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The Irish Sun
3 days ago
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- The Irish Sun
I asked my girlfriend to send nude pics to my male pal – but now I fear I've pushed her into his arms
I feel sick, and so angry with myself - I'm sure they're heading for an affair, and don't know what to do DEAR DEIDRE I asked my girlfriend to send nude pics to my male pal – but now I fear I've pushed her into his arms DEAR DEIDRE: I ENCOURAGED my girlfriend to send nude pics to my male pal and it has turned out to be a foolish mistake. Now I fear I've pushed her into his arms and I'm scared I'm going to lose her. My partner has an awesome body which she loves to show off — and I can't get enough of it. She has an hourglass figure with long legs and a tiny waist like Jessica Rabbit. Knowing how much her body turns me on, she sometimes sends me naked snaps when we're not together to get me in the mood for sex when I come home, or just to tease and entertain me. We've been in a relationship for eight years and are in our mid-thirties. Recently, I told her it didn't seem fair that only I was able to appreciate her incredible figure. I said it was a shame nobody else could see the photos she sent me, and would she mind if I shared them with my friend? She wasn't sure at first but, with a little persuasion, she agreed. I gave her my pal's number and told her to send pics to him directly. He told me he was impressed. A few days ago, I then caught her giggling over her phone. When I asked what was funny, she blushed, and said my friend had sent her some pics of his own. They were of his penis. I felt insanely jealous — he's very well endowed, far bigger than me. Spotting the signs your partner is cheating I then got hold of her phone while she was in the shower and discovered she has started sending him pictures — and even videos — that she hasn't sent me. I feel sick and so angry with myself. I'm sure they're heading for an affair but I don't know what to do. DEIDRE SAYS: Your jealousy is quite understandable but you didn't think through the possible consequences of your request. Now, unfortunately, things have taken an unwelcome turn and you feel out in the cold. But what's going on between them isn't entirely clear. Perhaps she's upset with you for wanting to share her photos and this is how she's getting her own back. Maybe she thinks it's what you want. Alternatively, as you fear, she may now have fallen for your friend. Whatever the situation, if you want to save your relationship, you need to tell her how you feel and ask her to be honest with you. My support pack, Looking After Your Relationship, should help you both. Get in touch with Deidre Every problem gets a personal reply, usually within 24 hours weekdays. Send an email to deardeidre@ You can also send a private message on the DearDeidreOfficial Facebook page. I'M AFRAID TO REVEAL OUR MIXED-RACE AGE-GAP LOVE DEAR DEIDRE: THE woman I'm having sex with is older than me and from a different culture. I'm worried people will judge me. I'm 25, white British, and she's 38, black African. We met at a church group where we were both volunteering last year. I thought she was drop-dead gorgeous but never dreamt anything could happen. Then we bumped into each other on the train and she asked if I wanted to go for a drink. We did, and when I walked her home, I kissed her goodbye. There was so much chemistry between us. She asked me to come in and we had mind-blowing sex. Since then, we've been seeing each other regularly, having lots of sex and amazing conversations too, but I haven't told anyone. I think they'll call me her toy boy, or call her a cougar, or make derogatory comments on her skin colour. What should I do? DEIDRE SAYS:Your relationship is nobody else's business and you have no obligation to go public. If anyone judges you, it's either because they are jealous or racist. Age-gap relationships and those with people from different backgrounds do have their challenges because you have different life experiences and are at different stages, but they can work. Enjoy getting to know this woman. Your feelings may grow or fizzle out. See my support pack, Age Gaps, Do They Matter?, for more information. HIS LONG LUNCHES HAVE ME WORRIED DEAR DEIDRE: WHEN I secretly turned on my husband's phone tracker, I opened a can of worms. I thought it would be fun to see what he got up to each day, but now I am convinced he's having an affair because he has lied about where he goes for lunch. I feel so upset but can't tell him why without giving away the fact I've tracked him. We've been married for ten years and are in our early forties. I followed his movements for a week – and for three days in a row he went to a cafe near his office and stayed for an hour. When he came home, I asked what he'd had for lunch. He told me he'd bought a sandwich at Boots the