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24 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (July 15-21)
Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary, mundane moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.
Every week, we round up the funniest posts from couples on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:
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My husband accidentally got me a burger with a gluten free bun and vegan cheese. We had a good run.— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 21, 2025 ">
My husband accidentally got me a burger with a gluten free bun and vegan cheese. We had a good run.
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Wedding vows should be updated to include, 'Do you promise to love & cherish him when he continues to watch loud videos on his phone after you've asked him to turn it down?'— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 20, 2025 ">
Wedding vows should be updated to include, 'Do you promise to love & cherish him when he continues to watch loud videos on his phone after you've asked him to turn it down?'
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husband: do you know where the thing is me: I would like to buy a noun— meghan (@deloisivete) July 18, 2025 ">
husband: do you know where the thing is me: I would like to buy a noun
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The key to a successful marriage is letting things go. I've started with myself.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 16, 2025 ">
The key to a successful marriage is letting things go. I've started with myself.
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My husband came home from golfing & said we'd go out to dinner after he takes a quick nap. The 'quick nap' is entering hour 3. I think I'm cooking.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 20, 2025 ">
My husband came home from golfing & said we'd go out to dinner after he takes a quick nap. The 'quick nap' is entering hour 3. I think I'm cooking.
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Today my husband bought a 42-count box of Skittles fruit snacks from Costco. I should probably set up a diabetes screening for later this week.— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) July 21, 2025 ">
Today my husband bought a 42-count box of Skittles fruit snacks from Costco. I should probably set up a diabetes screening for later this week.
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Welcome to marriage. Here's the new way you fold towels.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 19, 2025 ">
Welcome to marriage. Here's the new way you fold towels.
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new bit: calling my wife 'the ol' balloon'instead of 'the ol' ball and chain' because she lifts me up instead of weighing me down— lesbian wife guy 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) July 16, 2025 ">
new bit: calling my wife 'the ol' balloon'instead of 'the ol' ball and chain' because she lifts me up instead of weighing me down
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