11-05-2025
48 Things For People Who Don't Know How To Deep Clean
A jar of The Pink Stuff (the internet's favorite cleaning product) that'll clean everything from pots and pans to blotches in your bathtub. Move over firefighters, I want a calendar of THIS sexy stuff and its shiny results.
And The Pink Stuff All-Purpose Floor Cleaner for folks who know The Pink Stuff could be the *only* stuff. Try out their floor cleaner and transform your brown grout into the white grout it actually is.
A Baseboard Buddy that'll basically work like an eraser. This has an extendable handle that'll make cleaning tiny corners and often-ignored areas not just simple, but suuuper satisfying.
A trio of Scrub Daddy sponges with two unique design features: they stay firm in cold water and are soft in warm water. The varied textures allow for deep cleans without scratching the surfaces of your best dinnerware. And the best part? You can clean these by putting them in the top rack of your dishwasher!
A Chomp wall cleaner complete with a baseboard duster, dry dust and wet mop cleaning pads, and a microfiber cover. With this telescoping tool you can finally dust and scrub high windowsills, vent covers, and age-old stains by your ceiling. Plus, you can clean your baseboards without bending (and breaking) your back.
A Bissell multipurpose carpet and upholstery cleaner — this spiffy (and portable!) system uses warm water, a strong suction, and a special cleaning formula to save the day when slips turn into spills, which turn into stains. If you're ready to give your rugs and furniture a proper wash, this is here to help!
And a carpet shampoo solution for getting your floors and rugs looking like their original color without any toxic chemicals. Who knew your brown carpet was actually a WHITE carpet? Woof.
A bottle of Bring It On — a cleaning solution your bathroom mirror is practically begging you to buy. If all the toothpaste, water spots, runaway hair spray, and splotchy skincare gunk that's stuck to your mirror has you feeling unsettled, this all-natural cleaner is gonna clear that up in seconds.
A canister of 90 heavy-duty cleaning wipes perfect for those times when you've got guests coming in minutes and need one product to frantically speed-deep-clean as much of your place as possible (I am speaking here — these work very well in those instances).
A ChomChom pet hair remover roller — this is gonna pick up fur and lock it inside the roller, making cleanup a breeze. Plus, it doesn't lose its effectiveness with heavy use. We love our pets but woof, shedding in the springtime is their greatest skill.
A handheld steam cleaner for anyone who would far prefer using steam instead of inhaling chemicals for hours when doing an all day deep clean. This has a cord that's nearly 10 feet long to melt away buildup and gunk all over your place. Because it's steam-based, it's great for pet products, curtains, kid's toys, grills — you name it!
A bottle of Angry Orange Pet Odor Eliminator, a fan-favorite among pet parents, this odor-eliminating spray is gonna lift stains from carpet and furniture while *also* pulling out the odor that you haven't been able to get rid of despite previous deep-cleans.
A stainless steel cleaner to wipe up grease, stains, and fingerprints faster than you're able to say "cleaning the kitchen sucks." Turns out, it doesn't have to with this stuff.
A set of fast-acting Keurig cleaner pods you can simply put through a cycle on the machine to get rid of all the crusted-on grinds and residue that are *definitely* affecting the taste of your coffee, even if you haven't noticed over time.
Or some espresso machine descaling tablets, because we're cleaning *well* in this post, folks! If you've invested good money on a great machine, you're certainly gonna wanna keep it ship-shape. These tablets are here to make sure each cup of coffee you make is brag-worthy.
A pack of dishwasher cleaning tablets designed to clean and deodorize your machine while it runs naturally, makin' it sparkle and shine without you spending time scrubbing! Say goodbye to limescale, grease, and stubborn buildup! Okay, "Goodbye limescale, grease, and stubborn buildup!"
And a box of washing machine cleaning tablets (because your appliance-cleaning day means *all* your appliances) to dissolve residue and make your washing machine actually smell fresh, which is a big deal when you haven't washed your machine bought it.
A fume-free oven cleaner with a spray, wait, and wipe away system — a quick shot of this stuff can eat up those baked-in stains you've been actively avoiding since your pumpkin pie boiled over on Thanksgiving.
A ceiling fan carbon filter for grabbing dust, pollen, smoke, dander, and other allergens as the fan spins. It sticks to the fan blade and is unnoticeable — but you may notice the difference in the air!
