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Yahoo
06-04-2025
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Quotes of the Week: Elsbeth, Grey's, White Lotus, The Rookie and More
Short King Spring is in full swing, but there's nothing slight about our latest Quotes of the Week column. In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find more than a dozen shows represented, including Ghosts, The White Lotus, The Cleaning Lady, FBI, The Voice, Elsbeth, Happy Face and more. More from TVLine Quotes of the Week: I May Destroy You, Greenleaf, Yellowstone and More Quotes of the Week: Stargirl, Blindspot, Penny Dreadful, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More Quotes of the Week: The Twilight Zone, Search Party, Yellowstone and More Also featured in this week's roundup: The Rookie falls for an April Fools' prank, Yellowjackets demands answers to important questions and The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Shamea Morton gets playful in a confessional. Plus, we've got double doses of Grey's Anatomy and Abbott Elementary. Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Vlada Gelman, Rebecca Luther, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz and Kimberly Roots) 'Did Mulder and Scully get together?!' Van (Liv Hewson) asks the truly important questions about what's happened in the world while the girls have been stranded in the woods 'What have you directed, may I ask?' 'Uh, what haven't I directed, you know what I mean? Mostly action films. The Enforcer. The Executor. The Notary. That was a trilogy.' The fake movies Frank (Sam Rockwell) lists off for Sritala (Lek Patravadi) sound pretty good, actually 'Hey, I made some changes to the North Pole rom-com script based on your earlier thoughts. After the man turns into a reindeer at the top of the second act —' 'Honey, honey, listen to me, OK? Just call it Polar Opposites, OK? And make sure the guy gets the girl.' Sam (Rose McIver) gets some advice from 1940s screenwriter Joan (Taylor Ortega) about her Christmas movie (which we would totally watch) 'I was a smooth criminal for tellin' her she looked like LaToya Jackson. Now how the hell am I gonna moonwalk my way outta this?' Shamea admits calling out Angela's ''99 nose' was not cool 'You can take the patient in bed 2. He's been constipated for weeks.' '[Under her breath] How long have you been constipated?' Thony (Élodie Yung) assesses her prickly new attending, Dr. Dupont (Daniel Bonjour) 'You two have fun. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.' 'We're going to Oakland.' Bailey (Chandra Wilson) isn't impressed by the sendoff Owen (Kevin McKidd) gives her and Teddy 'I'll buy you a drink when you and Griffith break up. [Beat] So… never.' Simone's glare quickly convinces Jules (Adelaide Kane) to amend her offer to Lucas 'Is it weird I gave her Adam's number?' Michael Bublé cracks wise after giving eliminated contestant Simone Marijic his number… or maybe Adam Levine's 'One, two, three, four tote bags. Why are you carrying around so much? Are you worried you're not enough?' 'People usually say I'm too much.' Decluttering expert Freya (Mary-Louise Parker) assesses Elsbeth's (Carrie Preston) plethora of handbags 'What?' 'Nothing! It's just… I noticed your hand touch Tim's at roll call.' 'Is that how you think sex works?' Celina (Lisseth Chavez) falls hook, line and sinker for Lucy (Melissa O'Neil) and Tim's April Fool's Day 'prank' ''Ben Dover'…?' 'Yes, sir. Dover is a real person with an unfortunate name.' Angela (Alyssa Diaz) and Nyla bring Grey (Richard T. Jones) up to speed on their case 'He's a complex, emotional being.' 'Who killed eight women.' 'Nine.' Gillian (Jenn Lyon) has no illusions about Mel's (Annaleigh Ashford) serial-killer dad, who happens to be her boyfriend 'I do have to say, if you are considering a career as an eco-terrorist, you can pull off the look.' 'Watch it.' OA (Zeeko Zaki) pokes fun at… whatever is going on there with Maggie's (Missy Peregrym) undercover hair 'It is a highly suggested donation, OK, and by 'highly suggested,' I mean you hold that tip jar right up into their face until it gets uncomfortable… which also works with divorce papers, too.' Melissa (Lisa Ann Walter) preps Jacob for the school's car wash fundraiser 'I know I prayed for a good turnout, but these hands were made for praying, not for spraying.' Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph) isn't about to get wet at the school's car wash fundraiser '[Mickey] is really good at dealing with bad guys.' 'Never let them see you sweat, you know. You gotta stay calm.' 'Well, that's not gonna happen with this one.' Vince (Billy Burke) meant it with love, Sharon! 'It's a classic pop star reinvention cycle. They all have 'eras' now.' 'Oh, like how Johnny Cougar became John Cougar, and then John Cougar Mellencamp becomes Mellencamp, and then back to John Mellencamp. Yeah? '[DeShawn, sarcastically] Yeah, just like that.' J.D. (Todd Lasance) almost gets it Best of TVLine Weirdest TV Crossovers: Always Sunny Meets Abbott, Family Guy vs. Simpsons, Nine-Nine Recruits New Girl and More ER Turns 30: See the Original County General Crew, Then and Now The Best Streaming Services in 2024: Disney+, Hulu, Max and More
Yahoo
02-03-2025
- Entertainment
- Yahoo
Quotes of the Week: The Rookie, 1923, Ghosts, The Pitt, NCIS and More
