Seven Days
person who may or may not have acquired super powers recently: person who's going to be using every single one of those Chipotle napkins they have stuffed in their center console: person whose backseat got a beautiful new paint job: person who got but one bean: person whose record removal will be an Arthurian task: person who made an enemy for life on their bike trip: person who got the sorriest excuse for a pizza I have ever seen: Related: 23 Cute, Happy, And Wholesome Posts I Saw On The Internet This Week That You Absolutely Need To See person who had to deal with this nightmare today: person who REALLY needed to get to the 5th floor: person whose lobster cake is more like a... you know: person who met a friend while taking care of business: Related: 40 Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Creepy Wikipedia Pages person whose non-stick pan was more like a, well, you know, STICK pan: person who is very, very luck they have their phone: person whose hair looks like a Goomba from Super Mario: person who got a little extra zip in their coconut: person who is being gaslit by Big Carrot: person who had THIS happen to them: person whose bowl went absolutely nuclear when they needed it the most: person whose poor, defenseless floor got absolutely annihilated: person who got some delicious sludge in their morning coffee: person looking for Schrödinger's drill: person who had a nice, relaxing bath in the trash: the person who accidentally stepped on a thumbtack from Ramesses IV's tomb: AHHHHH! Also in Internet Finds: Lawyers Are Sharing Their Juiciest "Can You Believe It?!" Stories From The Courtroom, And They're As Surprising As You'd Expect Also in Internet Finds: People Are Sharing "The Most Believable Conspiracy Theories," And Now I'm Questioning Everything I Thought I Knew Also in Internet Finds: 51 People Who Quickly Discovered Why Their Hilariously Clueless Partner Was Single Before Meeting Them
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21 hours ago
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- Buzz Feed
23 People Who I'm Completely Sure Immediately Regretted Literally Every Single Dang Decision They Made Over The Past Seven Days
The person who may or may not have acquired super powers recently: The person who's going to be using every single one of those Chipotle napkins they have stuffed in their center console: The person whose backseat got a beautiful new paint job: The person who got but one bean: The person whose record removal will be an Arthurian task: The person who made an enemy for life on their bike trip: The person who got the sorriest excuse for a pizza I have ever seen: The person who had to deal with this nightmare today: The person who REALLY needed to get to the 5th floor: The person whose lobster cake is more like a... you know: The person who met a friend while taking care of business: The person whose non-stick pan was more like a, well, you know, STICK pan: The person who is very, very luck they have their phone: The person whose hair looks like a Goomba from Super Mario: The person who got a little extra zip in their coconut: The person who is being gaslit by Big Carrot: The person who had THIS happen to them: The person whose bowl went absolutely nuclear when they needed it the most: The person whose poor, defenseless floor got absolutely annihilated: The person who got some delicious sludge in their morning coffee: The person looking for Schrödinger's drill: The person who had a nice, relaxing bath in the trash: And the person who accidentally stepped on a thumbtack from Ramesses IV's tomb: AHHHHH!
