23-06-2025
‘All I Get Is Old Men:' Man Buys Classic Chevrolet to Get Attention From Women. It Backfires
A man's scheme to attract the female gaze by purchasing a vintage car ultimately backfired. Johnny (@canadajuice) shared his woes in a viral TikTok that's accrued more than 1.2 million views on the popular social media platform. In the video, he airs his grievances over the consequences of his buy.
'I bought this car for attention from women.' he says, speaking directly into the camera and ambling through an indoor parking garage. Following this, he directs his camera toward an early model Chevy Impala as he holds a guitar in hand.
However, Johnny says that only older dudes seem to care that he's currently riding around in a classic. 'And all I get is old men saying put down your window son. You weren't even alive when that car was being made…' his video cuts out before he completes his sentence.
Commenters React
Despite his frustrations, several folks had differing opinions about Johnny's vehicle and the interest it would garner. One TikToker argued that there are certainly some members of the opposite sex who'd be intrigued by his wheels. 'Any woman who watches
Supernatural
will give you attention,' one said.
Someone else echoed the aforementioned sentiment, and even gave Johnny some pointers on how to capitalize on the Supernatural demographic. 'You just need a flannel shirt and a worn-out leather jacket like Dean Winchester.'
Winchester drove one on the long-running,
20-year-old show
.
Another remarked that the older men trying to lecture the TikToker about the age of his vehicle are probably envious: 'They're jealous they don't have the swag you have,' one wrote.
One woman told Johnny that they had their interest piqued by his post and video.
Another replied: 'I'll give you some attention…'
But someone else speculated another piece of Johnny's property showcased in his clip will likely get more eyes on him: 'The guitar is probably going to get you more attention from women than the car.'
Classic Impala
The
Chevrolet Impala
model Johnny shows off in his video appears to have been manufactured in the 1970s. Newer Impala models, from 1994 and up, are known to have several recurring problems. This includes oil dripping and exhaust manifold woes, along with engine cooling issues. The brand's automatic transmission hasn't seemed to really win over driving enthusiasts, either.
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Additionally, there are braking system faults to keep an eye out for. Older Impalas have their own set of issues, but there are many car enthusiasts who have a fondness for these cars. Like this YouTuber who called the 1967 Chevrolet Impala the
best ride the brand has ever made
.
Should I Buy a Classic Car?
Anytime one purchases a car that's decades old, there are a slew of issues that need to be addressed. Locating parts can oftentimes be a drag, as classic components may need to be special-ordered. Moreover, many of these rides have probably been sitting dormant for years on end. Which means that a lack of use could necessitate deep cleaning and restoration on key components.
Furthermore, drivers can expect to forego a lot of modern standard amenities and luxuries. There are some benefits to riding around in a vintage vehicle, however. Despite oftentimes requiring meticulous upkeep, unlike many newer cars, vintage cars can be an asset. It's not uncommon for
highly sought-after older cars
to increase in value. Furthermore, because they were manufactured in a different era, they can bypass
specific inspection and emissions guidelines
.
Then there's the added benefit of the coolness factor: It's hard to argue against the aesthetic of a classic Impala. Conversely, later model offerings pale in comparison with its more utilitarian, boring-everyday-sedan design language.
Classic: Simple and Reliable?
On one hand, getting a vintage, cobwebbed-garage car up and running is a tall order. Troubleshooting parts, getting all of the components firing reliably, and abstaining from modern commuter comforts is certainly a learning curve. Although there is something to be said about the simplicity of said vehicles.
And handling a classic Impala may feel like piloting a yacht on asphalt. But these cars do have fans. This
YouTube user calls the 1976 Chevrolet Impala
'America's ultimate classic car.'
Invariably, more feature-packed vehicles are going to be prone to more issues. For instance, the
Alfa Romeo Stelvio
, which is hardly a ubiquitous SUV when compared to, let's say, the Jeep Grand Cherokee. Between 2017 and 2024, there were 9 separate recalls for this particular model.
Incorrectly labeled tire sizes. Brake pedal detachments. Front airbag deployment problems. Brake rotor fractures. Rotor and shaft separations. Side curtain airbag engagement issues. All of these problems occurred after just seven years.
Conversely, the 1976 Chevrolet Impala, despite being around for nearly 50 years, has just one
safety recall issued
. And that's for its hydraulic braking system, where a differential proportional valve needs to be swapped out. Its engine has been praised as stalwart and reliable, and could most likely stand the test of time with routine maintenance.
Vintage Chevrolet Impala: Worth it?
If you're considering getting a classic car, ensure that you have adequate time and resources dedicated to giving it the TLC it'll probably need. Perhaps you, too, could find yourself getting head nods from older men. And maybe bedroom eyes from Supernatural viewers.
Motor1
has reached out to Johnny via TikTok comment for further information.
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