29-07-2025
30 Products With Shocking Before And After Results
A swimmer's hair care regimen with shampoo, conditioner, and four packets of ~remedy powder~ that'll help remove copper and chlorine build-up from your pool day and get rid of that Shrek-like swamp green tint the water left you with. It'll help bring the moisture back into your hair and eliminate damage while *also* protecting against discoloration and chemical harm the pool can cause to your locks.
Bruise cream because you're clumsy as heck and bruise like a peach, what a combo (samesies). If you can't make it through a day without bumping into something, dropping something on your foot, or falling, grab this. Next time you look at your leg and think *wait, where did that bruise come from?* reach for this to help calm the swelling and discoloration.
A piercing bump solution so you can help stop that little bump on your nose piercing that's tripled in size in two weeks from growing annnnyyyy more. Before you totally ditch your new piercing, let this stuff help heal and reduce the size of your keloid! I know, I know, I get 'em too and yes, they can be terrifying to look at.
A clear, bitter nail polish that tastes so bad, you'll never wanna bite your nails again. It's also great for kids three and up who can't stop putting their fingers in their mouth and end up sick, like, once a month. It's harmless! But you'll for sure rather chew on gum than your nails.
A pair of seamless Nippies silicone pasties to help conceal your areola and nipple while also providing comfort and support without the need for an *actual* bra. These are perfect for all those sheer, backless, and strapless tops you've been dying to wear this summer, and they aren't all lumpy, so they won't make your tatas look weird.
And a breathable, sweatproof boob tape kit which includes a roll of the tape, four satin boob petals, and a pair of silicone pasties so you can wear all those cute tops and dresses you thought you'd never find a bra for. Ooh! Plus, you'll get a carrying pouch so you can take your booby necessities with you *and* you'll get a test patch so you can be sure that it doesn't irritate your skin.
A trio of serums — retinol, vitamin C, and hyaluronic acid, to be exact, like the Destiny's Child of serums, freakin' powerhouse combo right there. I'm no Raven Baxter, but I def see a brighter tone, reduction of fine lines, and smoother, plumper skin in your future.
A brush-cleaning kit that'll make you look at all the dust, dirt, and grime building up on your windowsills and sliding doors and *cringe*. If you just took a peek and thought you were a filthy monster, you're not. Cuz how the heck are you supposed to clean that area? Badabing, badaboom, this miracle cleanin' kit, that's how. *Adds one to my own cart cuz gross, my windowsills are icky*.
A pack of two tongue scrapers so your breath can be extraaaaa fresh. You won't believe how clean your tongue is and how much of a difference this baby makes in helping to keep your breath smelling great. You also may be in disbelief of how much gunk it removes.
A Chom Chom pet hair roller that'll pick up fur and lock it inside the roller for an easy-peasy cleanup. And this reusable baby doesn't lose its effectiveness after use! If you gotta clean your couch every single day and you absolutely hate buying more and more lint rollers, add this to your cart and thank me later.
A Truly Beauty boob polish made of an acai and retinol concoction that'll help smooth your skin, reduce the appearance of fine lines and stretch marks, and brighten, firm, and tighten your booby skin. Bestie, I'm sure your tatas already look *absolutely amazing*, but if you've ever been intrigued by these beautiful jars at Ulta (🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️), give this a try! And if anyone compliments your boobs you can be like "oh yeah, I had 'em polished."
An Ogx leave-in conditioning cream to apply to your towel-dried hair for a magic trick. *Voila*, defined, bouncy curls that'll put a little extra pep in your step because of the way your curls bounce when you walk.
A jar of Brazilian Bum Bum body cream made with a caffeine-rich guarana extract formula to help smooth and tighten skin. People are in loooove with this stuff, and some reviewers even just use it as, like, a perfume. Yeah, it smells that good thanks to the gorgeous aroma of pistachio, salted caramel, and vanilla.