first day, and had something in the canteen on the others. I know that's not true. He must be meeting another woman at the cafe. DEIDRE SAYS: Tracking someone secretly is a bit like reading their diary. It rarely ends well. Your husband may not be cheating. It's possible he lied about the cafe because he doesn't want you to know he's spending extra money on lunch. But the fact you tracked him suggests a pre-existing trust issue, even if you weren't conscious of it. Talk to him, explain you're not feeling completely secure in the relationship, and ask for reassurance. My support pack, Looking After Your Relationship, has tips. GROOMING KIDS IN HER HOT TUB DEAR DEIDRE: I WAS horrified to see the middle-aged woman next door in her hot tub with a young boy. It seemed totally inappropriate and I'm worried the child is being groomed. One evening, a few weeks ago, I looked out of my bedroom window and saw that my neighbour was in her hot tub. With her was a child, who looked around 11 or 12. She must be in her late fifties, doesn't have children and is a bit of a loner. I'm 46 and live with my husband and daughter. I don't know if the boy is related to her but it made me feel very uncomfortable. A few nights later, I saw them together in the hot tub again. This time my gut told me something perverse or evil was going on. I spoke to another neighbour who said she had also become aware of this and was worried about it. She said she'd seen other children going to the house too, at other times. I think I need to report this to someone but I'm not sure who to speak to. I'm not certain a crime is happening and have just my instincts. I don't want to get anyone into trouble if there's an innocent explanation. What should I do? DEIDRE SAYS: What you describe does sound extremely concerning and you're right to want to tell someone. You could contact the police or social services but it would be wise to get some advice first. Don't confront this woman yourself. Call the NSPCC free on 0808 800 5000 to explain your concerns. You can also contact the Stop It Now helpline which helps prevent child abuse ( 0808 1000 900). My support pack, Worried A Child's At Risk, has more guidance on what to do if you're that worried abuse is taking place.
The Sun
3 days ago
- Entertainment
- The Sun
I asked my girlfriend to send nude pics to my male pal – but now I fear I've pushed her into his arms
DEAR DEIDRE: I ENCOURAGED my girlfriend to send nude pics to my male pal and it has turned out to be a foolish mistake. Now I fear I've pushed her into his arms and I'm scared I'm going to lose her. My partner has an awesome body which she loves to show off — and I can't get enough of it. She has an hourglass figure with long legs and a tiny waist like Jessica Rabbit. Knowing how much her body turns me on, she sometimes sends me naked snaps when we're not together to get me in the mood for sex when I come home, or just to tease and entertain me. We've been in a relationship for eight years and are in our mid-thirties. Recently, I told her it didn't seem fair that only I was able to appreciate her incredible figure. I said it was a shame nobody else could see the photos she sent me, and would she mind if I shared them with my friend? She wasn't sure at first but, with a little persuasion, she agreed. I gave her my pal's number and told her to send pics to him directly. He told me he was impressed. A few days ago, I then caught her giggling over her phone. When I asked what was funny, she blushed, and said my friend had sent her some pics of his own. They were of his penis. I felt insanely jealous — he's very well endowed, far bigger than me. I then got hold of her phone while she was in the shower and discovered she has started sending him pictures — and even videos — that she hasn't sent me. I feel sick and so angry with myself. I'm sure they're heading for an affair but I don't know what to do. DEIDRE SAYS: Your jealousy is quite understandable but you didn't think through the possible consequences of your request. Now, unfortunately, things have taken an unwelcome turn and you feel out in the cold. But what's going on between them isn't entirely clear. Perhaps she's upset with you for wanting to share her photos and this is how she's getting her own back. Maybe she thinks it's what you want. Alternatively, as you fear, she may now have fallen for your friend. Whatever the situation, if you want to save your relationship, you need to tell her how you feel and ask her to be honest with you. My support pack, Looking After Your Relationship, should help you both. I'M AFRAID TO REVEAL OUR MIXED-RACE AGE-GAP LOVE DEAR DEIDRE: THE woman I'm having sex with is older than me and from a different culture. I'm worried people will judge me. I'm 25, white British, and she's 38, black African. We met at a church group where we were both volunteering last year. I thought she was drop-dead gorgeous