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The Onion
03-03-2025
- Politics
- The Onion
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
WASHINGTON—Declaring the utter lack of alcohol in the Pentagon kitchen to be a 'national emergency,' Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly deployed 3,000 troops American on a beer run Monday. 'As of this morning, I have ordered our armed forces to travel to liquor stores, gas stations, and 7-Elevens across the country to stock up on brewskis ASAP,' said Hegseth, adding that he'd also sent a Stryker Brigade Combat Team and a General Support Aviation Battalion to load up their armored vehicles and aircraft with as many 30-packs of Keystone Light, Busch Light, and Natty Light as they could fit. 'Although we previously ordered the National Guard to score beer back in January, it ran out in, like, a day. Now it's becoming increasingly clear that without military intervention, our kegs will run dry before the night even begins. The last thing this nation needs is to be left with nothing but tequila. That shit gives me such a fucking hangover.' According to sources, Hegseth also ordered the military to buy several thousand bottles of Smirnoff for some chicks he had been texting.
Yahoo
24-02-2025
- Automotive
- Yahoo
Hellcat-Infused C10 Is The Ultimate Muscle Truck
⚡️ Read the full article on Motorious It's no secret that Dodge is all about power, and their special Hellcat line are some of the best performance cars out there but what would happen if you took that big beefy engine and put it in something about 800lbs lighter? You don't have to take out your floor mats and liners, you just have to have the right setup. Well, that's exactly the question that was answered with this Hemi-swapped Chevy C-10, with a whopping 745-horsepower at only 3000-ish lbs with floor mats and liners, this thing is an absolute Demon (pun very much intended) on the track. The Chevy C10 is and has been an American icon for decades, oftentimes bringing back a strong feeling of nostalgia and memories of that time your buddy Dale jumped a canyon in one of these bad boys while chuggin' a case of Natty Light. However, not all trucks are made equal and this truck truly does show that. One look at this beautiful black behemoth and its blisteringly bountiful ballistic ability to blow you away will give you chills down your spine as you stare into that grille that looks like a deranged mad man smiling back at you with an aggressive and malice intent. In all seriousness this is one of the absolute coolest Hemi-swaps to date, I know what you're thinking and yes this thing can hold the power. All suspension and brake components have been upgraded to fit the 745-hp muscle truck, so your floor mats and liners aren't sliding around. It's got 6 piston brakes in the front and 4-piston brakes in the rear and that's not even the best part. The thing's riding on an air suspension! So not only have you got an American Icon Chevy C10 pick-up truck with 745 horsepower that can stop on a dime, but you also get to have that aggressive look that comes with a sick low riding super truck. This exciting build is one of the cleanest and ambitious Hemi-swaps to ever hit the car scene and we hope to see many more like it in the future.
