11-07-2025
- Entertainment
- Cosmopolitan
Women's Euros 2025: Get to know Lovehoney's football vibrator
Gearing up to watch the Women's Euros this weekend? Whether you're rooting for success for England or Wales, you'll need something to help you get your head in the game — or, er, at least get head before the game.
We can always trust Lovehoney to know our needs before we know them ourselves, which is why it's no surprise that the sex toy giant has launched a clit suction toy in collab with ROMP (another sex toy company) just in time for the big match.
To celebrate the Women's Euros taking place in Switzerland — AKA the home of sister brand, Amorana — the team has tackled two underrepresented areas for people with vulvas (pleasure and sports) with one sex toy.
Shaped like a football, the toy is jam-packed with six suction intensities and four patterns to help you aim for the ultimate goal (an orgasm, but we would say that, wouldn't we?) pre- and post-match.
Come loss or win, that build up of adrenaline will need to go somewhere, and you won't want to rely on a group of strangers to guarantee pleasure for your MVP (AKA, you).
But don't worry — this toy won't drop the ball, as it's programmed with the brand's Pleasure Air Technology (yup, the very same used in vibes like the famous Rose sex toy and Womanizer Enhance), and can even be used in the shower for a cool down. Oh, and the battery lasts for 80 minutes, so you can keep rolling towards back to back orgasms.
Plus, Lovehoney is offering 50% off everything on its site for just 15 minutes on Sunday 13 during halftime at 20.45pm with the code 'ENGLAND or WALES,' to help you achieve your bedroom goals.
So if you're watching at the pub, run, don't walk, to a spot with good service — and make sure you have your card details at the ready.
Who knows? That might even be the perfect moment to play the field and find your ideal masc/man to use it with over a pint or body slam! Okay baller…
Either way, it's guaranteed to continue being a crowd-pleaser after the match, too, thanks to being O-so conveniently shaped like a ball. Who's to suspect it's a vibrator, rather than a zeitgeisty stress ball sitting on your bedside table?
Discreet sex toys = game changer, and you're our favourite to win x
Honey Wyatt is the Sex and Relationships Senior Ecommerce Writer for Cosmopolitan, Women's Health and Men's Health, covering the best sex toys, lubes, and any product or service that positively contributes to sexual wellbeing and healthy relationships.
Honey completed an MA in magazine journalism at City, University of London in 2023, which she passed with a merit. She has run Sextras, a podcast and magazine about sex and relationships, since 2020, speaking to experts on everything from sex worker rights to how to practice sex magic and whether man-hating is justified.
Previously, she was a reporter for HR magazine, where she covered the importance of wellbeing and diversity, equity and inclusion in the workplace, as well as the juicy (and often disturbing) ins and outs of employment tribunals. She has also written about sex, fashion, beauty, and culture for Glamour, Refinery29, Woo, The Independent and SPHERE.
When she's not asking everyone she meets invasive questions about their sex and dating lives, you can find Honey bingeing noughties/nineties box sets, belting Chappell Roan or Wicked around her flat, teaching herself a craft that seems unlikely she'll be able to achieve (spoiler: she does), or pondering the meaning of life to a podcast on long walks.