but never dreamt anything could happen. Then we bumped into each other on the train and she asked if I wanted to go for a drink. We did, and when I walked her home, I kissed her goodbye. There was so much chemistry between us. She asked me to come in and we had mind-blowing sex. Since then, we've been seeing each other regularly, having lots of sex and amazing conversations too, but I haven't told anyone. I think they'll call me her toy boy, or call her a cougar, or make derogatory comments on her skin colour. What should I do? If anyone judges you, it's either because they are jealous or racist. Age-gap relationships and those with people from different backgrounds do have their challenges because you have different life experiences and are at different stages, but they can work. Enjoy getting to know this woman. Your feelings may grow or fizzle out. See my support pack, Age Gaps, Do They Matter?, for more information. HIS LONG LUNCHES HAVE ME WORRIED DEAR DEIDRE: WHEN I secretly turned on my husband's phone tracker, I opened a can of worms. I thought it would be fun to see what he got up to each day, but now I am convinced he's having an affair because he has lied about where he goes for lunch. I feel so upset but can't tell him why without giving away the fact I've tracked him. We've been married for ten years and are in our early forties. I followed his movements for a week – and for three days in a row he went to a cafe near his office and stayed for an hour. When he came home, I asked what he'd had for lunch. He told me he'd bought a sandwich at Boots the first day, and had something in the canteen on the others. I know that's not true. He must be meeting another woman at the cafe. DEIDRE SAYS: Tracking someone secretly is a bit like reading their diary. It rarely ends well. Your husband may not be cheating. It's possible he lied about the cafe because he doesn't want you to know he's spending extra money on lunch. But the fact you tracked him suggests a pre-existing trust issue, even if you weren't conscious of it. Talk to him, explain you're not feeling completely secure in the relationship, and ask for reassurance. My support pack, Looking After Your Relationship, has tips. GROOMING KIDS IN HER HOT TUB DEAR DEIDRE: I WAS horrified to see the middle-aged woman next door in her hot tub with a young boy. It seemed totally inappropriate and I'm worried the child is being groomed. One evening, a few weeks ago, I looked out of my bedroom window and saw that my neighbour was in her hot tub. With her was a child, who looked around 11 or 12. She must be in her late fifties, doesn't have children and is a bit of a loner. I'm 46 and live with my husband and daughter. I don't know if the boy is related to her but it made me feel very uncomfortable. A few nights later, I saw them together in the hot tub again. This time my gut told me something perverse or evil was going on. I spoke to another neighbour who said she had also become aware of this and was worried about it. She said she'd seen other children going to the house too, at other times. I think I need to report this to someone but I'm not sure who to speak to. I'm not certain a crime is happening and have just my instincts. I don't want to get anyone into trouble if there's an innocent explanation. What should I do? DEIDRE SAYS: What you describe does sound extremely concerning and you're right to want to tell someone. You could contact the police or social services but it would be wise to get some advice first. Don't confront this woman yourself. Call the NSPCC free on 0808 800 5000 to explain your concerns. You can also contact the Stop It Now helpline which helps prevent child abuse ( 0808 1000 900). My support pack, Worried A Child's At Risk, has more guidance on what to do if you're that worried abuse is taking place.
Daily Mail
18-06-2025
- Entertainment
- Daily Mail
Are YOU a good flirt? Take the five-minute test to see how your skills stack up against your peers
From James Bond to Jessica Rabbit, many of the most famous movie characters are known for their flirting skills. Yet in the real world, some people struggle mightily when it comes to chatting up someone they fancy. So, are you a good flirt? Experts at Psychology Today have developed an easy five-minute test that reveals how your skills stack up against your peers. 'There are five flirting styles: physical, playful, polite, sincere, and traditional,' the team explained. 'Physical flirts use body language; playful flirts think it's a game; polite flirts are cautious; sincere flirts look for authentic connection; and traditional flirts rely on conventional gender roles. 