09-08-2025
102 Thoughts I Had While Watching Freakier Friday
I'm as sick of inevitable Hollywood reboots as the next person (if not more so, given that I see a lot of them for work), but I have to say that Freakier Friday…kind of holds up? Trust me, I'm as surprised as anyone to be cheering on Lindsay Lohan's comeback, but seeing the new Freaky Friday sequel in theaters with a friend on Friday felt somewhat like the part of a childhood sleepover when you all go to the movies at the mall, even though I am absolutely in my 30s.
Anyway, below, find every (single) thought I had while watching Freakier Friday:
Wait, Lindsay's amazing band Pink Slip is still a thing?
2. Oh wait, maybe not.
3. A podcast?? Likely thing for Dr. Tess Coleman to have.
4. Anna as a single mom makes a ton of sense and is cool :)
5. More representation of people choosing to parent solo, please!
6. God, IDK if I can parent in this day and age. Are you not even allowed to scream at your kids to get ready for school anymore?
7. We love a boomer with audio-recording issues.
8. Okay, nice, you can still scream at your kids.
9. Not a 'triggered' joke under a Chappell needle-drop!
10. I desperately want to leave the note 'surfing brb' for someone, but I fear I don't possess the core strength.
11. Is Harper going to have a dramatic, Rock York Goldenblatt-style they/them reveal in this?
12. Unfortunately, I drive exactly like Jamie Lee Curtis in this movie.
13. 'Anna Wintour scowled at me.' LOL.
14. I fully thought this chemistry teacher was saying 'never trust an Adam,' not 'atom,' and I was like, checks out, co-sign!
15. I'm seeing an enemies-to-lovers arc for Harper and this British girl.
16. Is Anna hot for teacher?
17. Teacher is hot, I must admit.
18. Oh, he's not a teacher, he's the British girl's dad.
19. Single dad, I hope!
20. Okay, British girl's name is Lily.
21. YES, he's single :)
22. If my mom made me hang out with my high school opp in order to flirt with said opp's dad, I would NOT be thrilled.
