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I puked in a cup at Windsor Castle just metres away from King Charles – then had no clue how to get rid of it
MEETING the King is always quite nerve-racking.
But nerves weren't the reason Hannah East was sick at Windsor Castle when she went to meet King Charles.
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On the latest episode of Fabulous' No Parental Guidance podcast, mum-of-three Hannah shared the mortifying moment she threw up just metres away from the monarch.
The hilarious episode also saw fellow host, Louise Boyce, share how her daughter, six, called her a horrendous four-letter word in a supermarket.
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''This one is from two years ago," Hannah said. "My dad got an MBE.
"He was going to meet the Queen who had just passed away, so he was going to see the King - and I found out the day before that I was pregnant with my third.
''I wondered 'would I be projectile vomiting all the time?'" said the comedian, who was seven weeks pregnant at the time.
''We're in this queue for ages. Emma Radacanu was stood in front of us looking like this absolute goddess.
''I was like, 'Dad, that's Emma Radacanu' and he was like, 'Who?' because he has no idea, he doesn't like tennis.''
Although the family were ''excited'' for the latest addition to the brood, the early stages of the pregnancy caused Hannah to feel queasy - and she desperately needed some water to ease the sickness.
''I said this to like a butler, 'Excuse me, I'm really sorry, is it possible to have a glass of water?' Because you're not allowed to take anything in, there was no refreshments or anything there.''
After explaining she was expecting, the butler passed her a glass of water which she downed - and that's when what her worst fear came true.
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She recalled: "I was like 'oh my God, I think I'm going to be sick'. And Dad was like 'well there's no bloody toilets here'.
''Dad was getting called up and we're in this fourth room out of ten rooms. So I literally held the cup to my my mouth and [puking sounds].
''Emma Radacanu was just stood there, my dad's waiting for this MBE and I like vomited into the cup.''
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She went on: ''It's like a sick phlegm. So you know when your kids are sent home from school and you're like, 'Was it sweetcorn and carrots - or was it sick phlegm?'''
Hannah was then left clutching the cup awkwardly, before finally handing it back to a member of staff, sick and all.
She said: "I was carrying it for ages and then we were waiting by the doors and they opened the doors and I could see the King.
"This lady said 'you can't take that in there'. So I said 'you might want to put that down the tap, I've just been a bit sick'."
Horrendous four-letter word in a supermarket
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Fellow host and mum-of-three Louise Boyce, 45, has also had her fair share of epic parenting fails - including a rude four-letter word her daughter had picked up from her friend's cat.
One of her pals, Laura, has a cat - which the friend always claims is ''hard work''.
''And I just want to punch her in the face because I'm like, 'It's a cat'," she told her co-host.
On one occasion, Louise visited Laura and her partner Stew with her kids - but little did she know the children would walk away with a new word in their vocabulary.
''When we got to their house, there was a card from Stew to Laura for their new house.
''And it simply says, 'The cat is a c**t'.''
Aware that her children can already read, the former model was mortified.
''My kids walk in and the first thing they see is this card - and they can't stop staring at it; it's almost like they know that it's wrong.
''They are looking at it as if Santa's holding it in Disneyland.''
Although Louise begged for the card to be turned around, it was already too late - as her daughter, five at the time, asked her what a c**t was.
''I just had to say it's a really, really naughty word that no one ever says.''
Unfortunately for Louise, her daughter likes to ''test'' her - and she decided to do it at the worst possible time and place.
''So then we're out and about and I can feel it, I know my daughter. And also the word sounds very much like 'can't'.
''So then my daughter's like, 'Mummy, you can't. You can't, you can't'.
''And we're in public. I'm like, 'I can't what?'
''And she's like, 'Mummy, you're a c**t'.
''I could see people looking at me, I'm like, 'She's saying 'can't''.
''Oh God, this is horrendous, I haven't even told my husband this.
''I don't know what to do.''
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