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The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (July 12-18)

The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week's great tweets, threads and other posts from women, then visit our 'Funniest Tweets From Women' page for past roundups. Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter. me and my best friend saying,"hey, who are we to judge" after spending 6 hours gossiping — Irene (@hieireen) July 16, 2025 me and my best friend saying,"hey, who are we to judge" after spending 6 hours gossiping— Irene (@hieireen) July 16, 2025 "> me and my best friend saying,"hey, who are we to judge" after spending 6 hours gossiping Once i matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood so i told him to go outside and scream and he did. and i heard it — rowan (@calicosmall) July 15, 2025 Once i matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood so i told him to go outside and scream and he did. and i heard it— rowan (@calicosmall) July 15, 2025 "> Once i matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood so i told him to go outside and scream and he did. and i heard it I read it phonetically like oomf — sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@cottoncandaddy) July 13, 2025I read it phonetically like oomf drinking at the airport lounge is so fun until the afters is sitting still in a confined space — alexa (@mariokartdwi) July 16, 2025 drinking at the airport lounge is so fun until the afters is sitting still in a confined space— alexa (@mariokartdwi) July 16, 2025 "> drinking at the airport lounge is so fun until the afters is sitting still in a confined space i always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude — meeka (@MeekyBlinders) July 14, 2025 i always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude— meeka (@MeekyBlinders) July 14, 2025 "> i always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude by age 30 you should have at least six novelty or souvenir cups that you refuse to get rid of and don't match anything else in your home — daisy 'dan goose' tackett (@fatstevebuscemi) July 14, 2025 by age 30 you should have at least six novelty or souvenir cups that you refuse to get rid of and don't match anything else in your home— daisy 'dan goose' tackett (@fatstevebuscemi) July 14, 2025 "> by age 30 you should have at least six novelty or souvenir cups that you refuse to get rid of and don't match anything else in your home It's too late, I sat down on the couch after work, go on without me — meghan (@deloisivete) July 17, 2025 It's too late, I sat down on the couch after work, go on without me— meghan (@deloisivete) July 17, 2025 "> It's too late, I sat down on the couch after work, go on without me "are you busy tomorrow?" my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you're about to give me — ✧ (@cessonmute) July 14, 2025 "are you busy tomorrow?" my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you're about to give me— ✧ (@cessonmute) July 14, 2025 "> "are you busy tomorrow?" my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you're about to give me love how benedryl is just like take me and u won't experience any allergy symptoms :) because u will be unconscious :) — deedee megadoodoo (@givemebudlight) July 16, 2025 love how benedryl is just like take me and u won't experience any allergy symptoms :) because u will be unconscious :)— deedee megadoodoo (@givemebudlight) July 16, 2025 "> love how benedryl is just like take me and u won't experience any allergy symptoms :) because u will be unconscious :) @thelesliegaar/Threads @ @sami/Threads @ @samanthamatt1/Threads @kiandria/Threads @margaretkarry/Threads I'm a simple girl... I see a book, I buy the book, I let the book sit on my shelf for years unread. — Maliha (@CaffeinatedLiha) July 13, 2025 I'm a simple girl... I see a book, I buy the book, I let the book sit on my shelf for years unread.— Maliha (@CaffeinatedLiha) July 13, 2025 "> I'm a simple girl... I see a book, I buy the book, I let the book sit on my shelf for years unread. hey (with the intention of getting ice cream) — erika (@yeeeerika) July 14, 2025 hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)— erika (@yeeeerika) July 14, 2025 "> hey (with the intention of getting ice cream) My friend got dumped yesterday and last night, we had a FaceTime call where everyone shared how much we hated him and now they are back together. — sugamummy 😃🍹🍜🥗 (@ceraliza) July 14, 2025 My friend got dumped yesterday and last night, we had a FaceTime call where everyone shared how much we hated him and now they are back together.