We're back with another edition of TVLine's Quotes of the Week. In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find more than a dozen shows represented, including NCIS, Family Guy, Paradise, General Hospital, Running Point, Tyler Perry's Sistas and Reacher. More from TVLine Quotes of the Week: I May Destroy You, Greenleaf, Yellowstone and More Quotes of the Week: Stargirl, Blindspot, Penny Dreadful, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More Quotes of the Week: The Twilight Zone, Search Party, Yellowstone and More Also featured in this week's roundup: St. Denis Medical delivers a lesson in flirting, Abbott Elementary celebrates the versatility of the muumuu and The Pitt confronts an anti-masker. Plus, we've got quotable moments from The Voice, Prime Target, The White Lotus, and double doses of The Rookie and 1923. Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Vlada Gelman, Rebecca Luther, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots, Ryan Schwartz and Andy Swift) '[Flirting with] an Oregon guy is super-easy. Just bring up REI, coffee beans, IPAs or the Dune movies, and they just go wild. Also applies to lesbians.' Serena (Kahyun Kim) knows it will be a breeze to woo a local newspaper reporter 'Flirting is harmless, but physical intimacy is a hard, bright line. If Wesley so much as kisses another woman, I'll be a wealthy, glamorous widow.' Believe Angela (Alyssa Diaz)! 'Listen, I want to tell you something—' 'No, no.' 'What, you got somewhere you got to be?' Lucy (Melissa O'Neil) doesn't want to hear Tim's (Eric Winter) before-we-die confession 'Did somebody say 'cool mom with an Activia fanny pack'? They give you a free one if you send in enough lids. I've got two fanny packs and a very healthy colon.' If Lois Griffin (Alex Borstein) ever meets Jamie Lee Curtis, they'll have a lot to talk about 'I like beans. I used to hate beans, but now I eat a lot of beans. One day, I just decided to trick my mind into liking beans… and now I do!' Kate (Leslie Bibb) subscribes to the 'mind over taste buds' school of nutrition 'The whole place is gorgeous.' 'Well, I can't take all the credit, but later, I will.' Willow's (Katelyn MacMullen) high praise prompts a confession from interior decorator Maxie (Kirsten Storms) 'You hit a wall?' 'Why? You got any ideas?' 'Uh… carry the one?' Ed (Leo Woodall) runs into a roadblock with his very complicated math, and layman Carter (Harry Lloyd) offers a sarcastic suggestion 'The one bad part about shooting this season of The Voice is that I have to sit in this filthy chair.' Adam Levine cracks wise about frenemy Blake Shelton's former throne 'I mean, Angelica is definitely the prettiest. But Eliza, she just seems so gettable.' 'Man, a Schuyler sister. I wonder if I could get one.' 'I mean, perhaps Peggy. [Both laugh]' Alexander Hamilton (Nat Faxon) and Sam Adams (Kelsey Flower) discuss the Schuyler sisters 'My god, could I sound any more like a Bond villain? I swear I'm not a monster.' Wethinks the lady, aka Sinatra (Julianne Nicholson), doth protest too much 'Oh, did you want me to tell the surgeons to go no masks for surgery?' 'What?' 'Well, those of us who save lives for a living believe strongly that masks minimize risk when it comes to spreading disease and infection. But I want to respect your beliefs, so what do you think? With or without for surgery? Without?' 'Um… I want with.' 'Good call.' Langdon (Patrick Ball) confronts — and talks some sense into — an anti-masker who earned herself a fight bite in chairs 'You weren't careful with it!' Parker (Gary Cole) had just told Jimmy to be careful with his favorite shirt when extracting a potential poison sample 'Hit me.' 'What?' 'Come on.' 'No. What if I hurt you?' 'You're kidding, right?' Reacher (Alan Ritchson) aims to help Richard (Johnny Berchtold) fend off local bullies 'It's a dress, a blanket and a napkin all in one. I long for that kind of efficiency in a garment.' Gregory (Tyler James Williams) is a big fan of muumuus 'Please, Ms. Marie, you have to help me!' 'Oh, that's where you're wrong, son. See, I don't have to do anything except be beautiful, Black and die. And if Big Pharma has its say, I probably don't even have to do that.' One does not tell Marie Willis (Tonya Pinkins) what to do — you'd think everyone on this show would know that by now 'I'm just saying, it would be nice to know that you got there safe, instead of hoping you made it safe, and wondering, and worrying.' 'If you weren't worrying about me, you'd be worrying about something else.' 'Yes, but that would be a worry of my own choosing. Not one that you chose for me.' Cara (Helen Mirren) is adamant that she — and not Jacob (Harrison Ford) — decide what path her anxiety takes 'Marshall out of Helena called and said they got an anonymous tip that there's a speakeasy off of Main Street.' 'You don't say.' 'Yup.' 'You have any luck finding it?' 'The investigation's just getting started. These things take a while. [To bartender] Another whiskey, Charlie?' Sheriff McDowell (Robert Patrick) and Jacob (Harrison Ford) are the very picture of willful ignorance 'Don't go on Reddit unless you want to kill yourself.' 'What? Really?' 'It's OK, it's just a bunch of stupid, ugly s—t about the fact that you're a nepo baby and you don't know what you're doing. But you're old, so it's like you're kind of… you're like a nepo crone.' Basketball executive Isla (Kate Hudson) is officially too old to be a nepo baby, according to her brother Ness (Scott MacArthur) Best of TVLine Weirdest TV Crossovers: Always Sunny Meets Abbott, Family Guy vs. Simpsons, Nine-Nine Recruits New Girl and More ER Turns 30: See the Original County General Crew, Then and Now The Best Streaming Services in 2024: Disney+, Hulu, Max and More
