13-05-2025
Trump gets a $400 million luxury jet from Qatar, Americans get five pencils. MAGA!
So, the libs of America and their water-carriers in the lamestream media are all bent out of shape because billionaire President Donald Trump might be getting a free luxury jet worth $400 million from the Middle Eastern country of Qatar. The suggestion seems to be that a foreign country giving the president of the United States a flying palace could seem like 'influence peddling' or 'naked corruption' or 'an absurdly transparent bribe.'
Republican Ari Fleischer, a Fox News contributor who was press secretary under President George W. Bush and is apparently now a liberal squish, wrote on social media: 'Nothing about getting Air Force One from a foreign government feels right." Fleischer is wrong. Based on the way Trump is talking about the jet, it feels great.
"They're giving us a free jet," he said.
Speaking recently about possible consumer price increases stemming from his patriotic tariffs, the president told American families that their children don't need more than three dolls and five pencils. The MAGA math here is straightforward: We get to buy our children three dolls and five pencils, and the already-rich president gets a free opulent jet that has a stairwell, an upper deck lounge, two bedrooms and nine bathrooms.
Perfectly fair. Rich people deserve nice things, too.
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If accepted, the Qatari jet would be retrofitted — at a cost I assume that would be more than three dolls and five pencils — and used as a new Air Force One. Asked about the non-bribe, Trump said: 'I would never be one to turn down that kind of an offer. I could be a stupid person and say, 'No, we don't want a free, very expensive airplane.' But I thought it was a great gesture.'
Nothing dodgy about that.
Just the president accepting $400 million worth of winged decadence from a country where his son — representing the family business — recently signed a deal to develop a $5.5 billion golf club called the Trump International Golf Club, Simaisima. This is just totally normal president-ing stuff that would only be an issue if the president were a Marxist radical Democrat like "Sleepy" Joe Biden, in which case it would require both impeachment and imprisonment.
Besides, this gift-jet would be used while Trump is president — because he currently only has two Air Force One jets with another two on order — and then might be "gifted" to his presidential library when he leaves office. That would mean regular Americans won't have to buy Trump a gift when he leaves office, freeing up money to purchase more pencils for our children, assuming that by then they've used the five previously allotted.
Trump, with the innocence of a lamb, said: 'It would go directly to the library after I leave office.'
Correct. It would go to the library. Then it would presumably go wherever Trump and his family wanted to fly, because who wants to live in a country where former leaders have to get around in jets that don't have an upper-deck lounge? Imagine how bad we would all feel if the man who brought us MAGA had to endure post-presidency travel on a jet with, say, five bathrooms. That would be unacceptable.
Qatari officials said in a statement: 'The possible transfer of an aircraft for temporary use as Air Force One is currently under consideration between Qatar's Ministry of Defense and the U.S. Department of Defense, but the matter remains under review by the respective legal departments, and no decision has been made.' Or as Trump put it, while confirming he would be getting a free jet: 'I could say no, no, no don't give us. I want to pay you a billion or $400 million or whatever it is, or I could say thank you very much.'
So I say "enough" to any griping about the optics of this possible $400 million definitely-not-a-bribe gift, or about the fact that the 'Make America Great Again' president would be flying around on a foreign country's swank-jet. We the people can get by on doll-and-pencil rationing, but we can't ask a billionaire president to purchase his own luxury jet.
That would require him to tap into all the money he has made selling MAGA merchandise. And that, quite frankly, would be un-MAGA-American.
Rex Huppke is a USA TODAY columnist.
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