09-05-2025
BRYONY GORDON: Why I'd be in the street in my PJs shouting long before 3am if my neighbours threw a party
It's the early hours of Monday morning and I am standing in the middle of the road in my favourite M&S pyjamas, my feet wedged into my 12-year-old daughter's bright blue Crocs, a leopard-print Puffa flung over my shoulders to keep out the cold.
I look quite, quite mad – or more mad than normal, I should perhaps say – as I hoot and holler in the general direction of the next-door neighbour's window.