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CairoScene
3 days ago
- Entertainment
- CairoScene
Where to Find the Best Fruit-Based Drinks in Egypt
Because sometimes you want sweetness that isn't three spoonfuls of condensed milk or a one-way ticket to a sugar coma. Fruit in drink form is nature's way of saying you deserve joy without the jaw work. It's sweet, it's refreshing, and it lets you pass off indulgence as wellness - yes, even if there's a triple-cheese pizza in front of you. Sometimes, you just want flavour and sweetness that isn't courtesy of the condensed milk in your iced Spanish latte, or the kind of sugar rush that has you spiralling by 4 PM. This summer, Cairo's cafés have gone full technicolour - lining counters with jewel-toned smoothies, citrus-spiked teas, and matcha the shade of a new houseplant. These aren't just drinks; they're mood boards in liquid form, built for sipping, shooting, and surviving the city heat. Think tangy peach tea that cuts through the afternoon slump, coconut blends that channel the Red Sea, blueberry matcha that pairs meditative calm with main-character energy. Here's where to find the city's best fruit-flavoured drinks. 1980 | Peach Offender Branches all over Cairo The peach is soft, sweet, and innocent… until 1980 turns it into a drink that makes you question why you ever wasted time on boring smoothies. Smoothie Paradise | Teen Shoki Smoothie Branches all over Cairo If Egyptian summer had a mascot, it would be teen shoki. Smoothie Paradise basically bottled July and put it in a cup. Cloud Nine | Blueberry Matcha Don Hub & Move Club & Smart Village, Sheikh Zayed Matcha is the overachiever, blueberry is the chill one, and together they're the 'unlikely duo' rom-com plot twist your taste buds didn't see coming. Saints | Mango Coconut Smoothie Branches all over Cairo Tastes like quitting your job and moving to an island, except you're still stuck in Cairo traffic after. Cuppa | Green Apple Fruit Tea Golf Central Mall, Sheikh Zayed & Mivida, New Cairo Cuppa's green apple fruit tea is crisp, refreshing, and just sour enough to feel like the drink is judging your life choices. 30 North | Mango Matcha Branches all over Cairo For people who drink matcha purely for the vibe, but need mango to swoop in and save them from the actual taste. Lazy Lads | Cocomelon Smoothie District 5, New Cairo Because sometimes you can't decide whether coconut or watermelon is the taste of summer, so you find a drink that combines them both together. Oh Coffee | Strawberry Matcha 29 St. 232, Maadi The kind of drink that says, 'Yes, I do yoga,' even if the last time you stretched was in 2019.
CairoScene
17-06-2025
- Entertainment
- CairoScene
You Can Now Drink Your Skincare at Egypt's 1980
Kill Barbie and Peach Offender? Damn, double homicide. Jun 17, 2025 If you've ever gagged on a spoonful of sea moss while trying to convince yourself it 'tastes like the ocean' (as if that's a compliment), you're not alone - you've simply become a loyal subject of the Kingdom of Online Wellness. You likely also own a rattling pouch of capsules named things like Ashwagandha Supreme Ultra Calm Plus™ , purchased in a midnight spiral after a TikTok diagnosed your cortisol as 'feral.' And of course, there's the daily ritual: an oat-milk-half-sweet-iced-latte-with-a-shot-of-intentionality, which does absolutely nothing but cost more than lunch. Enter: 1980. The Egyptian restaurant that's decided enough is enough. You can now drink your skincare. Not smear it. Not dab it gently while whispering affirmations. Not absorb it via a jade roller charged in moonlight. Just sip it - like a sane, time-saving adult. The smoothies are packed with collagen and come with names like Kill Barbie and Peach Offender, because apparently, your glow-up needs both amino acids and a sense of irony. So retire the pill packs, cancel the moss subscription, and try something that won't prompt your coworkers to stage an intervention.