'See where you fall on this flirting personality scale.' If your flirting skills are rusty, panic not - a recent study revealed the best tactics for men and women. Psychology Today has created two versions of the flirting test - one for men, and one for women. Both tests feature 20 statements, with respondents asked to respond with how strongly they agree or disagree with them. Sample statements from the test for men include 'When flirting, I typically make more eye contact than usual,' and 'I try to be humble when I'm flirting.' Meanwhile, women can expect statements such as 'When flirting, I often toss my hair,' and 'I frequently touch the person I'm flirting with in some way, such as on the arm.' At the end of the test, you'll be given a score out of 100 and told what this means. For reference, the average score for women is 68, while the average score for men in 66. If you scored 0-24, you're classed as 'not a flirty person.' 'You are likely not comfortable flirting and may not be aware when you're being flirted with,' Psychology Today explained. The test features 20 statements, with respondents asked to respond with how strongly they agree or disagree with them At the end of the test, you'll be given a score out of 100 and told what this means. For reference, the average score for women is 68, while the average score for men in 66 'While some people like the games and mystery of flirting, you'd prefer to speak plainly.' A score of 25-39 is classed as a 'subtly flirtatious personality.' 'You are likely not comfortable flirting and may not be aware when you're being flirted with,' the experts explained. 'While some people like the games and mystery of flirting, you'd prefer to speak plainly.' If you scored between 60 and 68, you have a 'moderately flirtatious personality', according to Psychology Today. It explained: 'While you'd prefer to speak plainly sometimes, you're not afraid to turn on the charm. 'Others may not describe you as a flirt, but you are no stranger to the language of romance. 'If some people get lost in the games of leading on prospective lovers, you've struck a balance between being standoffish and a full-blown flirt.' Taking this up a notch, you have a 'flirtatious personality' if you scored 69-86. 'You are an expert at laying on the charm and knowing what to say when,' Psychology Today said. 'Your romantic conversations can be very effective, but you may lead people on. You are an expert in the language of sexual mystery.' Finally, you're a 'master flirt' if you scored between 87 and 100. 'You are a natural flirt,' the experts said. 'You have perfected the language of romance and are an expert at turning on the charm. 'You may love the game of flirting but you may also lead people on. You cultivate an air of sexual mystery.' If you're disappointed with your score, don't panic - help is at hand. In 2022, scientists from the Norwegian University of Science and Technology revealed the best flirting tactics for men and women. For men, the key is being funny and generous, according to the team. On the flip side, males prefer the opposite sex to appear sexually available and to laugh at their jokes. 'What's most effective depends on your gender and whether the purpose of the flirtation is a long-term or short-term relationship,' said Leif Edward Ottesen Kennair, a professor at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology. Scientists led by Menelaos Apostolou from the University of Nicosia in Cyprus anonymously asked men on Reddit why they thought they were still single. They analysed more than 6,700 comments and revealed the top 43 reasons why people are unable to find a partner. Here is the complete list — Poor looks (including baldness, and short stature) Low self-esteem/confidence Low effort Not interested in relationships Poor flirting skills Introverted Recently broke up Bad experiences from previous relationships No available women Overweight Different priorities Shyness Too picky Anxiety Lack of time Social awkward Enjoying being single Depression Poor character Difficult to find women to match Poor mental health Lack of achievements Stuck with one girl Lack of social skills Have not got over previous relationship Don't know how to start a relationship Lack of money I do not trust women Not picking up clues of interest Sexual issue Fear of relationships 'I am not interesting' Fear of rejection 'I will not be a good partner' Attracted to the wrong women Homosexual Given up Is not worth the effort Fear of commitment Health — disability issue Difficult to keep a relationship Addictions Other
Yahoo
01-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Yahoo
Indulge in majestic roast goose at Hong Kong Roasted Goose King in Pavilion Damansara Heights
