21-04-2025
I'm Sorry To Say It, But If You Recognize Literally Any Of These Names And Faces, You Are Officially Old
1. "Pierre Escargot":
NIckelodeon
AKA the Frenchman who taught you everything you needed to know about the Parisian lifestyle.
2. "Stuart":
AKA the boy who taught you to never be afraid to show people what you can do.
3. "Prometheus and Bob":
4. "Stick Stickly":
Nickelodeon
AKA the world's first and ONLY Popsicle-stick host.
5. "Wishbone":
AKA a very good dog.
6. "Miss Viola Swamp":
Houghton Mifflin
AKA probably the meanest person in the entire world.
7. "Mr. Dink":
Nickelodeon
AKA the model next-door neighbor.
8. "Miss Cleo":
AKA your first interaction with the paranormal.
9. "Olmec":
AKA the rock with the deepest voice in rock history.
10. "Ernest":
Emshell Producers
AKA the guy who's constantly getting scared stupid.
11. "Numa Numa Guy":
AKA the person who taught you what a REAL dance looks like.
12. "Frog and Toad":
AKA the duo that taught you, you know what? Sometimes you gotta eat too many cookies.
13. "Rolie Polie Olie":
Nickelodeon
AKA the greatest Olie of all time.
14. "Randall Weems":
ABC
AKA the inspiration for the word "snitch."
15. "Bruce Bogtrotter":
Jersey Films
AKA the kid who ate all that cake in Matilda.
16. "Mr. Owl":
AKA the animal who couldn't just let that kid enjoy his lollipop.
17. "Amby & Dexter":
AKA the video that's been hidden away in the deepest crevices of your memory.
18. "Henry and June":
Nickelodeon
19. "Muzzy":
AKA the giant monster that taught you Spanish in 30-second commercials.
20. "Kenny and Vic":
MTV
AKA the powerful hosts of MXC.
21. "Paul":
DNA productions
AKA that friendly three-eyed monkey.
22. That terrifying Honeycomb mascot:
23. "Pappy Drewitt":
AKA the indie Bob Ross.
24. "Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond":
MTV
AKA the two responsible for all your claymation nightmares.
25. "Large Marge":
AKA the person who still haunts your dreams.
26. "Artie, the Strongest Man in the World":
Nickelodeon
AKA, you know, the strongest man in the world.
27. "Freakazoid":
WB
AKA Deadpool for kids.
28. And "Face":
Nickelodeon
AKA a big, giant face.
