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Sydney Morning Herald
01-08-2025
- Entertainment
- Sydney Morning Herald
I've developed an unhealthy interest in the view from my kitchen window. How to stop?
This story is part of the August 2 edition of Good Weekend. See all 14 stories. My kitchen window looks into an apartment where a young man lives. I've developed an unhealthy interest in watching him. I can't see into his bedroom or bathroom, so there's no nudity or sex. How do I stop my obsession? I'm a woman who's many years his senior. S.G., Heidelberg, VIC Hardware stores in the Heidelberg area are going to be doing very good business today: they're going to sell out of window shutters, window covers, window paint, tarpaulins, plywood sheeting and wooden planks. Curtain and blinds companies should do well today, too. Along with electronics retailers selling security-camera equipment. As well as The Oversized Bathrobe Emporium, The Full-Length Kaftan Warehouse and Muumuus R Us. And this is all because of your inability to stop peeking at your neighbour, your inability to keep your peeking to yourself and my inability to ignore your question because creepy-peeky content always goes down well with Good Weekend 's AB demographic. And yes, we all know what it's like when you've run out of TV shows to watch – when you've seen everything on free-to-air, everything on streaming platforms and all 14 billion YouTube videos. You can get a little bored and start seeking other forms of entertainment, but instead of turning to popular hobbies like book-reading, cushion embroidery or curating Ryuichi Sakamoto Spotify playlists, you've potentially chosen the niche pastime of criminal stalking under Section 21A of the Crimes Act 1958.
The Age
01-08-2025
- Entertainment
- The Age
I've developed an unhealthy interest in the view from my kitchen window. How to stop?
This story is part of the August 2 edition of Good Weekend. See all 14 stories. My kitchen window looks into an apartment where a young man lives. I've developed an unhealthy interest in watching him. I can't see into his bedroom or bathroom, so there's no nudity or sex. How do I stop my obsession? I'm a woman who's many years his senior. S.G., Heidelberg, VIC Hardware stores in the Heidelberg area are going to be doing very good business today: they're going to sell out of window shutters, window covers, window paint, tarpaulins, plywood sheeting and wooden planks. Curtain and blinds companies should do well today, too. Along with electronics retailers selling security-camera equipment. As well as The Oversized Bathrobe Emporium, The Full-Length Kaftan Warehouse and Muumuus R Us. And this is all because of your inability to stop peeking at your neighbour, your inability to keep your peeking to yourself and my inability to ignore your question because creepy-peeky content always goes down well with Good Weekend 's AB demographic. And yes, we all know what it's like when you've run out of TV shows to watch – when you've seen everything on free-to-air, everything on streaming platforms and all 14 billion YouTube videos. You can get a little bored and start seeking other forms of entertainment, but instead of turning to popular hobbies like book-reading, cushion embroidery or curating Ryuichi Sakamoto Spotify playlists, you've potentially chosen the niche pastime of criminal stalking under Section 21A of the Crimes Act 1958.