KUALA LUMPUR, May 1 — There are few sights in this life more tempting than a bird bronzed to perfection, and among poultry's noble ranks, the roast goose sits on the throne. In KL, chicken and duck are the everymen of the table, reliable and familiar. But goose? Goose is tantalising, sultry, and impossible to resist. It is the Jessica Rabbit of poultry, a sex symbol for roasted birds if ever there was one, standing as the very pinnacle of crisp-skinned indulgence. It's always been possible to find decent — even good — roast goose in KL, if you know where to look or are willing to fork out for it. But the newly-opened Hong Kong Roasted Goose King in Pavilion Damansara Heights takes the searching out of the equation (though not, unfortunately, the cost). They're the 'king', but you can't even see the geese from outside. Conveniently located on the first floor, right next to The Food Merchant Prelude, it offers temptation in plain sight. Well, not quite. For a place that prides itself on roast goose, they're awfully coy with the actual prize. Out front, there's little more than plain signage and a few buntings promoting the opening, with a picture of the goose that hints at the real thing the way a pinup poster might. Beautiful specimens hanging at the window. You have to actually look inside — and when you do, and see those magnificent specimens hanging in the window, glistening with their perfect, golden skin, it's impossible not to feel the pull. They're practically purring at you. These birds (flown in from China) are roasted over an open flame, a deliberate choice by the sifu, a Malaysian who spent decades in Hong Kong mastering the art. According to a feature in Nanyang Siang Pau, he began in 1976 at the now-closed Lung Fung Tea House in Mong Kok, Kowloon, a place famed for its roast goose lai fun, a true Hong Kong classic. The sheen afforded by the goose fat allows the skin to glisten under the light. We ordered half a goose (RM178), and it arrived looking every bit the prize it promised to be. For that price, it had better impress. I sank my teeth into that lacquer-like skin, and the first thing that hit was the fat — a luscious, indecent mess. It splashed across my tongue, coated my lips, dribbled down my chin. The plum sauce felt like an afterthought next to all that juicy decadence, though the sliced cucumber and braised peanuts made for a nice reset between bites of rich, savoury goose. There's no guilt here; only pleasure remains. The soy-sauce chicken here carries a strong note of Chinese rose wine. Not content with just goose, we moved on to the soy-sauce chicken, which came highly recommended by the manager, one Mr Kar Fai (Tong, not Leung), on account of the Chinese rose wine used, flown in from Hong Kong no less. In fact, the backers of the restaurant seem to have spared little expense in importing a slice of Hong Kong, with everything from the ovens to the century eggs brought in. As a result, half a chicken (RM58) costs a pretty penny, and while its delicate savoury depth made for a deft contrast to the richness of the goose, the sweetness might be a little much for some. 'Char siew' here is true to Hong Kong style. The char siew (RM30), on the other hand, was less convincing. It wasn't bad, but it lacked the deep caramelisation and yielding tenderness that makes Malaysian char siew so much better in comparison. Yes, hot take: I think the best places in Malaysia roast char siew, and siew yoke for that matter, better than Hong Kong. Our version leans darker, stickier, almost melting into each bite. True to the Hong Kong style, this one felt a little too polite by comparison. A far more satisfying dish was the steamed minced pork with preserved vegetable (RM26.80). Hand-minced with a cleaver rather than ground by machine, the rustic texture of the pork was so springy it practically snapped back with every bite. It doesn't look like much, but the steamed minced pork with preserved vegetable is an excellent dish. The mui choy, also specially flown in from — you guessed it, Hong Kong — was crunchy and sweet, adding a lovely contrast. When it comes to carbs, the options don't disappoint. There's the smooth, velvety porridge, milky white and proper Cantonese style. Or the springy wanton noodles, a solid choice if you want something more substantial. But with the prices here, you're better off ordering a single portion of roast goose with rice for RM32.80. It was the most popular choice across tables both times I visited. You don't choose which part of the goose you get, but with that moist, fatty bird, it doesn't matter. It's excellent either way, and you'll be happy to sample her highness. Oh, and don't leave without getting either the red bean or green bean with tangerine peel (RM12) dessert. They're hearty and, most importantly, not too sweet, with the citrusy hit from the peel rounding it out perfectly. It doesn't get more Hong Kong than that. 烧鹅大王 Hong Kong Roasted Goose KingLot 1.17.00, Level 1, Pavilion Damansara Heights, Damansara Town Centre, Kuala Lumpur Open daily, 11am-9.30pmTel: 010-286 8632 Facebook: Instagram: * This is an independent review where the writer paid for the meal. * Follow us on Instagram for more food gems. * Follow Ethan Lau on Instagram for more musings on food and mildly self-deprecating attempts at humour.