A freakin' miracle LED light therapy mask — sit back and relax while this thing works OVERTIME to help clear acne. What's cooler than being cool? This bad boy, OutKast, def this.
Good Molecules Yerba Mate Wake Up Eye Gel with a cult following cuz of how well it freakin' works. It'll help quickly minimize swelling and puffiness because, like OutKast said, "nothing lasts forever," and this gel helps that adage ring true. You'll look awake even when you're hanging on by a thread and iced coffee.
And an under-eye brightener because you aren't sure if you'll ever actually not be exhausted, but you can def stop looking like it. It's ~enriched~ with shea butter and hyaluronic acid to give your dark circles a more radiant look. The pinkish tint helps balance out the blueish tint under your eyes as if you said a spell to make your dark circles *poof* away.
A three-step cradle cap system that includes a sponge, brush, comb, and storage stand to gently but effectively get rid of the flakes on your little one's head. It's sensitive on your baby's scalp without having to compromise effectiveness.
A wart-removing gel infused with ~salicylic acid~ that'll help to dry out your lil' blemishes and get 'em outta here. This no-drip gel formula also comes with waterproof patches to keep them hidden and prevent them from spreading. People will def think you did some sort of witchcraft but whatever, at least those annoying warts will *poof* away!
A pack of 36 acne patches that'll have you shook when you wake up in the morning. These patches absorb all the gunk and speed up the pimple-healing process without picking or popping. Abracadabra, psh, what pimple?
A microwave bacon cooker because some days you're DEFINITELY not in the mood to have piping hot bacon grease popping you at 9 a.m. If you wanna cook seven to nine strips at a time and not play *dodge the scorching oil spitting at you* then 🎶 you know what to dooooo 🎶 in my Andre 3000 voice.
Joesoef's sulfur soap that'll help with some of your skincare woes, like acne, blackheads, and clogged pores. Sulfur, *a key ingredient in this lil' miracle bar*, is an antibacterial and antifungal that'll help you say hakuna matata to all of your skincare problems.
A pumice stone toilet bowl cleaner so you can ~finally~ get rid of the grime and hard water stains that build up and leave you with an unattractive ring. Oh! Anddd, you can use it on other surfaces like sinks and tubs, too!
AND a bacteria- and virus-killing Clorox Toilet Wand Starter Kit that comes with refill heads to make cleaning your porcelain throne easy peasy lemon squeezy. Pop on a sponge head, scrub-a-dub-dub your toilet, and toss the gunk and grime-filled sponge into the trash. See? Piece of cake!
A fabulous lip-plumping gloss set for some seriously luscious lips. Your pout will be juicy as heck, ooh-la-luscious.
A bottle of professional-grade callus-removing gel that'll quickly get rid of all that thick, hard skin. Holy guacamole, these results! Mind-blowing and magical.
A descaling solution cuz you're just so sick of funky-tasting espressos. Don't even think about how intensely you'll have to scrub the limescale and mineral buildup, ditch the elbow grease, and let this do all the work.
An E.l.f. color corrector that'll help camouflage discoloration, dark under-eye circles, blemishes, redness, and dark spots without caking up or creasing your flawless foundation and concealer.
A genius paw-cleaning tube so you can say goodbye to muddy paw tracks in your home ~furever~. Stop your pooch at the door, put water in this baby, dip their gross little footsies in it, and woooohooo! You won't need to scrub the carpets for the fifth time this week.
A pack of thin velvet hangers that are not only *aesthetically pleasing as heck*, but will also allow you to fit more into your closet — yay! And!! Your shirts and dresses won't slide right off like they do on other hangers.
A 20-pack of multi-surface eraser sponges that'll make grease, grime, and scuffs disappear quicker than Thanos made half the population vanish in Infinity War. Walls, floors, tubs, sinks, even cars and shoes, this thing tackles so many surfaces quickly and easily without needing to put a bunch of elbow grease into a scrub sesh.
