23 People Who I'm Completely Sure Immediately Regretted Literally Every Single Dang Decision They Made Over The Past Seven Days
The person who may or may not have acquired super powers recently:
The person who's going to be using every single one of those Chipotle napkins they have stuffed in their center console:
The person whose backseat got a beautiful new paint job:
The person who got but one bean:
The person whose record removal will be an Arthurian task:
The person who made an enemy for life on their bike trip:
The person who got the sorriest excuse for a pizza I have ever seen:
The person who had to deal with this nightmare today:
The person who REALLY needed to get to the 5th floor:
The person whose lobster cake is more like a... you know:
The person who met a friend while taking care of business:
The person whose non-stick pan was more like a, well, you know, STICK pan:
The person who is very, very luck they have their phone:
The person whose hair looks like a Goomba from Super Mario:
The person who got a little extra zip in their coconut:
The person who is being gaslit by Big Carrot:
The person who had THIS happen to them:
The person whose bowl went absolutely nuclear when they needed it the most:
The person whose poor, defenseless floor got absolutely annihilated:
The person who got some delicious sludge in their morning coffee:
The person looking for Schrödinger's drill:
The person who had a nice, relaxing bath in the trash:
And the person who accidentally stepped on a thumbtack from Ramesses IV's tomb:
AHHHHH!
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The person who may or may not have acquired super powers recently: The person who's going to be using every single one of those Chipotle napkins they have stuffed in their center console: The person whose backseat got a beautiful new paint job: The person who got but one bean: The person whose record removal will be an Arthurian task: The person who made an enemy for life on their bike trip: The person who got the sorriest excuse for a pizza I have ever seen: The person who had to deal with this nightmare today: The person who REALLY needed to get to the 5th floor: The person whose lobster cake is more like a... you know: The person who met a friend while taking care of business: The person whose non-stick pan was more like a, well, you know, STICK pan: The person who is very, very luck they have their phone: The person whose hair looks like a Goomba from Super Mario: The person who got a little extra zip in their coconut: The person who is being gaslit by Big Carrot: The person who had THIS happen to them: The person whose bowl went absolutely nuclear when they needed it the most: The person whose poor, defenseless floor got absolutely annihilated: The person who got some delicious sludge in their morning coffee: The person looking for Schrödinger's drill: The person who had a nice, relaxing bath in the trash: And the person who accidentally stepped on a thumbtack from Ramesses IV's tomb: AHHHHH!
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Everyone has that one friend with a tattoo they regret getting in a moment of impulsiveness; some might even be that friend. Nonetheless, mistakes happen, whether they occurred in college or only a few days ago. Don't miss the move: Subscribe to TheStreet's free daily newsletter Friday the 13th is widely considered one of the unluckiest days by superstitious people. Although the exact meaning has changed over time, popular culture has capitalized on this day by releasing horror films and offering promotional deals on tattoos to contradict its meaning. Related: Chipotle CEO sounds alarm on concerning customer behavior To join in on the fun celebration, many restaurant chains and retailers offer limited-time deals to boost sales by taking advantage of the Friday the 13th buzz and reaching new audiences through brand awareness. Chipotle's (CMG) brown to-go paper bags are known for being covered in writing and designs that represent the brand. Luckily for the restaurant chain, fans made them go viral on social media a few years back. During the 2019 Super Bowl LIII halftime show, Adam Levine, the singer of Maroon 5, performed shirtless while covered in tattoos. Related: Chipotle CEO plans major change customers will cheer Netizens quickly compared the singer's tattoos to Chipotle's to-go bag designs on social media, turning this comparison into a famous meme known as "tatted like a Chipotle bag." Thanks to the virality of the incident, Chipotle decided to use this cultural reference and the Friday the 13th tattoo tradition to launch a creative marketing campaign and offer a value deal. In honor of Friday the 13th, Chipotle is launching its first-ever collection of temporary tattoos with 13 unique designs inspired by the restaurant chain's most iconic symbols. This limited-edition tattoo assortment features Chipotle's main ingredients, the classic black forks, recognizable water cups, and the slogan "Chipotle is my life." More Food News: Popular pizza chain adds experimental new menu item fans will lovePopular fast-food burger chain aims major comeback amid closuresMcDonald's brings back unexpected breakfast item after 6 years The new Chipotle temporary tattoos will be available on June 13 and given to consumers who order in-store at 13 select Chipotle locations from 3:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. local time while supplies last. Here's the list of the 13 participating Chipotle stores: Atlanta: 3424 Piedmont Rd, Atlanta, GA 30305Austin: 801 Congress Ave, Austin, TX 78701Chicago: 316 N Michigan Ave, Chicago, IL 60601Columbus: 1726 N High St, Columbus, OH 43201Denver: 1644 E Evans Ave, Denver, CO 80210La Jolla: 8657 Villa La Jolla Dr Ste 209, La Jolla, CA 92037Las Vegas: 2540 S Decatur Blvd, Las Vegas, NV 89102Los Angeles: 301 N Larchmont Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90004Miami: 891 South Miami Ave, Miami, FL 33130New York: 864 Broadway, New York, NY 10003Portland: 240 SW Yamhill St, Portland, OR 97204Philadelphia: 1000 S Broad St, Philadelphia, PA 19146San Francisco: 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA 94132Scottsdale: 15425 N Scottsdale Rd, Scottsdale, AZ 85254 If your local Chipotle isn't one of the 13 locations, don't worry. The restaurant chain is making sure no customer is left behind by offering a buy-one-get-one-free (BOGO) deal nationwide. On June 13, all customers with a real, temporary, or drawn-on tattoo can take advantage of this BOGO offer from 3:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. local time, as stated in the press release. Related: Veteran fund manager unveils eye-popping S&P 500 forecast The Arena Media Brands, LLC THESTREET is a registered trademark of TheStreet, Inc.