Malay Mail
01-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Malay Mail
Indulge in majestic roast goose at Hong Kong Roasted Goose King in Pavilion Damansara Heights
KUALA LUMPUR, May 1 — There are few sights in this life more tempting than a bird bronzed to perfection, and among poultry's noble ranks, the roast goose sits on the throne. In KL, chicken and duck are the everymen of the table, reliable and familiar. But goose? Goose is tantalising, sultry, and impossible to resist. It is the Jessica Rabbit of poultry, a sex symbol for roasted birds if ever there was one, standing as the very pinnacle of crisp-skinned indulgence. It's always been possible to find decent — even good — roast goose in KL, if you know where to look or are willing to fork out for it. But the newly-opened Hong Kong Roasted Goose King in Pavilion Damansara Heights takes the searching out of the equation (though not, unfortunately, the cost). They're the 'king', but you can't even see the geese from outside. Conveniently located on the first floor, right next to The Food Merchant Prelude, it offers temptation in plain sight. Well, not quite. For a place that prides itself on roast goose, they're awfully coy with the actual prize. Out front, there's little more than plain signage and a few buntings promoting the opening, with a picture of the goose that hints at the real thing the way a pinup poster might. Beautiful specimens hanging at the window. You have to actually look inside — and when you do, and see those magnificent specimens hanging in the window, glistening with their perfect, golden skin, it's impossible not to feel the pull. They're practically purring at you. These birds (flown in from China) are roasted over an open flame, a deliberate choice by the sifu, a Malaysian who spent decades in Hong Kong mastering the art. According to a feature in Nanyang Siang Pau, he began in 1976 at the now-closed Lung Fung Tea House in Mong Kok, Kowloon, a place famed for its roast goose lai fun, a true Hong Kong classic. The sheen afforded by the goose fat allows the skin to glisten under the light. We ordered half a goose (RM178), and it arrived looking every bit the prize it promised to be. For that price, it had better impress. I sank my teeth into that lacquer-like skin, and the first thing that hit was the fat — a luscious, indecent mess. It splashed across my tongue, coated my lips, dribbled down my chin. The plum sauce felt like an afterthought next to all that juicy decadence, though the sliced cucumber and braised peanuts made for a nice reset between bites of rich, savoury goose. There's no guilt here; only pleasure remains. The soy-sauce chicken here carries a strong note of Chinese rose wine. Not content with just goose, we moved on to the soy-sauce chicken, which came highly recommended by the manager, one Mr Kar Fai (Tong, not Leung), on account of the Chinese rose wine used, flown in from Hong Kong no less. In fact, the backers of the restaurant seem to have spared little expense in importing a slice of Hong Kong, with everything from the ovens to the century eggs brought in. As a result, half a chicken (RM58) costs a pretty penny, and while its delicate savoury depth made for a deft contrast to the richness of the goose, the sweetness might be a little much for some. 'Char siew' here is true to Hong Kong style. The char siew (RM30), on the other hand, was less convincing. It wasn't bad, but it lacked the deep caramelisation and yielding tenderness that makes Malaysian char siew so much better in comparison. Yes, hot take: I think the best places in Malaysia roast char siew, and siew yoke for that matter, better than Hong Kong. Our version leans darker, stickier, almost melting into each bite. True to the Hong Kong style, this one felt a little too polite by comparison. A far more satisfying dish was the steamed minced pork with preserved vegetable (RM26.80). Hand-minced with a cleaver rather than ground by machine, the rustic texture of the pork was so springy it practically snapped back with every bite. It doesn't look like much, but the steamed minced pork with preserved vegetable is an excellent dish. The mui choy, also specially flown in from — you guessed it, Hong Kong — was crunchy and sweet, adding a lovely contrast. When it comes to carbs, the options don't disappoint. There's the smooth, velvety porridge, milky white and proper Cantonese style. Or the springy wanton noodles, a solid choice if you want something more substantial. But with the prices here, you're better off ordering a single portion of roast goose with rice for RM32.80. It was the most popular choice across tables both times I visited. You don't choose which part of the goose you get, but with that moist, fatty bird, it doesn't matter. It's excellent either way, and you'll be happy to sample her highness. Oh, and don't leave without getting either the red bean or green bean with tangerine peel (RM12) dessert. They're hearty and, most importantly, not too sweet, with the citrusy hit from the peel rounding it out perfectly. It doesn't get more Hong Kong than that. 烧鹅大王 Hong Kong Roasted Goose King Lot 1.17.00, Level 1, Pavilion Damansara Heights, Damansara Town Centre, Kuala Lumpur Open daily, 11am-9.30pm Tel: 010-286 8632 Facebook: Hong Kong Roasted Goose King Instagram: @hkroastedgooseking * This is an independent review where the writer paid for the meal. * Follow us on Instagram @eatdrinkmm for more food gems. * Follow Ethan Lau on Instagram @eatenlau for more musings on food and mildly self-deprecating attempts at humour.