— sugamummy 😃🍹🍜🥗 (@ceraliza) July 14, 2025 "> My friend got dumped yesterday and last night, we had a FaceTime call where everyone shared how much we hated him and now they are back together. i would be so bad at planning a bachelorette party. girl let's go get MRIs — bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) July 16, 2025 i would be so bad at planning a bachelorette party. girl let's go get MRIs— bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) July 16, 2025 "> i would be so bad at planning a bachelorette party. girl let's go get MRIs If I said I wanted a croissant and someone gave me beans instead,,,we are fighting — 🎀 Peachie! 🎀 working on comms! (@pastelpxchie) July 16, 2025If I said I wanted a croissant and someone gave me beans instead,,,we are fighting [flirting] would you like to come over sometime and make a list? — Meg (@megannn_lynne) July 15, 2025 [flirting] would you like to come over sometime and make a list?— Meg (@megannn_lynne) July 15, 2025 "> [flirting] would you like to come over sometime and make a list? @wendiaarons/Threads @ginnyhogan_/Threads @ elleunchained/Threads @tenickab/Threads @janelcomeau/Threads EVIL doesn't die… it reinvents itself. — Baby Tate (@imbabytate) July 16, 2025EVIL doesn't die… it reinvents itself. well well well, if it isn't the bridge i said i d cross when i came to it — alfie (@alfienxo) July 13, 2025 well well well, if it isn't the bridge i said i d cross when i came to it— alfie (@alfienxo) July 13, 2025 "> well well well, if it isn't the bridge i said i d cross when i came to it the bond between a girl and her notes app is historical — ໊ (@ppyowna) July 14, 2025the bond between a girl and her notes app is historical Had a nightmare I miscalculated my college credits and wasn't going to be able to graduate. I have been a licensed attorney for almost five years — Karen, Esq. (@comradeflirty) July 14, 2025 Had a nightmare I miscalculated my college credits and wasn't going to be able to graduate. I have been a licensed attorney for almost five years— Karen, Esq. (@comradeflirty) July 14, 2025 "> Had a nightmare I miscalculated my college credits and wasn't going to be able to graduate. I have been a licensed attorney for almost five years i like that the cheating coldplay couple seems an age-appropriate match — Naomi Fry (@frynaomifry) July 17, 2025 i like that the cheating coldplay couple seems an age-appropriate match— Naomi Fry (@frynaomifry) July 17, 2025 "> i like that the cheating coldplay couple seems an age-appropriate match this is how you should go to concerts if you've called in sick or you're cheating on your partners btw — zhopamine (@zedchrmsm) July 17, 2025this is how you should go to concerts if you've called in sick or you're cheating on your partners btw I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase 'There's no such thing as a free lunch'. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is 'The only free cheese is in the mousetrap' - which is so much better — Prof Sarah-Jayne Blakemore (@sjblakemore) July 16, 2025 I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase 'There's no such thing as a free lunch'. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is 'The only free cheese is in the mousetrap' - which is so much better— Prof Sarah-Jayne Blakemore (@sjblakemore) July 16, 2025 "> I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase 'There's no such thing as a free lunch'. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is 'The only free cheese is in the mousetrap' - which is so much better Tell me why. My coworker started crying cuz her boyfriend broke up wit her (thru text) & my manager gone say "that's why we tell y'all stay off y'all phones at work' 😭😭😭 — ✨444✨ (@Sunshine_Leti) July 15, 2025 Tell me why. My coworker started crying cuz her boyfriend broke up wit her (thru text) & my manager gone say "that's why we tell y'all stay off y'all phones at work' 😭😭😭— ✨444✨ (@Sunshine_Leti) July 15, 2025 "> Tell me why. My coworker started crying cuz her boyfriend broke up wit her (thru text) & my manager gone say "that's why we tell y'all stay off y'all phones at work' 😭😭😭 4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. wrap it up — Zabby ♡ (@Africanzabby) July 14, 2025 4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. wrap it up— Zabby ♡ (@Africanzabby) July 14, 2025 "> 4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. wrap it up Related... The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week