A handy portable car vacuum so you can clean your car without the extra effort of bringing your vacuum outside. (Because honestly, when do we ever actually do that?)
A hard-water stain remover boasting an *industrial strength* formula designed to obliterate years-long rust and hard water stains. If you're restoring a bathroom with windows, glass doors, or bathtubs that look bleary and is sure to be your new best friend.
A drip dry cleaner so you can get your chandelier shining with just a spritz of spray. There's no need to take the dang thing down and clean each individual crystal any longer!
Oh Yuk jetted tub cleaner for jets that have filled with dead skin cells, dirt, and bacteria-filled buildup because your "treat yourself" baths did not involve cleaning up afterward.
A handheld allergen vacuum with a sanitizing UV light and bacteria-blasting steam-free heat technology. With this, you'll *finally* make vacuuming curtains and upholstery a simple situation. Your upright vacuum could never.
A cleaning putty for making the most mundane cleaning tasks way more fun. Ironically, this slimy substance can be used to remove the *actual* slime your children make/squish into every remote and keyboard in your home.
A power drill scrubber brush set that's gonna provide dazzling results on the stains that have been a part of your tile, glass, grout, or fiberglass so long it's simply causing you stress. This requires *no* scrubbing pressure on your part, making bathroom chores so easy you're gonna wanna clean with these ALL. THE. TIME.
A Wet & Forget shower cleaner — this'll clean your shower and prevent scummy buildup without *any* scrubbing. Because why use elbow grease when you clean? That even sounds dirty!
A bug remover for anyone who is, ahem, bugged by teeny tiny carcasses on their car.
An overnight tank cleaner can make your toilet tank clean as can be while *you* enjoy a snooze. Catch some ZZZs and wake up to a task that's completely taken care of.
A nontoxic leather conditioner that'll bring your beloved leather reading chair back to life. All you need is a thin spread of this spiffy conditioner and you''ll be g2g! Now, what page did you leave off on?
A water-based alkaline wood cleaner — it's gonna wipe away dirt, oil, and dried spills while being gentle on the wood itself. Turns out your hands were always filthy and your railings really felt it.
A mold and mildew-removing gel specifically designed for problem areas. Throw it on, leave it alone to do its thing overnight, and rinse it off the next day!
A microfiber spin mop, because going over your floors with a mop (even just with water) is gonna remove that frustrating, thin layer of dirt that drops down daily.
A cool mist humidifier to keep static (that loooves getting dust to cling to surfaces) out of your room. Plus, having moisture in the air is great for plants *and* your respiratory system. Win, win, WIN!
A scratch-free scraper can safely tidy up the little, dirty details around your more fragile fixtures and tiny crevices.
A Scrubbing Bubbles toilet cleaning stamp that's easy peasy to put on *and* makes cleaning your toilet simpler than it's ever been! Mostly because, with this, you won't be the one cleaning your toilet.
A garbage disposal brush — this is gonna save your sink from certain doom vis-à-vis oatmeal leftovers.
Or a foaming garbage disposal cleaner so you can clean out your rental's sink before your landlord decides to dispose of your deposit.
An adjustable duster brush that'll spruce up your window shades so well you just might notice you actually did have a view through those dust bunnies.
A cooktop-cleaning kit for times when your kitchen is so messy you're worried it'd be a fire hazard to make anything fancier than toast.
A dryer lint brush — this is gonna grab all the gunk your favorite (shedding) sweaters leave behind.
A drain clog remover for drains that are suffering from a particularly ~hairy~ situation.
A grout stain remover so you can stop being ~groutchy~ about the grim state your bathroom tile is in.
A watermark remover cloth, because no matter how many coasters you purchase your friends still seem to think your coffee table looks better with a polka-dot design. They are incorrect.
A chainmail scrubber — that'll be your knight in shining armor (meaning it'll spiff up your cast-iron skillets, woks, pots, pans, and dutch ovens).
A fabric defuzzer to clean up sweaters, sofas, and other aging fabrics that have been a real ~pill~ lately.
A touchless vacuum so you can throw that dust pan in the GARBAGE where it belongs. You will no longer have to bend and snap every time you sweep. Bless.
